Trick or Treat
I hate this holiday. You can’t call Halloween a holiday unless you are a Pagan or a Wicken. Just for those that don’t know, trick or treat does not mean that if the person who opens the door doesn’t give you candy you play a trick on them. It means they either have to show you a trick or give you a treat. Now that we got this out of the way, what is up with the imbeciles dressing up and expecting me to take them seriously when they order? I just want to smack them with a dirty bar rag and tell them they are not seven years old. If you are older then ten and aren’t in New Orleans on Fat Tuesday, your just a freak. The only other way it would be acceptable to wear your Paris Hilton mask and mini skirt, which should be a felony, is if you’re on your way to a liquor store robbery, or a bank heist. Well I guess that’s all I have to say about Halloween. Just remember, if you put on your mini skirt and decide to travel, Southwest Airlines will take exception and ask you to change.
Scarlet on October 31st, 2007
I like that you’re opinionated. Stop by again anytime.
Jenny on October 31st, 2007
It’s not the costumes I find annoying, it’s the ones who wear them and then expect me to say “ooooh, cute costume” as if they are 7, instead of 27. Today at the bank the teller actually said “aren’t you going to say anything?” and I answered “I want 20’s.”
Boo.
Upset Waitress on October 31st, 2007
They are seven years old in the brain. If they weren’t we wouldn’t have to endure their idiotic self indulgences. They would stay at home doing their drugs of choice and quietly choking on their own vomit. Instead they feel compelled to share the only parts of their being we never cared to know about. Like when my boyfriend tries to share his penis with me. Like I really care about that dinky thing.
OneForTheRoad on November 1st, 2007
You should see Dublin at Halloween. It’s like fucking Beruit…
We used to say “help the halloween party” when we were kids. Now all the little bastards say “trick or treat” which is about as Irish as basebell and mom’s apple pie…
As for your offer - I’d love to do the dirty with you. But only for a free meal.
Waitress4Life on November 1st, 2007
When a Holiday falls on a weekend, my coworkers and I call them “Freak Weekend”. You know - cuz all the FREAKS feel the need to come out and play. I think Halloween qualifies as a FREAK WEEK. We were getting costumes in as early as the week before! I mean, it’s bad enough that you’re wearing it on Halloween, but any other day is just wrong.
Upset Waitress on November 1st, 2007
Check this out. I got some killer Fantasy Fest pics. Yes I’m weird and did the freak show thing. Speaking of freak weekend Ali, what about Memorial Day weekend? I cried last year all the way home. It took me 2.5 hours to go 17 miles to my home? I had to change my tampon 7 times in the front seat of my truck. Uggh!
Ribeye of your Dreams on November 2nd, 2007
I threw a tray of drinks on some kids Halloween night, I’ll have the post about that up soon. They just made me so mad, the yelling and such at me. I wasn’t feeling good, so I wasn’t taking it.
BTW, it’s Wiccan LOL
Upset Waitress on November 2nd, 2007
Haha. Thanks Ribeye for letting the whole world know that I can’t spell worth a crap.