Put Your Head on Straight.
Have you ever seen a waitress after a 12 hour shift? Well let me reveal to you the waitress locker room. My boyfriends Hanes T-shirt I’m wearing is inside out, and I’m not wearing a bra for sure. My hair is turned right side down. When my hair gets like this, it’s my cue to closing time. Then I have to drive home like this. Actually I’m not allowed to drive anymore so I have to hitch hike. Anyway, when I get inside my trailer I usually have to back track to find my beer that I rode home with. This is no fun because I always end up in Mr. Johnson’s backyard. And if I don’t find my beer there I will drink the urine samples his doctor makes him keep in the fridge. The last time I did that he had to skip his cancer medication for two months. In any case, have you noticed that my shoe strings match my apron?
Gypsy on January 6th, 2008
I KNEW you would cheat! Ok, so now we know you have long hair, you definitely didn’t get jipped in the tits department (clearly you took my share you biatch) and the overall impression is that you would be 25+ years old. If I am way off base with my age guess it serves you right for not showing your mug and if I’m off base in your favour you may thank me later. Question is do I accept this as completing the dare. Hmmmmm….I’ll get back to you after I’ve sought legal counsel.
Upset Waitress on January 6th, 2008
Gypsy, there is not one iota of Photo-chopping in this pic. Wasn’t that the condition?
Gypsy on January 7th, 2008
Ggrrrrr…don’t get cute with me Missy!!!
Gorilla Bananas on January 7th, 2008
Very maternal boobs. I bet no baby of yours ever went hungry. The hairstyle is ‘Cavegirl 2000 BC’.
nursemyra on January 7th, 2008
only a woman in her prime can pose like that.
Upset Waitress on January 7th, 2008
I hope all of you have waitress nightmares!
manuel on January 7th, 2008
sweet……sweet holy fuck…..
Restaurant Gal on January 7th, 2008
OMG, who does your hair? Are you willing to share the name of your stylist?
Mark on January 7th, 2008
OOH - Sexy! Cousin It’s sister…
ali on January 7th, 2008
Hee hee, that’s fantastic. I love the coordinated apron strings/shoe laces. Super stylish.
LarryLily on January 7th, 2008
Nice rack!
when its “under cover” does it become a stain shelf, catching spills?
OK, the shoes are a nice touch. Comfy, and utilitarian.
Saw a food network show this weekend, and there was a waitress that had a T-shirt that said
“Order what you want
…Enjoy what you get”
moooooog35 on January 7th, 2008
I have the urge to watch “The Addams Family” now.
Cousin IT is smoking…
…in a hairy broad kind of way.
Upset Waitress on January 7th, 2008
Manuel, don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
RG, it’s the same stylist that Britney Spears uses.
Mark, no, cousin IT’s drunken niece.
Ali, look for me on the cover of “Vogue”
Larry, that shirt is pretty much my motto.
moooog, your mother is the bearded lady isn’t she?
Native Minnow on January 7th, 2008
It can’t be Britney’s stylist because you still have hair left. Or is that a weave?
jahoonib on January 7th, 2008
found yoru blog. Had to see what a pissed off waitress looks like. Great picture. Funny.
Upset Waitress on January 7th, 2008
Minnow, it’s mop.
Jahoonib, hi, take a peek at my shoes while you’re here
daisyfae on January 7th, 2008
you are one damn fine, sexy bitch! and is that a microphone? do you sing? use it to yell at deaf customers? whack tards in the head when they aren’t paying attention?
Upset Waitress on January 7th, 2008
Daisy, hah, you of all people should know that it’s a bottle of Jose 1800. And I don’t yell at customers, I don’t even talk to them!
manuel on January 7th, 2008
Hate you for your beauty? No way! I have other reasons hehehehehehe
Upset Waitress on January 7th, 2008
you and everybody else Manuel.
Dennis on January 7th, 2008
Of course you’re not wearing a bra. That’s the only way the beer can go straight from the…er, tap…into the glass. Silly.
Peace,
- Dennis
www.donttipthewaiter.blogspot.com
Henry The Guard-Mule on January 7th, 2008
You appear to have at least two large boobs. Why do waitresses need a locker room? At Chez Mule, they hand their clear vinyl purses to me for safekeeping and change clothes outside in front of the security camera. In case something happens.
Dennis on January 8th, 2008
LOL @ Henry. “AT LEAST two large boobs.” That’s funny.
kelli free-man on January 9th, 2008
LMFAO!
i may never be the same again.
im jealous your boobs looks so WITH OUT A BRA!
**pout***
Upset Waitress on January 9th, 2008
Dennis, I say..tits for tips.
Henry, we have locker rooms because that’s where we drink and swap all kinds of illegal substances.
Dennis, it was hilarious!
Kelli, welcome. Don’t be jealous
Do you have a blog or site?
Snappy Jones on January 22nd, 2008
Breasts are definitely right. Why cover your face though? (I know…dumb question. Security in anonymity, backlash from the job etc. I bet you’re at least as hot as that Mimi chick) I’m just a curious horny dude who’d like to know who he’s jacking it to when I think of those boobs. Don’t hold it against me.