The New Toy Critique.
I just had to post again. I can’t leave ya’ll hangin’. WOW! I mean… WOW! Girls, if you have never bought a self-satisfaction device before, buy one of these. Guy’s, if you have never bought your girlfriend or yourself a private pal, buy one of these. It will impress your friends, family, and strangers alike. No sense in trying to hide it. The first time you use it people from three blocks away will call you to find out where they can get one. It is fun alone. Even more fun with a friend. Pure heaven at a party. On a scale of one to ten it’s no secret I give it a ten plus. I wouldn’t trade it for love or money. O.K. Money. By the way, I want to publicly give my old man a PAT….PAT….GOOD BOY.Now go lay down.
Manuel on December 1st, 2007
A PAT? A Fucking PAT? hE NEEDS MORE THAN THAT……XBOX 360 NOW…..Poor fella….
Kayla on December 1st, 2007
Haha. This is hilarious.My boyrfriend just bought me a second vibrator for our sixth month anniversary, lol. He bought the first too. Did I mention this is the first guy I have been with with for more than 5 months? It’s no coincidence.
Thanks for the link
Kayla
Jenny on December 1st, 2007
At my age, what gets me off is the sound of my husband vacuuming.
Maybe I should follow your link?
Dennis on December 2nd, 2007
What…no pics for these last two posts? I mean, all the other posts included pics.
I’m just saying.
Tony on December 2nd, 2007
I’m with Dennis on this one. (Imagine this as a chant) Pictures, pictures, pictures, pictures!
Upset Waitress on December 2nd, 2007
Are you serious? You would be freaked! Not only that, I would get all these “I don’t get it, what does that thing do?” questions. Ha! Let me think about tonights post and I’ll show a pic of my new contraption. Whiners.
LOL@ Jenny, wow you got a for sure domestic engineer at home.
Manuel, hahaha, why would he need and xbox when he has me?
Kayla, your new boyfriend is the vibrator, no need to celebrate anniversaries anymore.
Tony on December 2nd, 2007
I think by pictures, we meant, you know, “action” shots, demonstrating the toys use, if you will. Of course, I can only speak for myself, but I think Dennis will back me up on this one. Dennis? Dennis???