Comments on: Waitress Shoes. http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:57:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-761 Upset Waitress Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:40:37 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-761 Nurse, I looked up those pens, they are more expensive than a gal. of bleach. Pfft. jahooni, That's why places like McDonald's serve behind counters. SO you can't see what their shoes have salvaged. Nurse, I looked up those pens, they are more expensive than a gal. of bleach. Pfft.

jahooni, That’s why places like McDonald’s serve behind counters. SO you can’t see what their shoes have salvaged.

]]> By: jahooni http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-760 jahooni Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:05:37 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-760 I don't think I will ever eat in a restuarant AGAIN, if so, I will check out my server's shoes first! I don’t think I will ever eat in a restuarant AGAIN, if so, I will check out my server’s shoes first!

]]> By: nursemyra http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-744 nursemyra Mon, 07 Jan 2008 08:43:19 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-744 I want one of those pens!!! I want one of those pens!!!

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-740 Upset Waitress Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:56:59 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-740 daisy, you are my hero if you rule out them Spear's from our gene pool. Tony, just wear the same suit you wear on your birthday :) daisy, you are my hero if you rule out them Spear’s from our gene pool.

Tony, just wear the same suit you wear on your birthday :)

]]> By: Tony http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-737 Tony Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:00:51 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-737 i was invited to a goofball once but i didn't have a thing to wear... i was invited to a goofball once but i didn’t have a thing to wear…

]]> By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-735 daisyfae Mon, 07 Jan 2008 02:07:15 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-735 uw - i suspect we're related. i also am combing the family archives to rule out any genetic connection to those Spears kids. Givin' a trailer park a bad name, they are... uw - i suspect we’re related. i also am combing the family archives to rule out any genetic connection to those Spears kids. Givin’ a trailer park a bad name, they are…

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-734 Upset Waitress Mon, 07 Jan 2008 00:14:17 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-734 Tony, hahaha. Funny man you :) Goofball you! Tony, hahaha. Funny man you :) Goofball you!

]]> By: Tony http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-733 Tony Sun, 06 Jan 2008 23:27:25 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-733 don't try it on the unibrow...tried it on my exgirlfriend's mustache and it only made it grow in thicker...but a little blonder... don’t try it on the unibrow…tried it on my exgirlfriend’s mustache and it only made it grow in thicker…but a little blonder…

]]> By: Tony http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-732 Tony Sun, 06 Jan 2008 23:26:21 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-732 and UW and nursemyra, i'm especially disappointed with both of you, since the product has an "easy to hold tool" and "a dual-tipped applicator." Seems like these are well withing your areas of expertise. and UW and nursemyra, i’m especially disappointed with both of you, since the product has an “easy to hold tool” and “a dual-tipped applicator.” Seems like these are well withing your areas of expertise.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-731 Upset Waitress Sun, 06 Jan 2008 23:25:41 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-731 Tony, wow that's neato mosquito!!! I can just erase anything. I'm gonna get me some of these things and see if I can erase my boyfriends uni-brow. Tony, wow that’s neato mosquito!!! I can just erase anything. I’m gonna get me some of these things and see if I can erase my boyfriends uni-brow.

]]> By: Tony http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-730 Tony Sun, 06 Jan 2008 23:21:23 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-730 man, you guys don't get to walmart much... http://www.clorox.com/products/overview.php?prod_id=bp man, you guys don’t get to walmart much…
http://www.clorox.com/products/overview.php?prod_id=bp

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-729 Upset Waitress Sun, 06 Jan 2008 23:17:01 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-729 Eric, I'm a pro at hackey sack. Eric, I’m a pro at hackey sack.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-728 Upset Waitress Sun, 06 Jan 2008 23:15:44 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-728 Tony, I'm with Myra, they make bleach pens? Nursey, honestly, my legs are no better than those shoes :) daisy, is that you sissy aunt Jane? ali, I serve white gravy, so black outfits are good for conversation. Blonde, I only kick the cats when they take big dukes uner the tables. :) Tony, I’m with Myra, they make bleach pens?

Nursey, honestly, my legs are no better than those shoes :)

daisy, is that you sissy aunt Jane?

ali, I serve white gravy, so black outfits are good for conversation.

Blonde, I only kick the cats when they take big dukes uner the tables. :)

]]> By: Eric http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-727 Eric Sun, 06 Jan 2008 23:12:53 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-727 .... I'm still stuck on that hackey sack/biscuit imagery...... …. I’m still stuck on that hackey sack/biscuit imagery……

]]> By: Blondefabulous http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-726 Blondefabulous Sun, 06 Jan 2008 22:38:46 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-726 And if my bosses pissed me off I'd let 'em go in the restaurant when a critic or health inspector was around. Fuck with my raise will ya! And if my bosses pissed me off I’d let ‘em go in the restaurant when a critic or health inspector was around. Fuck with my raise will ya!

]]> By: Blondefabulous http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-725 Blondefabulous Sun, 06 Jan 2008 22:37:55 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-725 Mine are worse from when I was cooking up in Memphis! Did you ever nudge the rats out of customer view with yours? I didn't have the heart to snuff out the little buggers, so I'd save 'em up and let 'em go after work. Mine are worse from when I was cooking up in Memphis! Did you ever nudge the rats out of customer view with yours? I didn’t have the heart to snuff out the little buggers, so I’d save ‘em up and let ‘em go after work.

]]> By: ali http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-724 ali Sun, 06 Jan 2008 19:55:36 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-724 My shoes are dark brown for a reason :) Thank George my uniform is either dark green, maroon, or black shirt with black pants. White and I do not make a good combination. My shoes are dark brown for a reason :) Thank George my uniform is either dark green, maroon, or black shirt with black pants. White and I do not make a good combination.

]]> By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-721 daisyfae Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:10:19 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-721 just like momma's kitchen... yum, yum... and i bet you can get that cigarette ash really long. mom was so good she didn't even have to take the cigaretted out of her mouth when telling a state policeman to kiss her ass! just like momma’s kitchen… yum, yum…

and i bet you can get that cigarette ash really long. mom was so good she didn’t even have to take the cigaretted out of her mouth when telling a state policeman to kiss her ass!

]]> By: nursemyra http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-720 nursemyra Sun, 06 Jan 2008 07:58:01 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-720 you can buy bleach in a pen? why didn't I know about this already? tres sexy shoes mama. betcha they make your legs look long and louche :-) you can buy bleach in a pen? why didn’t I know about this already?

tres sexy shoes mama. betcha they make your legs look long and louche :-)

]]> By: Tony http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-719 Tony Sun, 06 Jan 2008 04:48:50 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-719 mmmm....granny panties... also, i love the shoes i have now, but they now have the dreaded horizontal crack on the soles, very bad for wading through gravy et al... as for the messy in general, it seems like if there is anything within 50 yards of me, it will inexplicably be drawn to my white shirt...i should buy a bleach pen factory... mmmm….granny panties…
also, i love the shoes i have now, but they now have the dreaded horizontal crack on the soles, very bad for wading through gravy et al…
as for the messy in general, it seems like if there is anything within 50 yards of me, it will inexplicably be drawn to my white shirt…i should buy a bleach pen factory…

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-718 Upset Waitress Sun, 06 Jan 2008 03:25:16 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-718 Mark, being a waitress, I get major ass rash, so it's not in my best interest to wear thongs. Unless you count those old pair of granny panties I got that are so worn out that they are literally a couple of strings. Mark, being a waitress, I get major ass rash, so it’s not in my best interest to wear thongs. Unless you count those old pair of granny panties I got that are so worn out that they are literally a couple of strings.

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-717 Mark Sun, 06 Jan 2008 03:15:57 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-717 Will you be working your way up to your thong soon? ;o)> Will you be working your way up to your thong soon?

;o)>

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-716 Upset Waitress Sun, 06 Jan 2008 02:51:14 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-716 Haha Gypsy. Can't you tell how I look by my shoes? That's a hell of a dare though. Dam, I will take on the challenge. I will post a pic on tomorrows post, definitely. Haha, you will regret this sister. Haha Gypsy. Can’t you tell how I look by my shoes? That’s a hell of a dare though. Dam, I will take on the challenge. I will post a pic on tomorrows post, definitely. Haha, you will regret this sister.

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-715 Gypsy Sun, 06 Jan 2008 02:47:39 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-715 And here I was picturing you with a pristine, crisp white apron, hair in a severe bun with not a single hair out of place and shoes so shiny you could see your pretty face in them.....are you going to ruin my illusion by telling me I'm WRONG? Post a pic, go on I dare you.... And here I was picturing you with a pristine, crisp white apron, hair in a severe bun with not a single hair out of place and shoes so shiny you could see your pretty face in them…..are you going to ruin my illusion by telling me I’m WRONG? Post a pic, go on I dare you….

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-714 Upset Waitress Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:29:34 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-714 Well Manuel, that's just plain fancy. So, you're shoes are always clean? Do you have a big beer gut? And everything that falls hits your stomach first? :) harahrha Well Manuel, that’s just plain fancy. So, you’re shoes are always clean? Do you have a big beer gut? And everything that falls hits your stomach first? :) harahrha

]]> By: manuel http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-713 manuel Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:18:02 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/05/waitress-shoes/#comment-713 Awh me too. My shirts never fit right, I have sauces of all colours up my arm, and I usually get something on my apron before I even fucking start. But my shoes are always polished. My girlfriend says my trousers are like MC Hammers. I took it as a compliment.....waiter time..... Awh me too. My shirts never fit right, I have sauces of all colours up my arm, and I usually get something on my apron before I even fucking start. But my shoes are always polished. My girlfriend says my trousers are like MC Hammers. I took it as a compliment…..waiter time…..

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