Comments on: The “Special” Table. http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/10/27/the-special-table/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 23:00:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Tony http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/10/27/the-special-table/#comment-65 Tony Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:34:53 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/10/27/the-special-table/#comment-65 Ok, off topic Tony here...email me at gordon.tony@gmail.com to get our Choose your ending thing going...by the way, hilarious post, so is the wall-eyed waitress one! Ok, off topic Tony here…email me at gordon.tony@gmail.com to get our Choose your ending thing going…by the way, hilarious post, so is the wall-eyed waitress one!

]]> By: Manuel http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/10/27/the-special-table/#comment-63 Manuel Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:53:55 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/10/27/the-special-table/#comment-63 I have table 7. No view on the left or right, beside door to toilets, drafty, and wobbles. Take that non-tipping returning customer...... I have table 7. No view on the left or right, beside door to toilets, drafty, and wobbles. Take that non-tipping returning customer……

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/10/27/the-special-table/#comment-59 Upset Waitress Mon, 29 Oct 2007 02:07:28 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/10/27/the-special-table/#comment-59 The criteria for special table seating is varied and complex. I can not say for sure why you get the special table. Just remember to wipe the drool off your chin and not to begin your sentences with motor boat sounds. If that doesn't work pull your underwear off your head and try again. The criteria for special table seating is varied and complex. I can not say for sure why you get the special table. Just remember to wipe the drool off your chin and not to begin your sentences with motor boat sounds. If that doesn’t work pull your underwear off your head and try again.

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/10/27/the-special-table/#comment-56 Jenny Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:01:31 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/10/27/the-special-table/#comment-56 Dear Upset Waitress: Please tell me the truth. How do you determine who gets the "special table." Yours Truly, The Person Who Always Gets It. Dear Upset Waitress:

Please tell me the truth. How do you determine who gets the “special table.”

Yours Truly,

The Person Who Always Gets It.

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