Comments on: Britney Spears makes me Miss My Mom. http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:54:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-712 Upset Waitress Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:04:58 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-712 Haha Blonde. Yea the youngest is what? 16 and knocked up by an adult? I swear that family was raised under a bridge or something. Haha Blonde. Yea the youngest is what? 16 and knocked up by an adult? I swear that family was raised under a bridge or something.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-711 Upset Waitress Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:00:21 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-711 So you get it now nursey? :) carpet, area rug, tile ...hehe So you get it now nursey? :) carpet, area rug, tile …hehe

]]> By: Blondefabulous http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-710 Blondefabulous Sun, 06 Jan 2008 00:59:11 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-710 Is it any wonder that the book deal the Spears Girl's mom had has been put on definite hold?!? It was supposed to be about how she raised her kids "right" in the celebrity world or some other drivil to that effect. WTF ever! Is it any wonder that the book deal the Spears Girl’s mom had has been put on definite hold?!? It was supposed to be about how she raised her kids “right” in the celebrity world or some other drivil to that effect. WTF ever!

]]> By: nursemyra http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-709 nursemyra Sat, 05 Jan 2008 23:50:34 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-709 hey mark - I did google it before writing the comment, but it didn't come up on the first page, nor did it come up on urban dictionary :-( but now that UW explained it to me I'm gonna be using it all day long..... hey mark - I did google it before writing the comment, but it didn’t come up on the first page, nor did it come up on urban dictionary :-(

but now that UW explained it to me I’m gonna be using it all day long…..

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-707 Upset Waitress Sat, 05 Jan 2008 21:58:47 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-707 Minnow, it's fangs and a tongue, I think. i was drunk when I did this, sooo your guess is as good as mine. Daisy, hi! I personally wouldn't mind all of that, accept leaving the trailer park thing. Minnow, it’s fangs and a tongue, I think. i was drunk when I did this, sooo your guess is as good as mine.

Daisy, hi! I personally wouldn’t mind all of that, accept leaving the trailer park thing.

]]> By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-706 daisyfae Sat, 05 Jan 2008 21:53:06 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-706 i'm hoping like hell you can get out of the trailer park. or at least pretend to get out. or bury the experience deeply through alcohol. or sell the story to the tabloids one day, make a fortune, squander it on miniature dogs, diamond-encrusted tube tops and twat-wax... i’m hoping like hell you can get out of the trailer park. or at least pretend to get out. or bury the experience deeply through alcohol. or sell the story to the tabloids one day, make a fortune, squander it on miniature dogs, diamond-encrusted tube tops and twat-wax…

]]> By: Native Minnow http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-705 Native Minnow Sat, 05 Jan 2008 21:28:19 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-705 Is that supposed to be fangs coming out of her vagina, or semen? Is that supposed to be fangs coming out of her vagina, or semen?

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-704 Upset Waitress Sat, 05 Jan 2008 20:50:10 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-704 Gypsy, It makes me want to ban my kid from Disney flicks. It makes my boy-friend want to rent them. count, hi. Gorilla, they would know I'm holding myself up in the bathroom because they would hear my TV, my radio, etc... I wouldn't put myself in this situation without being totally comfortable. Nurse, you know, not a lot of carpet. Manuel, thanks for your one word :) Mark, twenty-something? Oh you are soooo sweet. savannah, you can take the girl out of the trailer, but you can't take the trailer out of the girl. Henry, I have no clue what you're talking about..haha Gypsy, It makes me want to ban my kid from Disney flicks. It makes my boy-friend want to rent them.

count, hi.

Gorilla, they would know I’m holding myself up in the bathroom because they would hear my TV, my radio, etc… I wouldn’t put myself in this situation without being totally comfortable.

Nurse, you know, not a lot of carpet.

Manuel, thanks for your one word :)

Mark, twenty-something? Oh you are soooo sweet.

savannah, you can take the girl out of the trailer, but you can’t take the trailer out of the girl.

Henry, I have no clue what you’re talking about..haha

]]> By: Henry The Guard-Mule http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-703 Henry The Guard-Mule Sat, 05 Jan 2008 17:06:47 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-703 I can't expand the picture. Is that a devil or a piglet super-imposed on her twat? Or is the picture unaltered? Enquiring minds. I can’t expand the picture. Is that a devil or a piglet super-imposed on her twat? Or is the picture unaltered? Enquiring minds.

]]> By: savannah http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-702 savannah Sat, 05 Jan 2008 16:46:55 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-702 <i>bless her heart</i>, she can't help being trailer park trash from tangipahoa parish, louisiana. (thanks for the add, sugar) bless her heart, she can’t help being trailer park trash from tangipahoa parish, louisiana.

(thanks for the add, sugar)

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-699 Mark Sat, 05 Jan 2008 13:32:36 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-699 Nursemyra: Urban Dictionary - Google it. It's a very handy reference especially when one comes across slang from the twenty-something crowd. Nursemyra:

Urban Dictionary - Google it. It’s a very handy reference especially when one comes across slang from the twenty-something crowd.

]]> By: manuel http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-698 manuel Sat, 05 Jan 2008 13:28:31 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-698 magnificent work...... magnificent work……

]]> By: nursemyra http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-697 nursemyra Sat, 05 Jan 2008 11:09:15 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-697 "I am naturally tile" um, I don't think we use that expression in oztralia. what's the exact definition? “I am naturally tile”

um, I don’t think we use that expression in oztralia. what’s the exact definition?

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-696 Gorilla Bananas Sat, 05 Jan 2008 09:16:27 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-696 If you lock yourself in the bathroom, how can people be sure you've taken yourself hostage? You've first got to put a gun to your head and say "Back off, or I'll shoot this hoochie!" like the black sheriff in <i>Blazing Saddles</i>. If you lock yourself in the bathroom, how can people be sure you’ve taken yourself hostage? You’ve first got to put a gun to your head and say “Back off, or I’ll shoot this hoochie!” like the black sheriff in Blazing Saddles.

]]> By: count http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-695 count Sat, 05 Jan 2008 05:18:27 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-695 tragic tragic

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-694 Mark Sat, 05 Jan 2008 04:04:05 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-694 "I am naturally tile" Wow... “I am naturally tile”

Wow…

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-692 Gypsy Sat, 05 Jan 2008 03:05:17 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-692 Between her legs seems to be the only thing neatly put together on Brit. The rest of her is just a train wreck!! She should have stuck with JT....that train has been steadily going downhill since the two Mouseketeers parted ratholes. Between her legs seems to be the only thing neatly put together on Brit. The rest of her is just a train wreck!! She should have stuck with JT….that train has been steadily going downhill since the two Mouseketeers parted ratholes.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-690 Upset Waitress Sat, 05 Jan 2008 02:27:17 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-690 Mark, you know I'm much prettier. Plus, I am naturally tile. No shave bumps or bruises :) Also, that putrid hole birthed 2 kids withing a year. I'm more put together than that swamp. heharahaha Mark, you know I’m much prettier. Plus, I am naturally tile. No shave bumps or bruises :) Also, that putrid hole birthed 2 kids withing a year. I’m more put together than that swamp. heharahaha

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-688 Mark Sat, 05 Jan 2008 02:11:03 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/04/britney-spears-makes-me-miss-my-mom/#comment-688 "pulling up our hospital gowns" If you look like the pic above, I would like some copies. please... “pulling up our hospital gowns”

If you look like the pic above, I would like some copies. please…

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