I have been looking for something to wear after a long hot day in the restaurant. I finally found it. It cost me five dollars. I can’t find much of anything worth a crap for that price. I will be the only waitress in town sporting this T-Shirt. Not only is it to the point, but it does a mighty good job of flattering my bust. The lettering is two dimensional till I put it on. Suddenly, the words become three dimensional. If I move just right a fourth will appear. Backing me up will be my best friends, a pair of 36D’s. Oh how I do love being a girl.

If you care for this almighty powerful shirt, I found it at www.greasywaitress.com . Or just click on the image.