“May I take your order Sir?”
Only an idiot like my mother orders a cheese burger without cheese. I am not a genius or anything, well actually I am, but I’m sure this is a fricken hamburger. You patrons need to think before you speak. Do not order a plain hamburger with lettuce and tomato. That is not a dam plain hamburger. And why would you order a medium-rare burger and then in the same sentence tell me you don’t want any pink inside? That is unless you’re a gay man and don’t like pink because pink is the same color as a pussy, to which I understand. Also, quit asking me “How are your burgers?”. You think I’m gonna tell you “they suck”, you think I’m going to say that “McDonald’s burgers are better”? Well Big Mac’s are fucking awesome I must say so myself. But no, I am going to tell you that our burgers are so good it’s gonna be a party in your mouth. Now let me get you that cheese burger with no cheese.
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on August 31st, 2007 at 11:44 am
Ok that was hilarious! I hate when people do stupid stuff too.
on March 8th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
I mean, why is it called cheese burger, shouldn’t
it be called a cheese hamburger. I mean what gives someone the right to take the ham outta hamburger! I mean, I’m 5% German 3% Apache 92% Hispanic, but it still pisses me off that someone would want to screw around with even a little bit of my heritage! I’m starting a web site called CALL IT WHAT IT IS .COM, please join me in fighting this communist cheese burger party.
From Hamburg Germany
I’m out!
Shaun
on March 11th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
a cheeseburger with no cheese is definitely a hamburger. duh.
on March 18th, 2009 at 7:33 am
i love this to ask for a cheese burger with no cheese and to watch a waitress be completely baffled (in maccy D’s stockport) i think she was shocked to find out that i didnit require ice in my cola as i was alergic to water LOL!!!!!
comedy enjoyment
Danny
on March 30th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
LOL! One of my all time pet peeves!
on July 10th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
um..yeah don’t say take the ham out of hamburger because there is no F*ing ham in a hamburger…its a beef patty..not a pork patty so therefore hamburger is a loose term considering it was named after the city or whatever…
on September 7th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
I can has cheezburgar without cheese nao?
on November 5th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
I thought I was the only who witnessed this mess! I find comfort in the fact that someone else feels my pain, but at the same time I’m a little worried that there is more than on idiot out there ordering cheeseburgers with no cheese….smh