I jumped over the la la stick, look out crazy here I come.
I jumped over the la la stick, damn my heads gone numb.

I don’t know when or where it happened but I’m sure it was accompanied by the sounds of off key Christmas carols sung by a second grade glee club. The music was performed by out of tune string quartet. As the “music” echoed through the mall the reverberation pierced my ear drums and the skylights. No one noticed, until the Oompa band started playing Jingle Bells. A large crack appeared in the concrete ceiling above me. One old man saw it too, but no one believed him. They just gave him a smack, pushed his wheel chair and yelled at him to shut up. They all thought he was hard of hearing. I tried to run but everybody was jammed in like sardines in a net. They were all swimming about to get a better picture of their no talent rug rats who are in the mall about to kill us with there songs. I screamed. Unnoticed I screamed again.
I jumped over the la la stick, look out crazy here I come.
I jumped over the la la stick, with Christmas I am DONE!

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