The New Toy.

November 30th, 2007 Upset Waitress | 3 Comments »

I am going to apologize right now. Sorry but my old man just gave me a new sex toy. I LIKE IT! I had to use it right away so I didn’t offend him. Little does he know that his thoughtfulness just screwed him out of sex for at least a month. Now I am having trouble even writing. So I am going to go pl…p..pla…..PL….PLA…..PLAY. PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

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  1. Manuel said,

    on November 30th, 2007 at 8:36 pm

    no words…..just imagination…..crikey….


  2. on November 30th, 2007 at 11:32 pm

    Manuel, My mother would tell my brothers that they would grow hair on their palms just before using their imagination made them go blind.

  3. Manuel said,

    on December 1st, 2007 at 6:49 am

    I’ll take my chances…..

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