Comments on: The Restaurant Cat. http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/06/the-restaurant-cat/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:04:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/06/the-restaurant-cat/#comment-130 Upset Waitress Thu, 08 Nov 2007 00:06:39 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/06/the-restaurant-cat/#comment-130 Chupacabra? Sounds like something an old man coughs up. Lung cookie anyone? Jenny, not only are they polite, they are in a hurry to get shot! Chupacabra? Sounds like something an old man coughs up. Lung cookie anyone?

Jenny, not only are they polite, they are in a hurry to get shot!

]]> By: OneForTheRoad http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/06/the-restaurant-cat/#comment-129 OneForTheRoad Wed, 07 Nov 2007 23:35:30 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/06/the-restaurant-cat/#comment-129 What about a restaurant Chupacabra? I'd eat there. It could always swoop and finish my food for me, especially if I was eating goat. What about a restaurant Chupacabra? I’d eat there. It could always swoop and finish my food for me, especially if I was eating goat.

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/06/the-restaurant-cat/#comment-128 Jenny Wed, 07 Nov 2007 23:03:46 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/06/the-restaurant-cat/#comment-128 I believe the southern ones are just more polite. I believe the southern ones are just more polite.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/06/the-restaurant-cat/#comment-127 Upset Waitress Wed, 07 Nov 2007 22:55:10 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/06/the-restaurant-cat/#comment-127 To have a cat in your buffet, a BB gun in the ass won't get it onto your plate. You gotta think like Rambo. While coaxing the kitty with left-overs, stab a carrot deep into it's ears. To have a cat in your buffet, a BB gun in the ass won’t get it onto your plate. You gotta think like Rambo. While coaxing the kitty with left-overs, stab a carrot deep into it’s ears.

]]> By: Mr. Diner http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/06/the-restaurant-cat/#comment-126 Mr. Diner Wed, 07 Nov 2007 22:35:24 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/06/the-restaurant-cat/#comment-126 When I was 15, I worked at a buffet and we used to shoot the cats outside with a BB gun. You think a nice sting in the ass would make them leave, but it just wasn't enough! When I was 15, I worked at a buffet and we used to shoot the cats outside with a BB gun. You think a nice sting in the ass would make them leave, but it just wasn’t enough!

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/06/the-restaurant-cat/#comment-125 Upset Waitress Wed, 07 Nov 2007 20:11:39 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/06/the-restaurant-cat/#comment-125 A Jackelope is sort of like a ware-rabbit. It has horns. Jenny, do the Southern ones look sort of like your dog? A Jackelope is sort of like a ware-rabbit. It has horns. Jenny, do the Southern ones look sort of like your dog?

]]> By: Manuel http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/06/the-restaurant-cat/#comment-124 Manuel Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:35:01 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/06/the-restaurant-cat/#comment-124 What the hell is a Jackalope? Cats licking their own asses, some posts just don't get any better.... What the hell is a Jackalope? Cats licking their own asses, some posts just don’t get any better….

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/06/the-restaurant-cat/#comment-123 Jenny Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:12:25 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/06/the-restaurant-cat/#comment-123 A South Dakota Jackalope or a Southern one? There is a difference. A South Dakota Jackalope or a Southern one?

There is a difference.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/06/the-restaurant-cat/#comment-122 Upset Waitress Wed, 07 Nov 2007 09:42:18 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/06/the-restaurant-cat/#comment-122 Of course not Jenny, but there is a Jackalope. Of course not Jenny, but there is a Jackalope.

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/06/the-restaurant-cat/#comment-121 Jenny Wed, 07 Nov 2007 04:23:18 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/06/the-restaurant-cat/#comment-121 you clearly don't have a restaurant dog then, do you? you clearly don’t have a restaurant dog then, do you?

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