As of now we need to teach our children that it is unacceptable to enter a restaurant with a cell phone attached to their faces. All the etiquette books need to be revised to include cell phone manners as well. When I was growing up we didn’t have cell phones. If our telephone rang while eating, not wanting to be interrupted during our meal, we would simply just let it ring.

Most people understand how important some phone calls can be. However, no one wants to hear half of a bad conversation that otherwise would have absolutely no bearing on our lives. Only you feel compelled to inflict this inane semi-retarded mound of mutterings onto everyone within a two mile radius.

For those of you in the underbelly of society, just because the police officer eating at the next table can only hear half of the drug deal you are making, it’s just a matter of time before he breaks the moronic code you have chosen to use and busts you. Our government has graciously, at the taxpayers expense, provided an entire branch of government just to listen to both sides of your conversation.

Please take your cell phone out side to scream into it, or shove it up your ass so it can be closer to your head. Maybe you won’t need to talk so loud.