Have you ever worked with someone who was high on cocaine? It would be funny but it so isn’t. It is a nonstop marathon of drips and sniffles. Or what we call special sauce. Order up is yelled from the kitchen. Suddenly an incoherent blur whizzes by with a mighty snuff and a less then subtle snort. If you pay close attention you will notice the two items that have been sitting since breakfast are now on their way to the WRONG, wrong table. Now you find yourself in the position of taking care of your tables as well as covering all the tables your co-worker is incapable of taking. Also, you find yourself apologizing for their short comings both professionally and personally. So, to all you coke-head servers that have to be high at work, shut the hell up and stay in the bathroom til your shift ends. Do us all a favor and talk to your reflection in the mirror all night.

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