Comments on: We Just Smell Dead http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/27/we-just-smell-dead/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:42:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/27/we-just-smell-dead/#comment-234 Upset Waitress Thu, 29 Nov 2007 23:59:16 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/27/we-just-smell-dead/#comment-234 Hah that's hilarious RG. I'd love to read that one! :) Hah that’s hilarious RG. I’d love to read that one! :)

]]> By: Restaurant Gal http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/27/we-just-smell-dead/#comment-233 Restaurant Gal Thu, 29 Nov 2007 23:46:28 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/27/we-just-smell-dead/#comment-233 I had a group of seniors come into one of my DC restaurants. Party of 16. As they gathered in the foyer, I told them I had a great table for them. "What table? Why?" asked the leader of the gang. "We don't want to sit together! We do that every day. Separate tables for everyone. Thank you." I wrote a post about it. Can't remember when it was, probably spring of 2006. Oh those were the days.... I had a group of seniors come into one of my DC restaurants. Party of 16. As they gathered in the foyer, I told them I had a great table for them. “What table? Why?” asked the leader of the gang. “We don’t want to sit together! We do that every day. Separate tables for everyone. Thank you.”

I wrote a post about it. Can’t remember when it was, probably spring of 2006.

Oh those were the days….

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/27/we-just-smell-dead/#comment-229 Upset Waitress Thu, 29 Nov 2007 22:41:55 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/27/we-just-smell-dead/#comment-229 Ahh yes Ali. Shaky old men with the plight of a coffee cup filled to the brim is sick entertainment for me! Ahh yes Ali. Shaky old men with the plight of a coffee cup filled to the brim is sick entertainment for me!

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/27/we-just-smell-dead/#comment-228 Upset Waitress Thu, 29 Nov 2007 21:58:11 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/27/we-just-smell-dead/#comment-228 Yes that is gross Jay, welcome to my little corner of the internet. Waitress4life, you're a smart server, just pawn those shitty tables off to your dizzy co-worker. Dennis, you're full of wits. I would only entertain that idea if they're in wheel chairs. Otherwise it would take forever to seat them dusty old farts over and over. Why can't you wait to get old Manuel? Do you miss shitting in your pants? :) Yes that is gross Jay, welcome to my little corner of the internet.

Waitress4life, you’re a smart server, just pawn those shitty tables off to your dizzy co-worker.

Dennis, you’re full of wits. I would only entertain that idea if they’re in wheel chairs. Otherwise it would take forever to seat them dusty old farts over and over.

Why can’t you wait to get old Manuel? Do you miss shitting in your pants? :)

]]> By: Ali http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/27/we-just-smell-dead/#comment-227 Ali Thu, 29 Nov 2007 21:53:15 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/27/we-just-smell-dead/#comment-227 There's a guy who comes in every now and again. Dave's been serving this guy ever since Dave's been a bartender. Dave's in his sixties. The guy is nice enough, but always shakey and he has a hard time hearing. There’s a guy who comes in every now and again. Dave’s been serving this guy ever since Dave’s been a bartender. Dave’s in his sixties. The guy is nice enough, but always shakey and he has a hard time hearing.

]]> By: Waitress4Life http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/27/we-just-smell-dead/#comment-220 Waitress4Life Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:08:08 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/27/we-just-smell-dead/#comment-220 They're putting an assisted living center in across the road from my restaurant - Is this what I have to look forward to??? They’re putting an assisted living center in across the road from my restaurant -
Is this what I have to look forward to???

]]> By: Dennis http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/27/we-just-smell-dead/#comment-219 Dennis Thu, 29 Nov 2007 08:21:32 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/27/we-just-smell-dead/#comment-219 Should've met the table with Alzheimer's at the door on their way out and told them: "I can show you to your table now." As long as they keep forgetting to eat, you could play this game all night. Should’ve met the table with Alzheimer’s at the door on their way out and told them: “I can show you to your table now.” As long as they keep forgetting to eat, you could play this game all night.

]]> By: Jay http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/27/we-just-smell-dead/#comment-218 Jay Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:11:01 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/27/we-just-smell-dead/#comment-218 Yeah, that's gross. Yeah, that’s gross.

]]> By: Manuel http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/27/we-just-smell-dead/#comment-217 Manuel Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:43:28 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/11/27/we-just-smell-dead/#comment-217 a lot of mashed up and blended food i suspect.....and a stiff drink for you too.....i cant wait to be old(er) a lot of mashed up and blended food i suspect…..and a stiff drink for you too…..i cant wait to be old(er)

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