Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut Sometimes You Are One.
Today was so slow I got stuck watching Dr. Phil. Just saying that makes me want to hurl. Anyway, he was talking to a serious twit biscuit. She couldn’t talk about her “problem” without crying. At first I laughed at her. She soon made me think hard about her problem. When I did, it made me mad. This emotional basket case was having a nervous breakdown because she couldn’t have children. I felt bad for her for about two seconds. Then she said she had spent about as much as a lot of people make in a year on fertility drugs. I would like to say this about that. If she were meant to have children the gods would have given her my over active ovaries. He didn’t. It is clear to me after watching this self centered neurotic psycho-slut breakdown so far as to ask the opinion of Dr Phil, the gods were right. This woman should not procreate. The only mistake the gods made was letting her and others like her breath.
Let it be known the image in this post was inspired by Manuel and One For The Road
Tony on December 7th, 2007
Ha - I was watching the same episode before I left for work. I turned it on in the middle of the show and it took me a while to hear the issue that was breaking this poor woman down. Then when I heard the small fortune they spent on having kids didn’t work and that’s why she is a basketcase…well, boo hoo for her…
Jenny on December 7th, 2007
God, he’s an idiot and so is anyone who goes on national television to let the entire world know their VERY personal business.
Martha Stewart’s daughter was on Oprah recently, with the same subject. All I could think was, with the amount of money she spent on fertility, she could have saved so many children.
LarryLily on December 7th, 2007
There are reasons why things are, and God isnt behind ANY of them. They fail at something, its not always their fault, but for crying out loud, its just the way it is. Grab some cheese next time you have to whine about it.
Upset Waitress on December 7th, 2007
Tony if you were watching Dr. Phil on purpose I am worried about you. If not I feel bad for you. You don’t have to cry for that silly sack. She already has to pay for extra flood insurance.
Upset Waitress on December 7th, 2007
Jenny, Saving children certainly is noble. However, it is important to remember that kids don’t keep well. You have to be sure to double wrap them before you put them in the freezer.
Upset Waitress on December 7th, 2007
Larry, I believe you’re right. If there is a God, he is probably as disinterested in the problems of Dr. Phils guests as I am. If God is a man chances are he’s watching The Girls Next Door on E.
Manuel on December 7th, 2007
Love the picture………you drunk yet……?
OneForTheRoad on December 8th, 2007
People who go on Dr Phil are usually mentals, and therefore shouldn’t be having babies anyway.
havingmycake on December 8th, 2007
Good grief, if the woman is a basket case before she even has children, who knows how on earth she would have coped with the rigours of bringing one up. She would have been permanently tearstained by their relentless demands.
I wonder how she would have dealt with returning home to find that her teenage daughter had thrown a party in her empty house which got gatecrashed by over 50 people through its appearance on MySpace! Trust me, tears wouldnt have cut it!
Looking forward to more detailed discussions over pudding and liqueurs.
Just for the record, do you have a first aid qualification? AB has surrounded Old Knudsen with half-naked women. Im not sure how long he will be able to cope.
Happy Holidays!!
Native Minnow on December 8th, 2007
Dr. Phil? Ouch! You must have been bored.
This woman’s probably just trying to make her way around the talk show circuit. First, cry about not being able to have children. Second, get pregnant on fertility drugs and give birth to sextuplets. Third, get free formula and diapers for a year after going on Oprah to talk about it.
Michele on December 8th, 2007
Yeah I have to agree. All that money wasted. She could have adopted several children, and bought a 10 year supply of Cling Wrap for the money she spent to send sperm to her unwilling eggs!
See you at AB’s
Happy Holidays!
Old Knudsen on December 8th, 2007
When I watch such shows I remember why I am so superior to everyone else.
Mr. DNA on December 8th, 2007
It really is strange that they can find anyone to go on these shows. You’d think it would be difficult to find someone willing to air their dirty laundry on TV. But apparently there is no shortage of attention starved people.
Too bad real life wasn’t like a 1940s movie. They would slap her and tell her to get over it… and she would.
Another person cured by Dr. Clark Gable!
havingmycake on December 8th, 2007
I did leave a comment but it must have got lost. Happy Holidays!!! Let’s have a drink and catch up. I need to talk to you about toothbrush usage
havingmycake on December 8th, 2007
FFS, I make my second post and then my first one appears. Now I look like I should be appearing on Dr Phil. God help me, I now need a drink! The internet hates me…
Upset Waitress on December 8th, 2007
Hey everybody
Welcome to my shit end of the net. I read all your comments, unfortunately I’m to fcuking drunk to care what you typed. 
blazngfyre on December 8th, 2007
Dr. Phil?
ACK! I’d rather jam my tongue BACK into Old Knudsens crusted over ears!
Jaysus woman … step away from that fucktard and let’s PARTY!
I hear Cake is bringing toys ……
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!