What’s for Breakfast?
I woke up Sunday morning to a heated discussion about Pope Benedict XVI on the television. When I got to work the same show was on. As you know, if you have read any of my previous posts, I have an odd take on things. With that in mind, try to imagine what Pope Benedict would look like. First start by picturing a perfectly toasted English muffin. Then add a beautifully grilled slab of Canadian bacon blessed by a Rabbi for a taste of irony. That probably wasn’t Kosher. Then add the Poached Pope. Top it all off with a heavenly hollandaise sauce. Then serve to the devout with a side of fresh picked tomatoes. A meal fit for a king of man.
That’s all I got people, that’s all I got.
manuel on December 30th, 2007
nailed him to a t……actually you probably have….
Upset Waitress on December 30th, 2007
Manuel, I wouldn’t nail the pope. I’m not an alter boy.
Native Minnow on December 30th, 2007
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks brunch thoughts when I hear the words Pope Benedict.
Michele on December 31st, 2007
Makes me want to eat him now.
nursemyra on December 31st, 2007
michele wants to eat the pope?
isn’t there a law against things like that?
even for altar boys
moooooog35 on December 31st, 2007
Mmmm…
Poached Pope.
I hear the Poachmobile is kinda chewy, though.
BDS on December 31st, 2007
That might be all you got, but it was delicious. Happy New Year too.
Tony on December 31st, 2007
FYI - just for you I put a post up. Have a safe New Year! Not too safe
And pics would be nice!
Tony on December 31st, 2007
Nursemyra, that was funny. Even for alter boys - classic!
Jenny on December 31st, 2007
I love ordering my benedict “As pure as the Pope” because I have the ham taken off. NO ONE ever thinks that’s funny.
Happy New Year, UW.
Upset Waitress on December 31st, 2007
Minnow, you are so an altar boy.
Michele, hussy.
Nurse, maybe in this country, but Vatican City has it’s own laws. All Romans are freaky.
Moooog, it’s like eating a shoe.
BDS, Have fun in NM
Tony, Thanks, it’s about time.
Jenny, replace the ham with tomatoes or avacado, it’s awesome.
Mark on December 31st, 2007
So, Waitrress, thanks for stopping by!
Happy New Year! And I’ll be sure and NOT tell you how to make it happy!
;o)>
Upset Waitress on December 31st, 2007
Hey hey Mark. Glad you reciprocated. Ewww that sounds dirty.
Mark on January 1st, 2008
Yeah? How about “I just blogrolled you” for sounding dirtier?
;o)>
Was it good for you, too?
Upset Waitress on January 1st, 2008
Golly Mark, I love to get blogrolled! I’m going to go smoke and then we can cuddle..OK?
Mark on January 1st, 2008
“then we can cuddle..”
Alright. If we HAVE to…