A Queer Day.
Today I had two drag queens sit in my section. It was like they were having a lisp off.
“I’ll have the fruit thalad”.
“Perhapths the thoop and a thalad”.
“You know I’ll juthst have the thalsbury thstake”.
“That thouds good but I think I’m going to try the fillet of thole and thweet potatoeths and the houth thalad”.
“Thith plathe ith thimply fabulouth. I adore the atmothphere. Itsth the betht thervith in town”.
“Excuthe me. Could I get an expretho pleath”.
“I love her thkirt. Itsth thoe cute. Do you think I would look good in thomething like that?”.
“No thilly thatsth to feminine for you. Do theth shooths make me look fat?”.
“No. Your face does”.
Here is your check.
“Thankths thweety”.
Manuel on November 25th, 2007
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha funniest thing I’ve read ever about anything…..ever hahahahahaha
Ex-Restaurant Manager on November 25th, 2007
Ha ha. Don’t mess with us gays. You might end up with a Whitney haircut. Love Ya!
Upset Waitress on November 25th, 2007
Boy are you easily amused!
Dennis on November 26th, 2007
It really is funny, UW.
Tony on November 26th, 2007
And yet, that does not negate that he may well be easily amused…
OneForTheRoad on November 26th, 2007
thats clasic.
Upset Waitress on November 26th, 2007
I jutht want to thay thanths for wonderouth commentths. They mean tho much to me.
Kayla on November 30th, 2007
Haha that’s great. Please tell me they looked like the guys in the picture too lol.