Comments on: Fun with Fruitcake. http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:22:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-488 Upset Waitress Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:29:31 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-488 Not a chance frogster, not a chance in hell will I bite into another fruitcake ever again! Not a chance frogster, not a chance in hell will I bite into another fruitcake ever again!

]]> By: the frogster http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-483 the frogster Sun, 23 Dec 2007 02:56:12 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-483 See, that's my whole point! Fruitcake! It's a toy and a bookend and a mummy AND a great snack! U.W., try some again this year. You only THINK you hate it. Have some. Have a piece. Just a little piece. You can do it. It's what the season is all about. While you're at it, share some with Native Minnow. She has got her mind all closed up like a big 'ol bear trap. Come on, N.M. It's the season of giving. Give fruitcake another chance. See, that’s my whole point! Fruitcake! It’s a toy and a bookend and a mummy AND a great snack!

U.W., try some again this year. You only THINK you hate it. Have some. Have a piece. Just a little piece. You can do it. It’s what the season is all about. While you’re at it, share some with Native Minnow. She has got her mind all closed up like a big ‘ol bear trap. Come on, N.M. It’s the season of giving. Give fruitcake another chance.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-471 Upset Waitress Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:16:41 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-471 Minnow :) In my defense, he at least got to play with it before he ate it! Minnow :) In my defense, he at least got to play with it before he ate it!

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-470 Upset Waitress Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:13:43 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-470 Yeah he is Mr. DNA. The boy left a sno-cone in his pockets on laundry day. Yeah he is Mr. DNA. The boy left a sno-cone in his pockets on laundry day.

]]> By: Mr. DNA http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-468 Mr. DNA Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:09:17 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-468 Wait a minute... Is your kid wearing a tie-dye shirt? Are you a hippy? I may have to rethink your blog. Wait a minute…
Is your kid wearing a tie-dye shirt?
Are you a hippy?

I may have to rethink your blog.

]]> By: Native Minnow http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-462 Native Minnow Fri, 21 Dec 2007 18:51:39 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-462 Someone call family services. Quick! Making a kid eat fruitcake = child abuse. Someone call family services. Quick! Making a kid eat fruitcake = child abuse.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-461 Upset Waitress Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:30:05 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-461 That or a beer in my hand and a cigarette in my mouth! That or a beer in my hand and a cigarette in my mouth!

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-460 Jenny Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:16:28 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-460 I just assumed you usually take orders from your customers with food in your mouth. No? I just assumed you usually take orders from your customers with food in your mouth.

No?

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-459 Upset Waitress Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:47:39 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-459 Hey hey hey K8 :) I don't think so sister. It's THE gift of all gifts that says "I hate your guts". Hey hey hey K8 :) I don’t think so sister. It’s THE gift of all gifts that says “I hate your guts”.

]]> By: k8michele http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-458 k8michele Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:40:38 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-458 The FDA should ban those things already. The FDA should ban those things already.

]]> By: moooooog35 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-457 moooooog35 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 13:36:54 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-457 Mmmmm.... Fruit Tank. Mmmmm….

Fruit Tank.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-456 Upset Waitress Fri, 21 Dec 2007 13:26:02 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-456 Lol Tony. My favorite childhood game was playing Doctor. With myself! Lol Tony. My favorite childhood game was playing Doctor. With myself!

]]> By: Tony http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-455 Tony Fri, 21 Dec 2007 13:19:50 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-455 Your post reminds me of my own kids' creativity - however no fruitcake was involved. When the kids were little, my ex wanted them to have barbies as well as gi joes so that they could play with either (we were so progressive!). Nothing like walking into the living room and seeing a topless barbie hanging upside down by her feet off of the stairs waiting for GI joe to get in his helicopter and save her...or when naked barbie was tied to the leg of a chair and...oh wait, that one was me, sorry. Your post reminds me of my own kids’ creativity - however no fruitcake was involved. When the kids were little, my ex wanted them to have barbies as well as gi joes so that they could play with either (we were so progressive!). Nothing like walking into the living room and seeing a topless barbie hanging upside down by her feet off of the stairs waiting for GI joe to get in his helicopter and save her…or when naked barbie was tied to the leg of a chair and…oh wait, that one was me, sorry.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-454 Upset Waitress Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:48:55 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-454 ali, Paalease, I had to bribe him. At first, he ran from the fruitcake. Roshan, heya welcome. Great minds think fruitcake. ali, Paalease, I had to bribe him. At first, he ran from the fruitcake.

Roshan, heya welcome. Great minds think fruitcake.

]]> By: Roshan http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-453 Roshan Fri, 21 Dec 2007 04:46:21 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-453 Hahaha, either you or your kid or the both of you are comical geniuses! That was so cool. And I just blogged about a similar topic, so that was coincidentally nice. http://awakeanddreaming.org/?p=737 Hahaha, either you or your kid or the both of you are comical geniuses! That was so cool. And I just blogged about a similar topic, so that was coincidentally nice.

http://awakeanddreaming.org/?p=737

]]> By: ali http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-452 ali Fri, 21 Dec 2007 03:44:09 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-452 Ah, I guess sometimes kids can be useful after all. ;) Ah, I guess sometimes kids can be useful after all. ;)

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-451 Upset Waitress Fri, 21 Dec 2007 03:33:19 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-451 Blonde, yes I can go on and on too. Just like fruitcake is the infinite gift, how to get rid of it has infinite solutions! :) Jenny, because he's little, child labor laws prohibit him from becoming a waiter. Honestly, I'd rather my son turn out to be a yard bitch. It's less painful. Plus I don't trust him around people. Blonde, yes I can go on and on too. Just like fruitcake is the infinite gift, how to get rid of it has infinite solutions! :)

Jenny, because he’s little, child labor laws prohibit him from becoming a waiter. Honestly, I’d rather my son turn out to be a yard bitch. It’s less painful. Plus I don’t trust him around people.

]]> By: Blondefabulous http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-450 Blondefabulous Fri, 21 Dec 2007 02:48:18 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-450 Also, for your consideration..... door stop, table leveler, something to throw at the cat when he gets up at 4:30 am and plays, "Knock Shit Off of High Places", funky cubist dildo, put it in a paper bag and light it on fire on a neighbor's door step then ring the bell and run, Throw at kids knocking on bedroom door asking if you're "done yet", bomb people you don't like from a great height so they die and never again gift you with the wretched stuff,...... I could go on and on..... Also, for your consideration….. door stop, table leveler, something to throw at the cat when he gets up at 4:30 am and plays, “Knock Shit Off of High Places”, funky cubist dildo, put it in a paper bag and light it on fire on a neighbor’s door step then ring the bell and run, Throw at kids knocking on bedroom door asking if you’re “done yet”, bomb people you don’t like from a great height so they die and never again gift you with the wretched stuff,…… I could go on and on…..

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-449 Jenny Fri, 21 Dec 2007 02:48:12 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-449 Ahaha - the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it? It's Little Upset Waiter!! Ahaha - the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, does it? It’s Little Upset Waiter!!

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-448 Upset Waitress Fri, 21 Dec 2007 02:17:06 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-448 Gypsy, yes he's adorable while spitting out a mouthful of molested fruitcake isn't he? :) Gypsy, yes he’s adorable while spitting out a mouthful of molested fruitcake isn’t he? :)

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-447 Gypsy Fri, 21 Dec 2007 01:59:03 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/20/fun-with-fruitcake/#comment-447 What a little cutie!!! I wonder where he gets his vivid imagination from ;) What a little cutie!!! I wonder where he gets his vivid imagination from ;)

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