Comments on: Leftover Candy Canes. http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:57:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-588 Upset Waitress Fri, 28 Dec 2007 20:49:21 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-588 Minnow. that's fair enough. I'm a whore for chocolates :) Blonde, candy canes are much more interesting when taking morphine :) Manuel, well the newer readers must be warned too. nursemyra, I have peppermint tits now that my candy cane bra strap melted.. cake, that's why I take out my teeth. Goofy Woman, what are you saying? I have man feet? Minnow. that’s fair enough. I’m a whore for chocolates :)

Blonde, candy canes are much more interesting when taking morphine :)

Manuel, well the newer readers must be warned too.

nursemyra, I have peppermint tits now that my candy cane bra strap melted..

cake, that’s why I take out my teeth.

Goofy Woman, what are you saying? I have man feet?

]]> By: Some Goofy Woman http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-587 Some Goofy Woman Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:33:51 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-587 You're so busted. You thought we wouldn't notice those are not your toes? Those are your husband's toes. Because you said you painted your bad foot, which is your left. The pic was right. Besides, your feet are prettier than that, I can tell these things. Why am I going on about feet... again!! Gah!! I hate being anal retentive sometimes. -AD You’re so busted. You thought we wouldn’t notice those are not your toes? Those are your husband’s toes.

Because you said you painted your bad foot, which is your left. The pic was right. Besides, your feet are prettier than that, I can tell these things. Why am I going on about feet… again!! Gah!!

I hate being anal retentive sometimes.

-AD

]]> By: havingmycake http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-586 havingmycake Fri, 28 Dec 2007 15:49:48 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-586 I never liked candy canes, so bad for your teeth but now I see all sorts of interesting alternative uses. I guess if Native Minnow was too slow with the next choccie, you could hook his wrist/neck to remind him. Happy New Year! x I never liked candy canes, so bad for your teeth but now I see all sorts of interesting alternative uses. I guess if Native Minnow was too slow with the next choccie, you could hook his wrist/neck to remind him. Happy New Year! x

]]> By: nursemyra http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-565 nursemyra Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:15:42 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-565 so original with the candy canes. all that talent and tits too.... so original with the candy canes. all that talent and tits too….

]]> By: Blondefabulous http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-559 Blondefabulous Fri, 28 Dec 2007 01:56:00 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-559 Crushed candy cane makes the lortabs go down easier! Whoo hoo! Crushed candy cane makes the lortabs go down easier! Whoo hoo!

]]> By: manuel http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-558 manuel Fri, 28 Dec 2007 01:53:13 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-558 "I love to drink" - well that was a revelation.....hope you're okay though.... “I love to drink” - well that was a revelation…..hope you’re okay though….

]]> By: Native Minnow http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-556 Native Minnow Fri, 28 Dec 2007 01:01:28 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-556 Agreed. Except, I don't drink, so you'd have to tell me how to mix everything. That'd probably be a lot more annoying to you than just doing it yourself. How about I just feed you chocolates instead? That I can do. Agreed. Except, I don’t drink, so you’d have to tell me how to mix everything. That’d probably be a lot more annoying to you than just doing it yourself. How about I just feed you chocolates instead? That I can do.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-555 Upset Waitress Thu, 27 Dec 2007 23:38:07 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-555 Minnow, I have no grass. I need a weeder. Since your back is out you can be my bar bitch instead. Minnow, I have no grass. I need a weeder. Since your back is out you can be my bar bitch instead.

]]> By: Native Minnow http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-554 Native Minnow Thu, 27 Dec 2007 23:34:48 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-554 I can't be your yard bitch until my back heals, but after that, sure. Wait, I'm not going to get flogged if the grass gets cut unevenly am I? I can’t be your yard bitch until my back heals, but after that, sure. Wait, I’m not going to get flogged if the grass gets cut unevenly am I?

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-553 Upset Waitress Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:52:00 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-553 Minnow, I never thought of that. You are so domesticated for a guy. Will you be my yard bitch? Gypsy, I didn't actually break it. It's a 3rd degree sprain. I refuse to use the boot (some hard plastic crap with too many velcro straps) they gave me, it's way too ugly. I got some cool crutches too, but I drink too much to understand how they work. Jenny, rahahah Bitch! Minnow, I never thought of that. You are so domesticated for a guy. Will you be my yard bitch?

Gypsy, I didn’t actually break it. It’s a 3rd degree sprain. I refuse to use the boot (some hard plastic crap with too many velcro straps) they gave me, it’s way too ugly. I got some cool crutches too, but I drink too much to understand how they work.

Jenny, rahahah Bitch!

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-552 Jenny Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:30:35 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-552 ahaha - I hope your ankle still hurts. No! I kill me. ahaha - I hope your ankle still hurts.

No! I kill me.

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-551 Gypsy Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:30:08 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-551 I love how your mind works UW. I think I like the sunglasses the best but it might get a bit sticky in the hair. Lash out and buy yourself another $2 pair. You deserve it. Sorry about your ankle. How come its not in a plaster cast? I love how your mind works UW. I think I like the sunglasses the best but it might get a bit sticky in the hair. Lash out and buy yourself another $2 pair. You deserve it.

Sorry about your ankle. How come its not in a plaster cast?

]]> By: Native Minnow http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-550 Native Minnow Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:13:30 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-550 The only way I eat candy canes is if I use them to stir my hot chocolate. They melt for a nice cup of chocolate mint. Assuming, of course, that you don't use the ones that have been hanging from your toes. The only way I eat candy canes is if I use them to stir my hot chocolate. They melt for a nice cup of chocolate mint. Assuming, of course, that you don’t use the ones that have been hanging from your toes.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-549 Upset Waitress Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:53:15 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-549 moooog, Mintoes, the fresh maker. moooog, Mintoes, the fresh maker.

]]> By: moooooog35 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-548 moooooog35 Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:20:52 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-548 I've never really had a foot fetish...but you make it all seem worthwhile. Mmmmm...toe candy. wait..wait...that's lint. I’ve never really had a foot fetish…but you make it all seem worthwhile.

Mmmmm…toe candy.

wait..wait…that’s lint.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-547 Upset Waitress Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:04:28 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-547 Blonde, clearly you've had more Christmas' to have thought about this. Nice! :) Jenny, this is not a democracy, you're vote does not count. heratahaha I kill me. Blonde, clearly you’ve had more Christmas’ to have thought about this. Nice! :)

Jenny, this is not a democracy, you’re vote does not count. heratahaha I kill me.

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-546 Jenny Thu, 27 Dec 2007 17:49:18 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-546 I vote for the ankle splint. And for having your feet smell better. Not that I can tell, but still..... and sorry about your ankle. I hope his ass looks worse. I vote for the ankle splint. And for having your feet smell better. Not that I can tell, but still…..

and sorry about your ankle. I hope his ass looks worse.

]]> By: Blondefabulous http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-545 Blondefabulous Thu, 27 Dec 2007 17:21:30 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2007/12/27/leftover-candy-canes/#comment-545 Fossilized candy canes make for great cup hooks in your cupboards! Also, chop them into small pieces to refill your tic tac container if you are cheap like me! Or, hang them just out of reach of your child and watch him/her jump for hours on end as entertainment. Give to a lame midget for a cane. Whoopee! Fossilized candy canes make for great cup hooks in your cupboards! Also, chop them into small pieces to refill your tic tac container if you are cheap like me! Or, hang them just out of reach of your child and watch him/her jump for hours on end as entertainment. Give to a lame midget for a cane. Whoopee!

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