Comments on: Christmas Cookie Crime.

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 23:43:54 +0000

RG, see I thought those were cookies too!

BDS, I filed it under “people who hate me category.”

By: BDS

BDS — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:31:43 +0000

I suppose you have to file this plate under “the thought that counts category.” Or else you need to drink a few pitchers of actual Margaritas because ANYTHING tastes good at that point (and look for the Twinkie while yr. at it.).

By: Restaurant Gal

Restaurant Gal — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 13:36:53 +0000

Wow, UW, you sure do attract a lively conversation about cookies!

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 13:17:59 +0000

That’s OK Minnow, I’m a gold digger. So bend over.

Paco, get off my property before I call animal control.

By: Native Minnow

Native Minnow — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 05:32:03 +0000

The Christmas cookies I ate were much better. They had flakes of gold in them. That’s right. Gold! What that means, is for the next day or two I can tell people that I shit gold (depending on how fast it moves through), and I’ll have the evidence to back me up. Tell me that won’t get the women all hot and bothered.

(Oh, wait.)

By: Paco

Paco — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 20:35:01 +0000

Is that the best you got, bitch?

Here’s one for you:

Betty Ford is Full

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 19:29:36 +0000

nursemyra, it’s wrong in so many ways.

Manuel, bring it.

OneForTheRoad, thanks a bunch.

By: OneForTheRoad

OneForTheRoad — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 17:21:43 +0000

Bah humbug etc. from me to you

By: manuel

manuel — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 16:39:20 +0000

I am just so proud of myself for using my sidebar to pick on someone.

soon, one day, you wont even see it coming……revenge will be mine…….

By: Jenny

Jenny — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 15:36:57 +0000

“She” is too smart.

And I’ll be back Missy, oh yes…….

By: nursemyra

nursemyra — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 12:19:49 +0000

overly fried pork rind? but what’s wrong with that?

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 05:52:48 +0000

Yea but are you two gals good friends? You don’t have to ask her. You can trick her into doing it. I already have a perfect plan.

Paco sidebar tomorro night, same time, same place. Ot’s sooo on!

By: Jenny

Jenny — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 05:46:24 +0000

I am not going to ask “SHE” to make you a CD Cover, snd are you threatening Paco?

Oh, bring it woman.

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 05:01:54 +0000

I am just so proud of myself for using my sidebar to pick on someone. Clever isn’t it Jenny? Paco would be a good one. Oh, so you’re good friends with SHE right? Say “Yes, I’m her best friend…Why what do you need from her?”

By: Jenny

Jenny — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 04:25:15 +0000

Stop googling and go back to your drinkees.

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 04:19:58 +0000

Oh crap, is it some sort of Scottish thigny>? Back to groogle I go.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 04:13:54 +0000

“I love to river dance” got me.

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 03:50:18 +0000

Jenny, Harathaha he’s got nothing. I can’t believe I’m actually Googling Irish facts. I’m loaded so who knows what they rearlly look like on myh sidebar.

By: savannah

savannah — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 03:45:16 +0000

hot damn, sugar! that cracked me up…i could almost see you biting into rudolph!
happy holidays, darlin!

By: Jenny

Jenny — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 03:35:53 +0000

Upset, are you messing with Manuel? Don’t you know better than that?

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 02:59:49 +0000

Blonde, Does it have nuts in it? I love a big fat nutty log. And I want more than just a sliver.

By: manuel

manuel — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 02:56:43 +0000

you bitch……be careful who you play with……Protestant indeed…..

By: Blondefabulous

Blondefabulous — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 02:48:41 +0000

Well, I’ll remember to save you a slice of my big fat log!

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 02:36:59 +0000

Oh no manuel. I’m going to leave it up for a bit you attention whore. And I’m drunk enough, I might keep adding onto it. Now leave me to my wits.

By: manuel

manuel — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 02:16:03 +0000

hahahahahahaha sober enough to fuck with the sidebar…that does make a change…..Listen I’m insecure and need to well managed…….now change it back…..

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 01:45:56 +0000

Hah Gypsy! I’ll have to get back to you. Manuel is throwing a waiter fit over a sidebar.

OK I’m back Gypsy. First, sorry about the granny. Next, Thankfully I won’t be shitting bullets because I will be drinking heavily tonight. Lets just hope that ornament hanger don’t catch me in the ass.

Oh for craps sake Manuel. Stay off the hard stuff? Don’t you tell me what to do! Oh I am so coming over to your blog bitch!!!

By: manuel

manuel — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 01:41:49 +0000

Ha! Awh have a good one Waitress…..stay off the hard stuff……and have a fun Christmas……hold on a mo I’ve just noticed someone above me on your blogroll…..wtf?

By: Gypsy

Gypsy — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 01:08:54 +0000

You’re a pistol Waitress!!! Thank God you realise what they were supposed to be for before you started pooping bullets. You are one of a kind my darling. Merry Christmas.

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 23:48:20 +0000

Blonde, oh my gawd, would ya really? I love beautiful shit!

By: Blondefabulous

Blondefabulous — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 23:44:28 +0000

I’ll save you a slice of Yule Log! I gar-un-tee my shit tastes better than cookie ornaments!