Comments on: One More Post on Christmas Crap.

By: nursemyra

nursemyra — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 09:12:05 +0000

hey jenny, is sweeney todd really good? I mean, I like tim Burton and Johnny Depp but musicals usually leave me cold….

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 01:58:30 +0000

Jenny you know I can’t cook.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 01:55:06 +0000

having just watched Sweeney Todd for a second time, may I suggest mincing them into pies?

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 23:39:26 +0000

She’s good like that Henry

By: Henry The Guard-Donkey

Henry The Guard-Donkey — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 23:03:37 +0000

Gypsy took my quick-bronzing idea.

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 21:14:37 +0000

Manuel, I’ve played as many sex games as I can.

RG, you know our cook entirely too well!

Blonde, thanks for trying, maybe I’ll just use them as pot hole fillers.

Gypsy, I was thinking of using them as speed bumps.

70’s Teen, nah, your phone probably was broken.

nursemyra, cause I don’t like him that much.

Gypsy, yea they would be good as a life size chess game. Thanks for the idea!

Minnow, thanks for your creative suggestion.

Gorilla, we don’t have foxes. I’m just going to invite the Dahmer’s over.

By: Gorilla Bananas

Gorilla Bananas — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 17:45:36 +0000

In our part of the world, we’d feel them to the crocodiles. I don’t supposed the foxes have got the appetite. Maybe if you had a fox banquet they could polish them off.

By: Native Minnow

Native Minnow — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 16:54:44 +0000

You need a wood chipper, ala Fargo

By: Gypsy

Gypsy — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 11:24:17 +0000

Ok after a bit more thought I came up with this. Why don’t you dip them in bronze and use them as garden statues. You could even have them holding bowls before the bronzing and grow plants in them as a garden feature…..or stick a hose up their butt and have a water feature……no? Yes? Ok I’ll keep thinking…..

By: nursemyra

nursemyra — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 09:23:31 +0000

why don’t you fed ex them to george bush?

By: 70steen

70steen — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 08:31:16 +0000

so that is why we had none calling this year!!

Have you tried salt….. like it works on slugs???

By: Gypsy

Gypsy — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 06:15:46 +0000

What about burying them with just their backsides sticking out and you can use them as bike racks…….hmmmmmm let me give it a bit more thought…..

By: Restaurant Gal

Restaurant Gal — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 03:17:55 +0000

Hell, sit ‘em down at a table in your restaurant. Send your cook out to greet them. They’ll run screaming from the place, far, far away!

By: Blondefabulous

Blondefabulous — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 01:56:43 +0000

Put pointy red hats on their heads and call them giant lawn gnomes! Awwww hell! I got my own problems, I’ll let someone else sort this out for ya!

By: manuel

manuel — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 01:51:38 +0000

Just tie them up with a chain outside the house….somebody will steal them….or eat them…..or use them as novelty plant holders….eh you could engage them in some sort of peculiar sex game…..i dunno….