Comments on: There’s Something About Bacon.

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 21:56:08 +0000

Haha that chart is awesome DNA!

By: Mr. DNA

Mr. DNA — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 19:24:30 +0000

Bacon flowchart

http://www.beerorkid.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/bacon-_flowchart.jpg

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 00:51:16 +0000

Oh Manuel…I sensed you were a pig.

By: manuel

manuel — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 00:48:00 +0000

My boyfriend is a cop bwahahahaha priceless…

also how did you get that picture of me in the cops outfit……..those were rough days for me…..

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 23:19:05 +0000

Yes Blondie, I get ya. I use it for more than sex. The grease is great for chapped lips.

Cake, next time Ruf decides to pump your ass try rubbing his pipe with a slab of bacon first, but you must try your hardest not to suck that fabulous flavor off of him. It will be like an electric slide!

Welcome Seeker. Do you like bacon?

By: Mr.DNA

Mr.DNA — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 23:17:37 +0000

I’m just wondering why Jenny is a veggie is she loves bacon so much? Why deny yourself. Life’s too short.
B A C O N !

By: Blondefabulous

Blondefabulous — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 22:14:50 +0000

MMMmmmmmmmmmmmm! Baaaaacccccccccooooonnnnnnn! I feel my arteries clogging already with its fatty, meaty goodness! Not too sure about bacon as a sexual aid though.

By: havingmycake

havingmycake — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 21:01:06 +0000

Did you know that there is talk of bacon carrying a government health warning over here. Apparently all those pesky chemicals that they now use to preserve it are bad for us and so we shouldnt eat it. Like most of us hadnt worked out that all that white stuff that comes out of it is probably not good. But it certainly wasnt there when we cooked bacon when I was a kid.

I sense a whole underground network of secret bacon eating about to start up - organic of course.

Oh, was this supposed to be a post about that bloke. I didnt even notice him, I was too busy reminiscing about the smell of bacon cooking.

By: The Seeker

The Seeker — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 20:49:24 +0000

So funny you are… :)))
Well, I’m a vegetarian, so I don’t eat bacon…

Thanks for your comments on my blog.

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 20:11:01 +0000

Gypsy, I for one am not stingy! Feast away.

By: Gypsy

Gypsy — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 19:59:25 +0000

You are hilarious girl. Well I’m loving that delectable piece of bacon in the uniform…can I have him?

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 19:30:26 +0000

Jenny, after all those years being meatless, it would probably be like digesting a shoe.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 19:22:36 +0000

Oh, I am. I am. And then I think what it would do to my body to try to digest it after so many years… and I still want it.

Damn Bacon. Fabulous, wonderful Bacon.

P.S. Native Minnow cracked me up.

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 17:53:40 +0000

Jenny, you must be cursing the existence of bacon. How can I restore your faith in bacon?

Oh Minnow, ~~I didn’t see you up there~~ Did you say “Maybe”? Burn my britches and call me cheeky. You are my hero.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 17:21:31 +0000

Despite the fact I gave up meat over 20 years ago… the smell of bacon can get my DNA chomping for it. And vegetarian bacon?

It B L O W S.

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 17:02:34 +0000

moooog35, I too shave with bacon grease, however I didn’t feel it necessary to get so personal with my readers. KY is a thing of the past! Ditto on the link! My link is bacon smelling scratch-n-sniff ok?

Mosley, here’s little tip for ya, wait til’ it cools off!

By: Native Minnow

Native Minnow — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 17:01:47 +0000

I think you could wrap bacon around anything and I’d eat it. Well, maybe not another man’s cock. Maybe.

By: Mosley

Mosley — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:47:03 +0000

haha! I love it. I am going to have to start rubbing bacon in new places. Thanks for the ideas!!!

By: moooooog35

moooooog35 — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:46:31 +0000

By the way…I’m granting your bacon-flavored self a link.

By: moooooog35

moooooog35 — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:44:33 +0000

If your boyfriend wasn’t a cop, and if it wasn’t illegal in 16 of the lower contiguous states, my face would be all up in your armpit bacon.

By the way…bacon grease makes an excellent shaving cream.

It’s how my nuts get that nice, pork-scented overtone and high-gloss sheen without coming off as being too pretentious.

Helpful tip.