The Restaurant Cat.
Cats are loved all over the world. However the restaurant felines are some of the most noted. The restaurant cat has many jobs. One of it’s most important jobs is to rid the kitchen of rodents and bugs. Except in the Chinese restaurants, then they are free range herds of wild spare ribs and sweat and sours. Some are hardly ever seen. Other restaurant kitty kitties like the attention of people and will hangout near the door or where there is any outside seating. They do this because they have a contest to see witch one of them can get the most people to feed them and then watch them lick their asses. This is to say “Sucker” and “I bet you wish you could do this”. As gross as it may seem, that cat probably just told you everything you needed to know about the food your about to eat.
Jenny on November 6th, 2007
you clearly don’t have a restaurant dog then, do you?
Upset Waitress on November 7th, 2007
Of course not Jenny, but there is a Jackalope.
Jenny on November 7th, 2007
A South Dakota Jackalope or a Southern one?
There is a difference.
Manuel on November 7th, 2007
What the hell is a Jackalope? Cats licking their own asses, some posts just don’t get any better….
Upset Waitress on November 7th, 2007
A Jackelope is sort of like a ware-rabbit. It has horns. Jenny, do the Southern ones look sort of like your dog?
Mr. Diner on November 7th, 2007
When I was 15, I worked at a buffet and we used to shoot the cats outside with a BB gun. You think a nice sting in the ass would make them leave, but it just wasn’t enough!
Upset Waitress on November 7th, 2007
To have a cat in your buffet, a BB gun in the ass won’t get it onto your plate. You gotta think like Rambo. While coaxing the kitty with left-overs, stab a carrot deep into it’s ears.
Jenny on November 7th, 2007
I believe the southern ones are just more polite.
OneForTheRoad on November 7th, 2007
What about a restaurant Chupacabra? I’d eat there. It could always swoop and finish my food for me, especially if I was eating goat.
Upset Waitress on November 7th, 2007
Chupacabra? Sounds like something an old man coughs up. Lung cookie anyone?
Jenny, not only are they polite, they are in a hurry to get shot!