Today the cook decided he should practice for his Christmas concert. This is a special concert for his neighbors, performed live from his shower and for a grand final he sings Silent Night nude in the hallway. He started with “shitty sided wads, busisi sided walks, dresses in hololidaay smile, it’s christenest timeininine and it’ shitty”. Then it was on to “jiningle bowls, jiningle bowls, jiningle all damn day. Oh what fununin ist it’s to reride in an openin whores opppen shaves”. Of course he insisted on showing the staff and all of the patrons his gut wrenching rendition of: “sshhhhhh shhshhshhhshh ist night, night Holy shhhhhhhhit ist night night. Jesususis iss burned Jesususis that poor baby was burned”. Finally he passed out in the potato salad with his ass cheeks against the sneeze guard. What a day.