I woke up Sunday morning to a heated discussion about Pope Benedict XVI on the television. When I got to work the same show was on. As you know, if you have read any of my previous posts, I have an odd take on things. With that in mind, try to imagine what Pope Benedict would look like. First start by picturing a perfectly toasted English muffin. Then add a beautifully grilled slab of Canadian bacon blessed by a Rabbi for a taste of irony. That probably wasn’t Kosher. Then add the Poached Pope. Top it all off with a heavenly hollandaise sauce. Then serve to the devout with a side of fresh picked tomatoes. A meal fit for a king of man.
That’s all I got people, that’s all I got.
on December 30th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
nailed him to a t……actually you probably have….
on December 30th, 2007 at 8:12 pm
Manuel, I wouldn’t nail the pope. I’m not an alter boy.
on December 30th, 2007 at 11:48 pm
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks brunch thoughts when I hear the words Pope Benedict.
on December 31st, 2007 at 2:03 am
Makes me want to eat him now.
on December 31st, 2007 at 4:18 am
michele wants to eat the pope?
isn’t there a law against things like that?
even for altar boys
on December 31st, 2007 at 9:50 am
Mmmm…
Poached Pope.
I hear the Poachmobile is kinda chewy, though.
on December 31st, 2007 at 9:58 am
That might be all you got, but it was delicious. Happy New Year too.
on December 31st, 2007 at 1:11 pm
FYI – just for you I put a post up. Have a safe New Year! Not too safe
And pics would be nice!
on December 31st, 2007 at 1:12 pm
Nursemyra, that was funny. Even for alter boys – classic!
on December 31st, 2007 at 2:27 pm
I love ordering my benedict “As pure as the Pope” because I have the ham taken off. NO ONE ever thinks that’s funny.
Happy New Year, UW.
on December 31st, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Minnow, you are so an altar boy.
Michele, hussy.
Nurse, maybe in this country, but Vatican City has it’s own laws. All Romans are freaky.
Moooog, it’s like eating a shoe.
BDS, Have fun in NM
Tony, Thanks, it’s about time.
Jenny, replace the ham with tomatoes or avacado, it’s awesome.
on December 31st, 2007 at 7:42 pm
So, Waitrress, thanks for stopping by!
Happy New Year! And I’ll be sure and NOT tell you how to make it happy!
;o)>
on December 31st, 2007 at 8:25 pm
Hey hey Mark. Glad you reciprocated. Ewww that sounds dirty.
on January 1st, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Yeah? How about “I just blogrolled you” for sounding dirtier?
;o)>
Was it good for you, too?
on January 1st, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Golly Mark, I love to get blogrolled! I’m going to go smoke and then we can cuddle..OK?
on January 1st, 2008 at 4:59 pm
“then we can cuddle..”
Alright. If we HAVE to…