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	<title>Comments on: Heinz Sight 20/20</title>
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	<description>Just slinging eggs</description>
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		<title>By: Upset Waitress</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/26/slow-down-and-ill-ketchup/comment-page-1/#comment-216</link>
		<dc:creator>Upset Waitress</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 00:26:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Manuel, That&#039;s stupid.  That&#039;s like putting on white pants when you know your period is late.

Ribeye, I don&#039;t know what the Ketchups motivation was, but you should never eat a wiener without a condiment.

Jenny, his hands were on fire!

Dennis, Thanks, you should see me on Saturday night!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Manuel, That&#8217;s stupid.  That&#8217;s like putting on white pants when you know your period is late.</p>
<p>Ribeye, I don&#8217;t know what the Ketchups motivation was, but you should never eat a wiener without a condiment.</p>
<p>Jenny, his hands were on fire!</p>
<p>Dennis, Thanks, you should see me on Saturday night!</p>
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		<title>By: Upset Waitress</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/26/slow-down-and-ill-ketchup/comment-page-1/#comment-215</link>
		<dc:creator>Upset Waitress</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 00:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh Dennis, you can take the girl out of the trailer, but you can&#039;t take the trailer out of the girl. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh Dennis, you can take the girl out of the trailer, but you can&#8217;t take the trailer out of the girl. <img src='http://upsetwaitress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Dennis</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/26/slow-down-and-ill-ketchup/comment-page-1/#comment-214</link>
		<dc:creator>Dennis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 00:09:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>UW...I just checked out your White Trash Cookbook. That&#039;s awesome! I must be white trash, though, because many of the recipes make sense.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>UW&#8230;I just checked out your White Trash Cookbook. That&#8217;s awesome! I must be white trash, though, because many of the recipes make sense.</p>
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		<title>By: National Disgrace</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/26/slow-down-and-ill-ketchup/comment-page-1/#comment-213</link>
		<dc:creator>National Disgrace</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 22:15:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes, I find administering oral sex is a great way to coax ketchup out of a bottle..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, I find administering oral sex is a great way to coax ketchup out of a bottle..</p>
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		<title>By: Jenny</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/26/slow-down-and-ill-ketchup/comment-page-1/#comment-212</link>
		<dc:creator>Jenny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:11:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>His hands probably weren&#039;t shaking?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>His hands probably weren&#8217;t shaking?</p>
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		<title>By: Dennis</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/26/slow-down-and-ill-ketchup/comment-page-1/#comment-211</link>
		<dc:creator>Dennis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:52:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s really a good look for you, UW!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s really a good look for you, UW!</p>
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		<title>By: Ribeye of your Dreams</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/26/slow-down-and-ill-ketchup/comment-page-1/#comment-210</link>
		<dc:creator>Ribeye of your Dreams</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:16:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Perhaps the ketchup sensed the upcoming hostility and acted accordingly?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Perhaps the ketchup sensed the upcoming hostility and acted accordingly?</p>
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		<title>By: Dennis</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/26/slow-down-and-ill-ketchup/comment-page-1/#comment-209</link>
		<dc:creator>Dennis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:09:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hope you wiped your spit off the top of the bottle before passing it to the six year old...gives a whole new meaning to the term &quot;marrying the ketchup,&quot; though this practice stops once the knot is tied.

I do like your technique. Gets me hot.

Peace,

- Dennis
www.donttipthewaiter.blogspot.com</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope you wiped your spit off the top of the bottle before passing it to the six year old&#8230;gives a whole new meaning to the term &#8220;marrying the ketchup,&#8221; though this practice stops once the knot is tied.</p>
<p>I do like your technique. Gets me hot.</p>
<p>Peace,</p>
<p>- Dennis<br />
<a href="http://www.donttipthewaiter.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.donttipthewaiter.blogspot.com</a></p>
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		<title>By: Manuel</title>
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		<dc:creator>Manuel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:37:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>need to open a ketchup bottle? put a white shirt on it, it will ope/explode with ease.......the bastard</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>need to open a ketchup bottle? put a white shirt on it, it will ope/explode with ease&#8230;&#8230;.the bastard</p>
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