France. We Come From France.
O.K. Let me start by saying I appreciate many things that have come to this country from France. However, I can’t say the same for the French tourists. I am not sure if it is because they hate Americans or if they feel a sense of entitlement having come from such a beautiful country. What ever it is, it’s annoying. When you make a bath, does the water jump out of the tub? I implore you to PLEASE, PLEASE, take a shower before you visit me at work. If you can, learn a few simple phrases in American that aren’t rude. Remember, in this country champagne, beer, and vodka are for breakfast, not wine. If you don’t like Mexican, Italian, or Chinese food, then don’t come to America. Frankly I’m still mad that our country let you people dictate our immigration policy. I don’t want your tired, your poor, or your huddled masses. If we kept those groups of people out, it would put an end to French tourism in this country all together. Unfortunately for you fellow servers, this does not mean an end to the dreaded French tourist. Nothing has been created to end that scurge. One last thing. If you can’t afford to tip then go to McDonalds, they have the best French Fries.
Manuel on November 12th, 2007
Rough day? The overlords at work signed up a deal for last summer that got me a table of 30 French pensioners once a week for lunch…..fuck I hated that day every week. 8 weeks of them! can you imagine? moan moan moan…..(them that is) (ok me too)
Upset Waitress on November 12th, 2007
But they are Stinky Manuel, they stank. Uggh! I have a feeling that was punishment for you.
OneForTheRoad on November 13th, 2007
Ever tried being in a restaurant with 30 drunken Italians?
You’d welcome the French after that. You’d welcome DEATH after that.
Fcukin’ Italians…
Manuel on November 13th, 2007
People people, Australian are the very worst in every way……they smell, have very few manners, and don’t tip, ever…….
Upset Waitress on November 13th, 2007
And apparently Aussies are the official white trash. So I hear. Steve Irwin and Crocodile Dundee are/were dramatic whores.