Tony, If you want to know why your here, you will have to ask Shirley McClain.

Manuel, That’s because we keep playing their game and not THE game.

Jenny, Could you tell us what Oh God Lord said, we might like to agree also.

Ribeye, Happiness is a state of mind the only one most common men can govern. That’s what the politicians rely on.

Dennis, Fine. Just go. Leave me here alone in the circular room with my stained blue dress. Go play with your friends “AT THE MALL”.

I never expec– oh…gotta go. My cell phone’s ringing. I’m supposed to meet a friend at the mall.

Peace,

- Dennis
www.donttipthewaiter.blogspot.com

RagingServer.com

Also, I want to campaign while carrying a baseball bat at all times. That way, when someone says something bad about me, I can go to their house and break their shit with it. Then I can throw money on the ground to pay for it, like Sonny Corleone in the beginning of The Godfather when he breaks that FBI guy’s camera.

LarryLily, Allow me correct you. Almost anyone. We could end up with the country of Cheney in office. Also, it’s good to see you start the new year with a healthy dose of vitamin lead and M.S.G.

Blonde, For being a college, it sure is full of stupid people. It is merely out dated. It was a very useful tool at it’s conception. Saying and doing are not the same thing. You vote like I drive.

Tony, Quit stalking on my site.:)

moooooog, <– I was wondering what that was. ELECTION we’re talking about ELECTIONS. Damn!

Minnow, Fucuking optimists.

I wrote a post about it.

Longest masturbatory evening of my life.

I’m still chafed.

I wish Bill Clinton was able to run again. Any guy who can hold office AND get blowjobs by a heavy hottie at the same time has my respect.

But in the end, we are all like a person strapped over a barrell, hoping for a short one!
LOL

A side note, we always have chinese for new years day, and last night at the local chinese buffet place near us, the single guy behind us had paid for his tab in cash. The bill came to 11.75 and he left 12 bucks. As he is walking away the vietnamese waitress syas “Sir, here, take this” He says, take what. She says, Take this, your change. He says its her tip. She says, I dont need this, you need this more than I do. You can tell from her voice that she is pissed. He they says, Sorry, and reaches into his wallet and pulls out two more bucks to give her. After the incident, this waitress and a couple of others were cackling like banty roosters in their sing-song native language as she described in great detail how this rude guy left her a 25 cent tip.

My wife, a frontman of a houty touty Oakland restaurant many years ago, and a keen eye on good wait staff and bad, started out as a waitress in a diner. Hearing this going on, she was chuckling telling me when she was a waitress she once followed a guy out to the parking lot and threw the two penny tip a guy left.

I hope your tips are large, your smile adequate and your service, well, we will leave that one alone LOL

Have a great new year!

I’m usually happy, yeah.

Especially when I’m having HETEROsexual relations…

RG, You have been brain washed. Surely. Hah!

As for political stuff, hey I am a D.C. gal born and bred, so I know the lines uttered by every lobbyist, K Street lawyer, 20-something Hill staffer, 60-something association exec ever invented. Just vote. It actually does mean something, and then you can laugh at the lines.

If you experience an erection lasting more than four hours…

I gotta tell you, any guy with a four-hour hard-on is about as dangerous a side-effect as it gets.

I’d be Public Enemy #1.