The toilet seat.
A lot of you(my friend with multiple personalities) have asked me to write about the toilet seat. You sick bastards. Since you just had to know, the splintered oak toilet seat that the nurse destroyed is now framing a picture of President Bush. We hung it above the special table. It’s rough edges are near black and slightly slimy. The front part takes on a brown mustard shade of yellow. Where the hinges are attached there are rust streaks that have seeped into the wood. The lid is spattered with shades of green and brown with orange fuzzy smudges. It has a large crack on the left cheek side. The underneath was as if acid had been eating away at it. The toilet however, couldn’t be saved.
Sorry I have no pics. I won’t be at work for a few days, so look out you victims. I have a lot of TIME on my hands.
Native Minnow on December 19th, 2007
I like the idea of using it as a picture frame for W, but I can’t even stand to look at a picture of the guy. Even when it’s for comedy’s sake.
Upset Waitress on December 19th, 2007
Minnow, vison it being like….well like…well a shit head? Does that help?
Gypsy on December 19th, 2007
What a kaleidoscopic vision I now have in my head! Surely that one nurse didn’t do all that on her own…. If she did she needs to be seen to and PRONTO!!!
Jenny on December 20th, 2007
Excellent, since me and my personalities are usually at that table, I’ll be able to enjoy it while eating my spam.
Dennis on December 20th, 2007
Days off, UW? With the new toys from the boyfriend, “time” isn’t the only thing you’ll have on your….wait. I can’t do that. Someone’s kid reads this. Lucky bastard…bad parent.
Qelqoth on December 20th, 2007
I just came.
Upset Waitress on December 20th, 2007
Qelqoth, if you are gonna make a mess of my blog, try and clean up after yourself. And try not to stain my guests.
Dennis, What are you trying to say? My blog isn’t kid friendly? The reading level here is elementary at best.
Jenny, I’ve told one of “you’s” before, SPAM isn’t for vegetarians.
Gypsy, nurses seem to take the worst care of themselves don’t they? Leave it up to them to destroy a bathroom like that.
manuel on December 20th, 2007
slacker……