Holy crap! I think it bit me.

Look out! Here it comes again. Did you see those teeth?

Teeth? What about it’s claws? It’s ripping up the kitchen.

Do something! RUN!

I’ll throw this knife at it. Damn that pissed it off.

Ooooooh! I hope he didn’t have a family.

Duck!

I don’t think it’s a duck.

No! DUCK!

Ow! My head is bleeding.

I’ll get the tourniquet.

One last chance. I got it. A little help please?

Quick! In the fryer. That will take care of that.

What was that?

That was the corned beef from St. Patricks day in 1991.