Sitting at a dirty table?
Is it entirely necessary to sit at the only table I haven’t cleaned? Now you are just in my way. I have ten tables and everyone wants that one. Do you have an affinity for crumbs? Are you partial to grape jelly cuff links. Maybe you enjoy the fart heated seat. You probably think if you sit in it fast enough the remaining stench will cover the smell of your own retched ass. Well, it won’t, and it doesn’t. So, haul your stank ass out of that seat and move to an already cleaned table.
ali on October 22nd, 2007
Crazy isn’t it? It’s strange to think that one of the things that is universal in customer behavior is the affinity for the dirty table. What gives? I surely don’t get it.
And of course, then they look at the dirty table and say, “Can you clean this off for us?” As if I haven’t cleaned it simply because the thought never occured to me, instead of because I’ve been too busy to get to it yet.