Comments on: Touch My Sausage. http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:12:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: manuel http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-420 manuel Thu, 20 Dec 2007 00:43:24 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-420 aren't we popular today........but grrrrrr the dirty pair of swindlers.......now to the toilet story......and with pictures aren’t we popular today……..but grrrrrr the dirty pair of swindlers…….now to the toilet story……and with pictures

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-419 Upset Waitress Thu, 20 Dec 2007 00:28:12 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-419 Oh look who just rolled out of bed! Oh look who just rolled out of bed!

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-418 Gypsy Wed, 19 Dec 2007 23:26:50 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-418 Well I'm here for the toilet post and I haven't eaten yet so WHERE is it? Well I’m here for the toilet post and I haven’t eaten yet so WHERE is it?

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-417 Upset Waitress Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:59:34 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-417 Heya Mosley, you are a funny person. Okay, between you, Jenny, and Gyspy, I am feeling alot of pressure. Toilets, no toilets, bacon. Heya Mosley, you are a funny person. Okay, between you, Jenny, and Gyspy, I am feeling alot of pressure. Toilets, no toilets, bacon.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-416 Upset Waitress Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:47:10 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-416 Okey, Judge Judy is over. I only get to watch that raging bitch on my days off! So back to mooog, stay away from my great grandma, and my great grandpa for that matter. They are hard to tell apart. Blaze, spare us servers and patrons the pain palease. I was not trying to set an example for old-farts to mis-behave. :) Jenny, all my co-workers became vegetarians on this day! Wait a minute. I just had a helping of Tube Steak(i really wasn't watching Judge Judy). Ahh well, what's a day off without getting a piece of meat? Okey, Judge Judy is over. I only get to watch that raging bitch on my days off! So back to mooog, stay away from my great grandma, and my great grandpa for that matter. They are hard to tell apart.

Blaze, spare us servers and patrons the pain palease. I was not trying to set an example for old-farts to mis-behave. :)

Jenny, all my co-workers became vegetarians on this day! Wait a minute. I just had a helping of Tube Steak(i really wasn’t watching Judge Judy). Ahh well, what’s a day off without getting a piece of meat?

]]> By: Mosley http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-415 Mosley Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:38:44 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-415 I want a stroy about bacon next!!! I want a stroy about bacon next!!!

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-414 Jenny Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:00:18 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-414 I think I'm old enough to try this. Wait. I'm a vegetarian. Damn. I think I’m old enough to try this. Wait. I’m a vegetarian. Damn.

]]> By: blazngfyre http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-413 blazngfyre Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:46:37 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-413 I can't wait to try that! WhooooHooo! :D I can’t wait to try that!
WhooooHooo! :D

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-412 Upset Waitress Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:32:54 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-412 Oh my. I don't know moooog, I think you.......weeee Judge Judy is on. Back to your old ladies briefly! By then I should have something. Oh my. I don’t know moooog, I think you…….weeee Judge Judy is on. Back to your old ladies briefly! By then I should have something.

]]> By: moooooog35 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-411 moooooog35 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:26:56 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-411 Who said I wouldn't stalk the ones at the assisted living homes? I just said the CRAZY ones are hard to find...not the overmedicated ones. You're mixing them up. Don't worry...it's a common mistake the first few times. Who said I wouldn’t stalk the ones at the assisted living homes? I just said the CRAZY ones are hard to find…not the overmedicated ones.

You’re mixing them up. Don’t worry…it’s a common mistake the first few times.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-410 Upset Waitress Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:13:45 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-410 Woooooo another new face. mooooog35, I knew this old lady post would bring out the freaks. I can't believe you wouldn't stalk the oldies at the assisted living home. At least they have money you fart knocker. Woooooo another new face. mooooog35, I knew this old lady post would bring out the freaks. I can’t believe you wouldn’t stalk the oldies at the assisted living home. At least they have money you fart knocker.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-409 Upset Waitress Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:10:44 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-409 Oh I forgot Mr. DNA, there was no one left in the restaurant/audience to bow for. Sad isn't it? Oh I forgot Mr. DNA, there was no one left in the restaurant/audience to bow for. Sad isn’t it?

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-408 Upset Waitress Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:09:21 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-408 BDS, Yes I saw that! What a crappy post. Some bosses have no shame. He needs an Ionic Breeze for X-mas. Dennis, only 5 minutes? What are you an old man or something? Axey, you are a new face! Welcome to my insane asylum. It's too early to expose you to my wrath. Qelqoth, the old lady stabbed it with a fork first. How does your heart feel now? Ali, I'm with you. As long as we have full use of our middle fingers when we're 80, we will be fine! Jenny & Gypsy, you are sooo getting a toilet post tonight. Orrrr maybe not? You two are making me feel so conflicted. BDS, Yes I saw that! What a crappy post. Some bosses have no shame. He needs an Ionic Breeze for X-mas.

Dennis, only 5 minutes? What are you an old man or something?

Axey, you are a new face! Welcome to my insane asylum. It’s too early to expose you to my wrath.

Qelqoth, the old lady stabbed it with a fork first. How does your heart feel now?

Ali, I’m with you. As long as we have full use of our middle fingers when we’re 80, we will be fine!

Jenny & Gypsy, you are sooo getting a toilet post tonight. Orrrr maybe not? You two are making me feel so conflicted.

]]> By: Mr. DNA http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-407 Mr. DNA Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:07:41 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-407 Dude, for that kind of entertainment it's worth a free breakfast. Did they take a bow as they left? Dude, for that kind of entertainment it’s worth a free breakfast.

Did they take a bow as they left?

]]> By: moooooog35 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-406 moooooog35 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:58:10 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-406 Ah...a rare COLILF sighting (Crazy Old Lady I'd Like to F*ck). I usually have to find these women in the homeless shelters...so the RCOLILF (Restaurant COLILF) is an even greater find. Thanks in advance for posting the camera phone pics of her accosting the guy with the breakfast sausage. Ah…a rare COLILF sighting (Crazy Old Lady I’d Like to F*ck).

I usually have to find these women in the homeless shelters…so the RCOLILF (Restaurant COLILF) is an even greater find.

Thanks in advance for posting the camera phone pics of her accosting the guy with the breakfast sausage.

]]> By: Axey http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-405 Axey Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:30:50 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-405 Great story! Great story!

]]> By: Dennis http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-404 Dennis Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:01:24 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-404 I just like any story that has "Touch my hot, hard, sausage. You want it!" followed immediately by: "This went on for twenty-five minutes." I aspire to five minutes.... I just like any story that has “Touch my hot, hard, sausage. You want it!” followed immediately by: “This went on for twenty-five minutes.”

I aspire to five minutes….

]]> By: BDS http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-403 BDS Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:16:42 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-403 I was going to say that the Lumberjack sounded great until you got to the bathroom part, which I can relate to as I posted on a defilement the other day myself. But what a scam. Seriously, that is some pretty theaterical (sp?) work for a free breakfast. I was going to say that the Lumberjack sounded great until you got to the bathroom part, which I can relate to as I posted on a defilement the other day myself.

But what a scam. Seriously, that is some pretty theaterical (sp?) work for a free breakfast.

]]> By: Qelqoth http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-400 Qelqoth Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:08:02 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-400 My heart goes out to those who were closely related to the toilet seat while my penis goes out to anyone who loves to touch sausage. My heart goes out to those who were closely related to the toilet seat while my penis goes out to anyone who loves to touch sausage.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-399 Upset Waitress Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:28:07 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-399 You are right Gypsy, I'm gonna tell it anyway. AB said "Please". How can I say no to that? You are right Gypsy, I’m gonna tell it anyway. AB said “Please”. How can I say no to that?

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-398 Gypsy Wed, 19 Dec 2007 13:27:37 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-398 I wonder how long it took the pair of them to cook up that little gig. They are probably playing the circuit of restaurants around town, accosting unsuspecting men and toilet seats with wicked abandon. I'm not sure I want to hear the toilet seat story but I betcha gonna tell it anyway.....:) I wonder how long it took the pair of them to cook up that little gig. They are probably playing the circuit of restaurants around town, accosting unsuspecting men and toilet seats with wicked abandon. I’m not sure I want to hear the toilet seat story but I betcha gonna tell it anyway…..:)

]]> By: Blondefabulous http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-397 Blondefabulous Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:55:56 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-397 Most creative way I have ever heard of to get a free meal. I guess that was their take on the "When Harry Met Sally" scene. LOL! Most creative way I have ever heard of to get a free meal. I guess that was their take on the “When Harry Met Sally” scene. LOL!

]]> By: ali http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-396 ali Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:43:33 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-396 That's fantastic. I hope I can still get up to that kind of michief when I'm in my eighties. That’s fantastic. I hope I can still get up to that kind of michief when I’m in my eighties.

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-395 Jenny Wed, 19 Dec 2007 05:05:48 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/18/touch-my-sausage/#comment-395 I would like to hear the story about the toilet seat next. Please. I would like to hear the story about the toilet seat next.

Please.

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