Bikers Suck - I hate you people
I can’t stand bike week. You come here by the thousands, you are loud, the rules of the road don’t seem to apply to you, and you are smelly fat bastards!
You bikers overwhelm a restaurant or bar. You always want separate checks. You hog up a whole parking lot. You smell like the highway. Your bitches on the back are butt fricken ugly and look like dikes.
You people think you’re so special, well I’m here to tell you that you AREN’T!!!! I hate you people. All servers and bartenders hate you people. The cooks hate you people. The locals think you should die!
“Bikers, NOT Welcome”
Kayla on December 4th, 2007
Compared to the other kind of biker however…YOu know, the “I have a bony little ass so I shall encase it in a flourescent yellow coating of spandex, so as to ride millions of miles to you, so that you can remake everything so that it reaches my level of healthiness, or perhaps I will just bring my own tupeware of soy/tofu something or other for you to heat, and then of course not leave any tip for you, despite downing an average rate of 7 glasses/5 min time period”.
Upset Waitress on December 4th, 2007
Oh I know alright. They look like they have smelly asses wearing them tight ass speedos.
RealMan on January 24th, 2008
Too true, they think they are so tuff in there groups, but when they are on there own they are gutless worms. They were raised by there meat-head mothers who put them on pedastals and think that everyone is goining to do the same thing. I hate those pathetic little boys, they need to grow up and start acting like men.
Dan on May 13th, 2008
I own a restaurant at Lake of the Ozarks. I wish this waitress worked for me. Bikers are shit. I admit some have respectable jobs and such but most are human scum. Why do they want to annoy everyone with the noise? They think their cool? Far from it. I have yet to see one biker chick I respect let alone fuck. I love this waitress!!! Come work for me! Not only are these cheesy fat fucks arrogant and smelly, they think they are smart. They have nothing but a crap vehicle that should be outlawed because of its noise and a piece of shit for a woman if they are lucky. My goal in life is to not end up with some bitch with boots, tattoos, beer gut few teeth and absolutely no I.Q. or education. Future welfare recipients. And the illegitimate brats they have. Which will grow up the same way. The only men they can find are just like them. Losers! Every time I see a biker with leather and whiskers I want to shoot em. To stupid to work and to lazy to shave and bathe. You should know your stupid when your greatest goal is wearing certain colors on your coat. Good God. I fucking hate bikers. The waitress is right about what their mothers must be like. The fat pukes need to wake up and be men. So do their sons! What are these fat jerks going to do when they are to old to be obnoxious? You guessed it. Crime. Bikers are scum. I used to play in a pretty famous rock band years ago and I hated when these sleaze balls would show up for a show. They ruined everyone else’s good time and scared people. Being cool is not being overbearing, stupid and macho. And waitress? Your great. More people should speak up. I would like to see Harley (piece of shit), go out of business. I HATE FUCKIN BIKERS WITH A PASSION. I go by the name of D.J. Duck now because of my fame in music. I played the guitar. Bikers change their name to avoid the law. My guitar let me retire and buy a restaurant on the side. I did it legally. Ever meet a sleaze biker that could say that? I am an old hippie that hates bikers. I earned that right. D.J. Duck