Hard Knocks.
There are some things I like to be hard. Things like candy, wood floors, and my personal favorite thing to be hard, the penis. I like hard liquor and boiled eggs. I enjoy hard ice for skating. I often enjoy a hard puzzle. My chips and pretzels should be hard enough to crunch. I thrill at being a hard sell. I appreciate a hard worker. I even understand a hard ass. What I really can’t understand is why you insist on putting three day old sourdough rolls wrapped in a stained napkin in the reject easter basket. I don’t like hard rolls. So give these to the brick layer in the back and give me todays bread, not the ones that were rolled under the oven either. I had those yesterday.
Manuel on November 29th, 2007
and if there is blue stuff on it don’t try and tell me it’s herbs, it’s mould you lazy ass cooker monkeys…….how’s the head today?….
Upset Waitress on November 29th, 2007
I’m a pro Manuel, so I feel good today. I just read what I wrote on your blog. For some reason when I drink I like to harass other bloggers and you are just so damn convenient!
Jenny on November 29th, 2007
I actually cut my lip once on old bread served just like you described.
Upset Waitress on November 29th, 2007
I’m not about to eat something that makes my gums bleed. This bread was so hard I could break a window with it. Ridiculous.
Waitress4Life on November 29th, 2007
No No!! That’s what we use to make bread pudding! Think about that the next time you gobble down some slimy chunks of maple bread pudding at our shifty little restaurant! Are those chunks really raisins?
Dennis on November 29th, 2007
Easy now. There are many, many people who go to bed hungry on a regular basis, and who would cherish just a small corner of that sourdough roll.
I vote we take a reject Easter basket full of the stuff, unwrap the stained napkins, and throw the pieces at their heads until they all get jobs. One man’s three-day-old rolls are another man’s motivation.
OneForTheRoad on November 29th, 2007
That reminds me. Must buy bread. Thanks!
Upset Waitress on November 29th, 2007
Awww Waitress, what the hell is bread pudding? I’ve never seen such an item on a menu. Do tell.
Dennis, we all know that starving jobless people don’t have beds.
OFT, I’m glad I was of some good use!
Restaurant Gal on November 29th, 2007
This post makes me thankful for a severe gluten allergy.
Upset Waitress on November 29th, 2007
Don’t take offense RG, but, aren’t you the lucky one. I would be a smoking hot babe if gluten was omitted from my diet.
Dennis on November 29th, 2007
Hey, UW…what was the drunken post you left on Manuel’s site? This I HAVE to read….
Upset Waitress on November 30th, 2007
https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7430827523235519471&postID=8192385754591984979
There ya go Dennis.