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	<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/06/sometimes-you-feel-like-a-nut-sometimes-you-are-one/</link>
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		<title>By: blazngfyre</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/06/sometimes-you-feel-like-a-nut-sometimes-you-are-one/#comment-297</link>
		<author>blazngfyre</author>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 00:37:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dr. Phil?

ACK!  I'd rather jam my tongue BACK into Old Knudsens crusted over ears!

Jaysus woman ... step away from that fucktard and let's PARTY!
I hear Cake is bringing toys ......

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!   :D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dr. Phil?</p>
<p>ACK!  I&#8217;d rather jam my tongue BACK into Old Knudsens crusted over ears!</p>
<p>Jaysus woman &#8230; step away from that fucktard and let&#8217;s PARTY!<br />
I hear Cake is bringing toys &#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>HAPPY HOLIDAYS!   <img src='http://upsetwaitress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: Upset Waitress</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/06/sometimes-you-feel-like-a-nut-sometimes-you-are-one/#comment-296</link>
		<author>Upset Waitress</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 22:52:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/06/sometimes-you-feel-like-a-nut-sometimes-you-are-one/#comment-296</guid>
		<description>Hey everybody :)  Welcome to my shit end of the net.  I read all your comments, unfortunately I'm to fcuking drunk to care what you typed. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey everybody <img src='http://upsetwaitress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  Welcome to my shit end of the net.  I read all your comments, unfortunately I&#8217;m to fcuking drunk to care what you typed. <img src='http://upsetwaitress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: havingmycake</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/06/sometimes-you-feel-like-a-nut-sometimes-you-are-one/#comment-295</link>
		<author>havingmycake</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 22:45:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>FFS, I make my second post and then my first one appears.  Now I look like I should be appearing on Dr Phil.  God help me, I now need a drink!  The internet hates me...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FFS, I make my second post and then my first one appears.  Now I look like I should be appearing on Dr Phil.  God help me, I now need a drink!  The internet hates me&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: havingmycake</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/06/sometimes-you-feel-like-a-nut-sometimes-you-are-one/#comment-294</link>
		<author>havingmycake</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 22:43:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/06/sometimes-you-feel-like-a-nut-sometimes-you-are-one/#comment-294</guid>
		<description>I did leave a comment but it must have got lost.  Happy Holidays!!!  Let's have a drink and catch up.  I need to talk to you about toothbrush usage :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I did leave a comment but it must have got lost.  Happy Holidays!!!  Let&#8217;s have a drink and catch up.  I need to talk to you about toothbrush usage <img src='http://upsetwaitress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: Mr. DNA</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/06/sometimes-you-feel-like-a-nut-sometimes-you-are-one/#comment-293</link>
		<author>Mr. DNA</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 21:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/06/sometimes-you-feel-like-a-nut-sometimes-you-are-one/#comment-293</guid>
		<description>It really is strange that they can find anyone to go on these shows.  You'd think it would be difficult to find someone willing to air their dirty laundry on TV.  But apparently there is no shortage of attention starved people.  

Too bad real life wasn't like a 1940s movie.  They would slap her and tell her to get over it... and she would.
Another person cured by Dr. Clark Gable!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It really is strange that they can find anyone to go on these shows.  You&#8217;d think it would be difficult to find someone willing to air their dirty laundry on TV.  But apparently there is no shortage of attention starved people.  </p>
<p>Too bad real life wasn&#8217;t like a 1940s movie.  They would slap her and tell her to get over it&#8230; and she would.<br />
Another person cured by Dr. Clark Gable!</p>
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		<title>By: Old Knudsen</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/06/sometimes-you-feel-like-a-nut-sometimes-you-are-one/#comment-292</link>
		<author>Old Knudsen</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 21:35:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/06/sometimes-you-feel-like-a-nut-sometimes-you-are-one/#comment-292</guid>
		<description>When I watch such shows I remember why I am so superior to everyone else.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I watch such shows I remember why I am so superior to everyone else.</p>
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		<title>By: Michele</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/06/sometimes-you-feel-like-a-nut-sometimes-you-are-one/#comment-291</link>
		<author>Michele</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 20:08:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/06/sometimes-you-feel-like-a-nut-sometimes-you-are-one/#comment-291</guid>
		<description>Yeah I have to agree. All that money wasted. She could have adopted several children, and bought a 10 year supply of Cling Wrap for the money she spent to send sperm to her unwilling eggs!

See you at AB's

Happy Holidays!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah I have to agree. All that money wasted. She could have adopted several children, and bought a 10 year supply of Cling Wrap for the money she spent to send sperm to her unwilling eggs!</p>
<p>See you at AB&#8217;s</p>
<p>Happy Holidays!</p>
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		<title>By: Native Minnow</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/06/sometimes-you-feel-like-a-nut-sometimes-you-are-one/#comment-290</link>
		<author>Native Minnow</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 19:41:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dr. Phil?  Ouch!  You must have been bored.

This woman's probably just trying to make her way around the talk show circuit.  First, cry about not being able to have children.  Second, get pregnant on fertility drugs and give birth to sextuplets.  Third, get free formula and diapers for a year after going on Oprah to talk about it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dr. Phil?  Ouch!  You must have been bored.</p>
<p>This woman&#8217;s probably just trying to make her way around the talk show circuit.  First, cry about not being able to have children.  Second, get pregnant on fertility drugs and give birth to sextuplets.  Third, get free formula and diapers for a year after going on Oprah to talk about it.</p>
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		<title>By: havingmycake</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/06/sometimes-you-feel-like-a-nut-sometimes-you-are-one/#comment-288</link>
		<author>havingmycake</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 11:28:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Good grief, if the woman is a basket case before she even has children, who knows how on earth she would have coped with the rigours of bringing one up.  She would have been permanently tearstained by their relentless demands.

I wonder how she would have dealt with returning home to find that her teenage daughter had thrown a party in her empty house which got gatecrashed by over 50 people through its appearance on MySpace!  Trust me, tears wouldnt have cut it!

Looking forward to more detailed discussions over pudding and liqueurs.

Just for the record, do you have a first aid qualification?  AB has surrounded Old Knudsen with half-naked women.  Im not sure how long he will be able to cope.

Happy Holidays!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good grief, if the woman is a basket case before she even has children, who knows how on earth she would have coped with the rigours of bringing one up.  She would have been permanently tearstained by their relentless demands.</p>
<p>I wonder how she would have dealt with returning home to find that her teenage daughter had thrown a party in her empty house which got gatecrashed by over 50 people through its appearance on MySpace!  Trust me, tears wouldnt have cut it!</p>
<p>Looking forward to more detailed discussions over pudding and liqueurs.</p>
<p>Just for the record, do you have a first aid qualification?  AB has surrounded Old Knudsen with half-naked women.  Im not sure how long he will be able to cope.</p>
<p>Happy Holidays!!</p>
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		<title>By: OneForTheRoad</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/06/sometimes-you-feel-like-a-nut-sometimes-you-are-one/#comment-287</link>
		<author>OneForTheRoad</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 10:35:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>People who go on Dr Phil are usually mentals, and therefore shouldn't be having babies anyway.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>People who go on Dr Phil are usually mentals, and therefore shouldn&#8217;t be having babies anyway.</p>
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		<title>By: Manuel</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/06/sometimes-you-feel-like-a-nut-sometimes-you-are-one/#comment-286</link>
		<author>Manuel</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 01:57:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Love the picture.........you drunk yet......?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Love the picture&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;you drunk yet&#8230;&#8230;?</p>
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		<title>By: Upset Waitress</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/06/sometimes-you-feel-like-a-nut-sometimes-you-are-one/#comment-285</link>
		<author>Upset Waitress</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 23:17:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Larry, I believe you're right. If there is a God, he is probably as disinterested in the problems of Dr. Phils guests as I am. If God is a man chances are he's watching The Girls Next Door on E.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Larry, I believe you&#8217;re right. If there is a God, he is probably as disinterested in the problems of Dr. Phils guests as I am. If God is a man chances are he&#8217;s watching The Girls Next Door on E.</p>
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		<title>By: Upset Waitress</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/06/sometimes-you-feel-like-a-nut-sometimes-you-are-one/#comment-284</link>
		<author>Upset Waitress</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 23:08:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jenny, Saving children certainly is noble. However, it is important to remember that kids don't keep well. You have to be sure to double wrap them before you put them in the freezer.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jenny, Saving children certainly is noble. However, it is important to remember that kids don&#8217;t keep well. You have to be sure to double wrap them before you put them in the freezer.</p>
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		<title>By: Upset Waitress</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/06/sometimes-you-feel-like-a-nut-sometimes-you-are-one/#comment-283</link>
		<author>Upset Waitress</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 22:55:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tony if you were watching Dr. Phil on purpose I am worried about you. If not I feel bad for you. You don't have to cry for that silly sack. She already has to pay for extra flood insurance.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tony if you were watching Dr. Phil on purpose I am worried about you. If not I feel bad for you. You don&#8217;t have to cry for that silly sack. She already has to pay for extra flood insurance.</p>
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		<title>By: LarryLily</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/06/sometimes-you-feel-like-a-nut-sometimes-you-are-one/#comment-282</link>
		<author>LarryLily</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 18:36:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There are reasons why things are, and God isnt behind ANY of them.  They fail at something, its not always their fault, but for crying out loud, its just the way it is.  Grab some cheese next time you have to whine about it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are reasons why things are, and God isnt behind ANY of them.  They fail at something, its not always their fault, but for crying out loud, its just the way it is.  Grab some cheese next time you have to whine about it.</p>
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		<title>By: Jenny</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/06/sometimes-you-feel-like-a-nut-sometimes-you-are-one/#comment-281</link>
		<author>Jenny</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 17:34:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>God, he's an idiot and so is anyone who goes on national television to let the entire world know their VERY personal business.

Martha Stewart's daughter was on Oprah recently, with the same subject. All I could think was, with the amount of money she spent on fertility, she could have saved so many children.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>God, he&#8217;s an idiot and so is anyone who goes on national television to let the entire world know their VERY personal business.</p>
<p>Martha Stewart&#8217;s daughter was on Oprah recently, with the same subject. All I could think was, with the amount of money she spent on fertility, she could have saved so many children.</p>
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		<title>By: Tony</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/06/sometimes-you-feel-like-a-nut-sometimes-you-are-one/#comment-280</link>
		<author>Tony</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:37:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ha - I was watching the same episode before I left for work.  I turned it on in the middle of the show and it took me a while to hear the issue that was breaking this poor woman down.  Then when I heard the small fortune they spent on having kids didn't work and that's why she is a basketcase...well, boo hoo for her...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ha - I was watching the same episode before I left for work.  I turned it on in the middle of the show and it took me a while to hear the issue that was breaking this poor woman down.  Then when I heard the small fortune they spent on having kids didn&#8217;t work and that&#8217;s why she is a basketcase&#8230;well, boo hoo for her&#8230;</p>
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