Comments on: Another Crappy Present. http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:36:53 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-617 Upset Waitress Sun, 30 Dec 2007 22:58:00 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-617 Henry, there's still no reason you can't get yer freak on especially if she's a drunken whore right? Henry, there’s still no reason you can’t get yer freak on especially if she’s a drunken whore right?

]]> By: Henry The Guard-Mule http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-616 Henry The Guard-Mule Sun, 30 Dec 2007 16:56:29 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-616 Framed photographs of the Giver and it's family. Makes me wish I'd taken his drunken-whore wife's up on that offer years ago. At least then there'd be a possibility one of the offspring would be intelligent and classy. Framed photographs of the Giver and it’s family. Makes me wish I’d taken his drunken-whore wife’s up on that offer years ago. At least then there’d be a possibility one of the offspring would be intelligent and classy.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-521 Upset Waitress Mon, 24 Dec 2007 11:52:32 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-521 Heya Bender, so.....I shouldn't give these socks to my boyfriend? Heya Bender, so…..I shouldn’t give these socks to my boyfriend?

]]> By: bendersbetterbrother http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-508 bendersbetterbrother Mon, 24 Dec 2007 02:40:16 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-508 My brother always used to buy me 3 pairs of white cotton sports socks. He's a cheapskate and I knew he got them for trade price so he wouldn't have paid more then £3 for them. Then one year I found out he'd actually went and bought seconds (i.e. B-grade). How thoughtful. I can live with him spending a tenth of what I spend but not when I'm putting some thought into what I'm getting and he's not. Let's just say words were said, then for his birthday mid-year I wrapped up the same 3 pairs of B-grade sports socks for him (which I'd kept since Christmas) and he now spends considerably more on my prezzie. My brother always used to buy me 3 pairs of white cotton sports socks. He’s a cheapskate and I knew he got them for trade price so he wouldn’t have paid more then £3 for them. Then one year I found out he’d actually went and bought seconds (i.e. B-grade). How thoughtful. I can live with him spending a tenth of what I spend but not when I’m putting some thought into what I’m getting and he’s not.
Let’s just say words were said, then for his birthday mid-year I wrapped up the same 3 pairs of B-grade sports socks for him (which I’d kept since Christmas) and he now spends considerably more on my prezzie.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-505 Upset Waitress Mon, 24 Dec 2007 02:06:55 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-505 ali, unless they are socks or underpants for a male, clothes are the worst gift. And to those who are gonna gift clothes, please do include the reciept! Gypsy, sorry about cutting you off earlier. I had to deal with an upset waiter. Your presents sound like something that could be useful as an arts & craft project. I'm visioning a sling shot. ali, unless they are socks or underpants for a male, clothes are the worst gift. And to those who are gonna gift clothes, please do include the reciept!

Gypsy, sorry about cutting you off earlier. I had to deal with an upset waiter. Your presents sound like something that could be useful as an arts & craft project. I’m visioning a sling shot.

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-502 Gypsy Mon, 24 Dec 2007 01:13:15 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-502 My MIL bought me jiffies once (they are like ballet slippers only worse) and a hideous silk scarf. What does she think I'm 90 or something? My MIL bought me jiffies once (they are like ballet slippers only worse) and a hideous silk scarf. What does she think I’m 90 or something?

]]> By: ali http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-500 ali Mon, 24 Dec 2007 00:59:15 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-500 My mom likes to get me clothes. Sometimes it works out okay, and sometimes she gets me a red sleeveless top with glitter puked all over it. I did my very best neutral face when I opened it. She laughed. Thank George for gift receipts. My mom likes to get me clothes. Sometimes it works out okay, and sometimes she gets me a red sleeveless top with glitter puked all over it. I did my very best neutral face when I opened it. She laughed. Thank George for gift receipts.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-497 Upset Waitress Sun, 23 Dec 2007 20:22:00 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-497 Minnow that's heavy duty super crappy gifts. They say it's the thought <strike>thoughtless</strike> that counts. Wonder what your mother was thinking? Paco, heel rat, heel. Jenny, is the lamp worse than the sexy leg lamp from "Christmas Story" ? Manuel, Sorry about that. I didn't know what else to get you. I was torn between the aftershave, or a nude photo of Sinead O'Conner. Minnow that’s heavy duty super crappy gifts. They say it’s the thought thoughtless that counts. Wonder what your mother was thinking?

Paco, heel rat, heel.

Jenny, is the lamp worse than the sexy leg lamp from “Christmas Story” ?

Manuel, Sorry about that. I didn’t know what else to get you. I was torn between the aftershave, or a nude photo of Sinead O’Conner.

]]> By: Native Minnow http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-496 Native Minnow Sun, 23 Dec 2007 17:27:14 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-496 Last year my mom gave me a sweatshirt. There was a trout and the words "Early Morning Rise" on the back, and the words "Live by the Rod, Die by the Rod" on the front. I've never worn it because of the gay innuendo. A year or two before she gave my ex-wife lingerie, and I got to sit there* with her and her new boyfriend while she opened it. That was awesome! *We're still friends, so we try to spend Christmas mornings together so that we can both see the kids open their gifts. Last year my mom gave me a sweatshirt. There was a trout and the words “Early Morning Rise” on the back, and the words “Live by the Rod, Die by the Rod” on the front. I’ve never worn it because of the gay innuendo.

A year or two before she gave my ex-wife lingerie, and I got to sit there* with her and her new boyfriend while she opened it. That was awesome!

*We’re still friends, so we try to spend Christmas mornings together so that we can both see the kids open their gifts.

]]> By: Paco http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-495 Paco Sun, 23 Dec 2007 15:58:09 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-495 Hey, don't pawn crap off on me, bitch. Hey, don’t pawn crap off on me, bitch.

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-494 Jenny Sun, 23 Dec 2007 15:57:42 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-494 I've thought of using it in the yard, putting it in the dog bed.... after this post I'm seriously thinking ebay. I’ve thought of using it in the yard, putting it in the dog bed…. after this post I’m seriously thinking ebay.

]]> By: manuel http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-493 manuel Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:50:47 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-493 ferrari aftershave........it was like rubbing toilet cleaner on myself.....i don't even drive.... ferrari aftershave……..it was like rubbing toilet cleaner on myself…..i don’t even drive….

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-491 Upset Waitress Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:36:16 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-491 RG, haharahta, your son wins shit gift so far! RG, haharahta, your son wins shit gift so far!

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-490 Upset Waitress Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:34:43 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-490 nursemyra, crotched? Haha, sorry that's hilarious. Jenny, you should gift the lamp to Paco. Let him have his way with it. Qelqoth, come one. Nothing crappy? Not even Snowman poop? Patrick, I would've drawn pentagrams all over it and returned it :) I'm mean like that. nursemyra, crotched? Haha, sorry that’s hilarious.

Jenny, you should gift the lamp to Paco. Let him have his way with it.

Qelqoth, come one. Nothing crappy? Not even Snowman poop?

Patrick, I would’ve drawn pentagrams all over it and returned it :) I’m mean like that.

]]> By: Restaurant Gal http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-489 Restaurant Gal Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:33:28 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-489 My son received this: a day planner--with sections and pockets for everything. That the giver thought a college kid would use something like this is not a horrible stretch, so, okay. Only problem was, it was a planner for a year that had passed three years prior. I guess the giver thought he could re-write what he had done during his Junior year in high school. My son received this: a day planner–with sections and pockets for everything. That the giver thought a college kid would use something like this is not a horrible stretch, so, okay. Only problem was, it was a planner for a year that had passed three years prior. I guess the giver thought he could re-write what he had done during his Junior year in high school.

]]> By: nursemyra http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-487 nursemyra Sun, 23 Dec 2007 07:23:55 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-487 a crotched tea towel. from one of my patients. I've still got the tea towel but I guess my nursing wasn't so great. she died. a crotched tea towel.

from one of my patients.

I’ve still got the tea towel but I guess my nursing wasn’t so great. she died.

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-486 Jenny Sun, 23 Dec 2007 06:50:52 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-486 A Chihuahua lamp - it was not kitchy. It was from a good friend, which made it even more crappy. And expensive AND impossible to return. At least you can use the cereal bowl. A Chihuahua lamp - it was not kitchy. It was from a good friend, which made it even more crappy. And expensive AND impossible to return.

At least you can use the cereal bowl.

]]> By: Qelqoth http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-485 Qelqoth Sun, 23 Dec 2007 06:10:05 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-485 Generally, I don't get crap presents so I can't share my festive discomforts with you. Unless of course, you count those tacky greeting cards which come with flashing LEDs and musical jingles. That bowl was fucking awful though. I just feel sorry for the plastic injection mould which was forced to create such an obscenity. Generally, I don’t get crap presents so I can’t share my festive discomforts with you.

Unless of course, you count those tacky greeting cards which come with flashing LEDs and musical jingles.

That bowl was fucking awful though. I just feel sorry for the plastic injection mould which was forced to create such an obscenity.

]]> By: Patrick D. http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-484 Patrick D. Sun, 23 Dec 2007 03:45:21 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-484 Mine isn't the gift so much. I have a friend who constantly, every year, puts tract literature in every gift she gives me. Ack! Mine isn’t the gift so much. I have a friend who constantly, every year, puts tract literature in every gift she gives me. Ack!

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-482 Upset Waitress Sun, 23 Dec 2007 01:51:51 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-482 Blonde, It's not senility. Nor is it that she doesn't care. Your mother simply has bad taste and gives the same gifts to everyone every year. You can't expect her to remember who does or does not like her crappy gifts. Cut your mom some slack Christmas is taxing on everyones nerves. Blonde, It’s not senility. Nor is it that she doesn’t care. Your mother simply has bad taste and gives the same gifts to everyone every year. You can’t expect her to remember who does or does not like her crappy gifts. Cut your mom some slack Christmas is taxing on everyones nerves.

]]> By: Blondefabulous http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-481 Blondefabulous Sun, 23 Dec 2007 01:22:37 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/22/another-crappy-present/#comment-481 After telling my Mother for YEARS I don't like the smell of vanilla bath and body products, every Christmas I get presented with a large basket containing.......... Vanilla scented CRAP! She isn't old enough to have senility to fall back on as an excuse, so I guess she really just doesn't care! Whoop Dee Do! After telling my Mother for YEARS I don’t like the smell of vanilla bath and body products, every Christmas I get presented with a large basket containing………. Vanilla scented CRAP! She isn’t old enough to have senility to fall back on as an excuse, so I guess she really just doesn’t care! Whoop Dee Do!

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