The International “Tard Off”
I am going to make you suffer through what I had to endure today, on Percocet, working the waiting list for the restaurant.
UPDATE: This is for Gypsy and others like her.
How to read this post; Drop bottom lip, pinch nose, read phonetically, and curl left arm.
Dats write. We eben have our own statue ub wibertee. Dee rules are stimple. Ownwee doze wit searios mental or fisiacle disabiwities are awowed to dwive. Dee west ub yoo musst walked. Ebery ear wee getted togever in peace and harmony.(make googlie eyes here) Dee furst eebent on dee adenda is dee noses pickin’ contest. (make motor boat sounds here) Dee tecond eebent is dee pants crapping race. (pull on genitalia here) Dee turd eebent…ha ha I said turd… is dee dwooling competiton, dee fart eebent is dee Ten kilwometer hobble. Wast ear I wun dat eebent. Apter dat we awl hab deener. Den dee awordeds are gibben to dee weeners.(crap pants here) Dee woozers hab to wik dee weeners ortipeediac twoos kween. (make more motor boat sounds here) I hope oo tan come and join us neckt ear. (drool on a family member here)
Blondefabulous on December 29th, 2007
Thank GOD for the percocet! Send all your retards to my bitch of an upstairs neighbor. Once they have wacked off on her door knob she’ll really know the meaning of being sexually harassed! Fucking whore! ( her, not you U.W.)
Gypsy on December 29th, 2007
And you reckon my posts are hard to read….!!!! Gawd almighty I couldn’t understand a word you just said. I’ll come back when I’m drunk and then it will probably make perfect sense.
manuel on December 29th, 2007
Oh you are so going to hell some day Upseto….hahahahaha
Upset Waitress on December 29th, 2007
Blonde, haha I get ya. I know the tards can whack off on a door knob, but wouldn’t she hear them falling up the stairs?
Gypsy, just read it how it’s spelled. It makes no sense at all.
Manuel, wanna race?
Jenny on December 29th, 2007
you are a baadddddd girl.
Upset Waitress on December 29th, 2007
I know Jenny I know. I couldn’t help it, I’m a bit doped right now. You should have seen my facial expression while typing out this entry. My tongue reaches my ear you know. My teeth touch the bottom of my chin too.
Jenny on December 29th, 2007
can’t you turn that Percocet in for something more fun?
Upset Waitress on December 29th, 2007
Like what Jenny? A jacuzzi full of worms?
Gypsy on December 30th, 2007
Well bugger me….why didn’t you just say so. It still doesn’t make any sense but I liked the sounds I was making as I read it out loud. Btw phonetically is a very big word for a Saturday isn’t it?
moi on December 30th, 2007
I lub it. A blob that requires you must be drunk before reading.
manuel on December 30th, 2007
funny thing is i read it with ease…what does that say about me?
Upset Waitress on December 30th, 2007
Gypsy, oh come on lady. Made your upper lip feel good though, didn’t it?
Moi, yippee, you’re a drunk blogger too? Let’s be friends.
Manuel, you’re smarter than you’re average tard!
Native Minnow on December 30th, 2007
Yeah, the percocet had to have helped with that. I know it helped me read it. Ha!
daisyfae on January 6th, 2008
all i know is that if you’re going to be in hell with me, it’s going to be a fuckin’ riot!
Upset Waitress on January 6th, 2008
Minnow, this comment is late because of the Percocet.
daisy, the SST I got my ticket on isn’t even half full yet. Which means there is still some time for evilness.