I’ll have a Cheese Burger, no cheese please

“May I take your order Sir?”

Only an idiot orders a cheese burger without cheese. I am not a genius or anything, but I’m sure this is a fricken hamburger. You patrons need to think before you speak. Do not order a plain hamburger with lettuce and tomato. That is not a dam plain hamburger. And why would you order a medium-rare burger and then in the same sentence tell me you don’t want any pink inside? And quit asking me “How are your burgers?”. You think I’m gonna tell you “they suck”, you think I’m going to say that “McDonald’s burgers are better”? No, but I am going to say “Our burgers are so good it’s gonna be a party in your mouth”. Now let me get you that cheese burger with no cheese.

The point being:
A hamburger with cheese is called a cheese burger.
A cheese burger without cheese is a hamburger.

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  • Ginene on August 31st, 2007

    Ok that was hilarious! I hate when people do stupid stuff too.

  • Shaun on March 8th, 2008

    I mean, why is it called cheese burger, shouldn’t
    it be called a cheese hamburger. I mean what gives someone the right to take the ham outta hamburger! I mean, I’m 5% German 3% Apache 92% Hispanic, but it still pisses me off that someone would want to screw around with even a little bit of my heritage! I’m starting a web site called CALL IT WHAT IT IS .COM, please join me in fighting this communist cheese burger party.

    From Hamburg Germany

    I’m out!
    Shaun

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