I will have you know that on Halloween weekend every male server is tearing down wood.

Daisy Duke eat your heart out. It is not rare to see short shorts. However, it is rare to see them painted on. This gal is full frontal nekkid.

Now thats a rack to be played with. I guess if I were a man I would be chalking up my cue stick.

Its getting to the point where a girl can’t go to the beach without getting crabs. They were dancing in her pants. Now they’re merely out of work street performers.

Who says Fantasy Fest isn’t a family event. This mother and daughter would disagree. I must have been hit in the head. I’m seeing spots and birdies.

I have the same shirt as the girl on the right. I am also wondering where the girl on the left is keeping the vase.

Someone should tell this woman that you don’t have to cover what isn’t there. If you look closely you’ll notice that the cigarette has larger breasts.

I had no clue that they were casting for the sequel to “Showgirls”. This woman certainly gets my vote for the lead.

One of two things are represented in this picture. Either she is supposed to be pirate or a wet nurse with toxic tatas. You decide.

I’m not quite sure if this woman is pushing up daisies or raising sun flowers. Either if she bathed more often she would only have to trim the bush instead of weeding the hole garden. as

This young police woman needs to arrest Father Time for drunk and disorderly. If not most definitely for indecent exposure. You have the right to gag.

My boyfriend keeps telling me that he has the key for that lock. I keep telling him his key is better suited for opening a fleas diary. Yeah, It’s that small but it has a great personality.

Somebody get me a butterfly net. Then help the poor girl that was backed into by a mack truck. At least help her remove the mud flaps from her boobies.