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	<title>Comments on: Put Your Head on Straight.</title>
	<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/</link>
	<description>Just slinging eggs</description>
	<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:45:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Snappy Jones</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-1085</link>
		<author>Snappy Jones</author>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 06:07:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-1085</guid>
		<description>Breasts are definitely right. Why cover your face though? (I know...dumb question. Security in anonymity, backlash from the job etc. I bet you're at least as hot as that Mimi chick) I'm just a curious horny dude who'd like to know who he's jacking it to when I think of those boobs. Don't hold it against me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Breasts are definitely right. Why cover your face though? (I know&#8230;dumb question. Security in anonymity, backlash from the job etc. I bet you&#8217;re at least as hot as that Mimi chick) I&#8217;m just a curious horny dude who&#8217;d like to know who he&#8217;s jacking it to when I think of those boobs. Don&#8217;t hold it against me.</p>
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		<title>By: Upset Waitress</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-820</link>
		<author>Upset Waitress</author>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:51:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-820</guid>
		<description>Dennis, I say..tits for tips.

Henry, we have locker rooms because that's where we drink and swap all kinds of illegal substances.

Dennis, it was hilarious!  :)

Kelli, welcome.  Don't be jealous :) Do you have a blog or site?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dennis, I say..tits for tips.</p>
<p>Henry, we have locker rooms because that&#8217;s where we drink and swap all kinds of illegal substances.</p>
<p>Dennis, it was hilarious!  <img src='http://upsetwaitress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Kelli, welcome.  Don&#8217;t be jealous <img src='http://upsetwaitress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> Do you have a blog or site?</p>
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		<title>By: kelli free-man</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-817</link>
		<author>kelli free-man</author>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:53:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-817</guid>
		<description>LMFAO!

i may never be the same again.

im jealous your boobs  looks so WITH OUT A BRA!

**pout***</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LMFAO!</p>
<p>i may never be the same again.</p>
<p>im jealous your boobs  looks so WITH OUT A BRA!</p>
<p>**pout***</p>
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		<title>By: Dennis</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-775</link>
		<author>Dennis</author>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 13:15:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-775</guid>
		<description>LOL @ Henry. "AT LEAST two large boobs." That's funny.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL @ Henry. &#8220;AT LEAST two large boobs.&#8221; That&#8217;s funny.</p>
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		<title>By: Henry The Guard-Mule</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-765</link>
		<author>Henry The Guard-Mule</author>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-765</guid>
		<description>You appear to have at least two large boobs. Why do waitresses need a locker room? At Chez Mule, they hand their clear vinyl purses to me for safekeeping and change clothes outside in front of the security camera.  In case something happens.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You appear to have at least two large boobs. Why do waitresses need a locker room? At Chez Mule, they hand their clear vinyl purses to me for safekeeping and change clothes outside in front of the security camera.  In case something happens.</p>
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		<title>By: Dennis</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-764</link>
		<author>Dennis</author>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-764</guid>
		<description>Of course you're not wearing a bra. That's the only way the beer can go straight from the...er, tap...into the glass. Silly.

Peace,

- Dennis
www.donttipthewaiter.blogspot.com</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Of course you&#8217;re not wearing a bra. That&#8217;s the only way the beer can go straight from the&#8230;er, tap&#8230;into the glass. Silly.</p>
<p>Peace,</p>
<p>- Dennis<br />
<a href="http://www.donttipthewaiter.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">www.donttipthewaiter.blogspot.com</a></p>
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		<title>By: Upset Waitress</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-763</link>
		<author>Upset Waitress</author>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:26:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-763</guid>
		<description>you and everybody else Manuel.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you and everybody else Manuel.</p>
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		<title>By: manuel</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-762</link>
		<author>manuel</author>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:18:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-762</guid>
		<description>Hate you for your beauty? No way! I have other reasons hehehehehehe</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hate you for your beauty? No way! I have other reasons hehehehehehe</p>
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		<title>By: Upset Waitress</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-759</link>
		<author>Upset Waitress</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:59:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-759</guid>
		<description>Daisy, hah, you of all people should know that it's a bottle of Jose 1800.  And I don't yell at customers, I don't even talk to them!  :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Daisy, hah, you of all people should know that it&#8217;s a bottle of Jose 1800.  And I don&#8217;t yell at customers, I don&#8217;t even talk to them!  <img src='http://upsetwaitress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: daisyfae</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-758</link>
		<author>daisyfae</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:54:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-758</guid>
		<description>you are one damn fine, sexy bitch!  and is that a microphone?  do you sing?  use it to yell at deaf customers?  whack tards in the head when they aren't paying attention?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you are one damn fine, sexy bitch!  and is that a microphone?  do you sing?  use it to yell at deaf customers?  whack tards in the head when they aren&#8217;t paying attention?</p>
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		<title>By: Upset Waitress</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-757</link>
		<author>Upset Waitress</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:47:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-757</guid>
		<description>Minnow, it's mop.  

Jahoonib, hi, take a peek at my shoes while you're here :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Minnow, it&#8217;s mop.  </p>
<p>Jahoonib, hi, take a peek at my shoes while you&#8217;re here <img src='http://upsetwaitress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: jahoonib</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-756</link>
		<author>jahoonib</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:29:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-756</guid>
		<description>found yoru blog. Had to see what a pissed off waitress looks like. Great picture. Funny.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>found yoru blog. Had to see what a pissed off waitress looks like. Great picture. Funny.</p>
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		<title>By: Native Minnow</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-755</link>
		<author>Native Minnow</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:34:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-755</guid>
		<description>It can't be Britney's stylist because you still have hair left.  Or is that a weave?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It can&#8217;t be Britney&#8217;s stylist because you still have hair left.  Or is that a weave?</p>
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		<title>By: Upset Waitress</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-754</link>
		<author>Upset Waitress</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 20:45:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-754</guid>
		<description>Manuel, don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

RG, it's the same stylist that Britney Spears uses.

Mark, no, cousin IT's drunken niece.

Ali, look for me on the cover of "Vogue"

Larry, that shirt is pretty much my motto.

moooog, your mother is the bearded lady isn't she?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Manuel, don&#8217;t hate me because I&#8217;m beautiful.</p>
<p>RG, it&#8217;s the same stylist that Britney Spears uses.</p>
<p>Mark, no, cousin IT&#8217;s drunken niece.</p>
<p>Ali, look for me on the cover of &#8220;Vogue&#8221;</p>
<p>Larry, that shirt is pretty much my motto.</p>
<p>moooog, your mother is the bearded lady isn&#8217;t she?</p>
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		<title>By: moooooog35</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-753</link>
		<author>moooooog35</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 18:18:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-753</guid>
		<description>I have the urge to watch "The Addams Family" now.

Cousin IT is smoking...

...in a hairy broad kind of way.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have the urge to watch &#8220;The Addams Family&#8221; now.</p>
<p>Cousin IT is smoking&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;in a hairy broad kind of way.</p>
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		<title>By: LarryLily</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-752</link>
		<author>LarryLily</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:54:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-752</guid>
		<description>Nice rack!

when its "under cover" does it become a stain shelf, catching spills?

OK, the shoes are a nice touch.  Comfy, and utilitarian.

Saw a food network show this weekend, and there was a waitress that had a T-shirt that said

"Order what you want
...Enjoy what you get"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nice rack!</p>
<p>when its &#8220;under cover&#8221; does it become a stain shelf, catching spills?</p>
<p>OK, the shoes are a nice touch.  Comfy, and utilitarian.</p>
<p>Saw a food network show this weekend, and there was a waitress that had a T-shirt that said</p>
<p>&#8220;Order what you want<br />
&#8230;Enjoy what you get&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: ali</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-751</link>
		<author>ali</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:40:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-751</guid>
		<description>Hee hee, that's fantastic.  I love the coordinated apron strings/shoe laces.  Super stylish.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hee hee, that&#8217;s fantastic.  I love the coordinated apron strings/shoe laces.  Super stylish.</p>
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		<title>By: Mark</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-750</link>
		<author>Mark</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 14:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-750</guid>
		<description>OOH - Sexy!  Cousin It's sister...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OOH - Sexy!  Cousin It&#8217;s sister&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Restaurant Gal</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-749</link>
		<author>Restaurant Gal</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 13:50:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-749</guid>
		<description>OMG, who does your hair? Are you willing to share the name of your stylist?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG, who does your hair? Are you willing to share the name of your stylist?</p>
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		<title>By: manuel</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-748</link>
		<author>manuel</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 13:20:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-748</guid>
		<description>sweet......sweet holy fuck.....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>sweet&#8230;&#8230;sweet holy fuck&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>By: Upset Waitress</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-747</link>
		<author>Upset Waitress</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:51:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-747</guid>
		<description>I hope all of you have waitress nightmares!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope all of you have waitress nightmares!</p>
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		<title>By: nursemyra</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-745</link>
		<author>nursemyra</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 08:45:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-745</guid>
		<description>only a woman in her prime can pose like that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>only a woman in her prime can pose like that.</p>
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		<title>By: Gorilla Bananas</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-743</link>
		<author>Gorilla Bananas</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 07:39:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-743</guid>
		<description>Very maternal boobs. I bet no baby of yours ever went hungry. The hairstyle is 'Cavegirl 2000 BC'.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Very maternal boobs. I bet no baby of yours ever went hungry. The hairstyle is &#8216;Cavegirl 2000 BC&#8217;.</p>
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		<title>By: Gypsy</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-742</link>
		<author>Gypsy</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:08:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-742</guid>
		<description>Ggrrrrr...don't get cute with me Missy!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ggrrrrr&#8230;don&#8217;t get cute with me Missy!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Upset Waitress</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-741</link>
		<author>Upset Waitress</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 04:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-741</guid>
		<description>Gypsy, there is not one iota of Photo-chopping in this pic.  Wasn't that the condition?  :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gypsy, there is not one iota of Photo-chopping in this pic.  Wasn&#8217;t that the condition?  <img src='http://upsetwaitress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: Gypsy</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-739</link>
		<author>Gypsy</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:56:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/06/put-your-head-on-straight/#comment-739</guid>
		<description>I KNEW you would cheat!  Ok, so now we know you have long hair, you definitely didn't get jipped in the tits department (clearly you took my share you biatch) and the overall impression is that you would be 25+ years old.  If I am way off base with my age guess it serves you right for not showing your mug and if I'm off base in your favour you may thank me later.  Question is do I accept this as completing the dare.  Hmmmmm....I'll get back to you after I've sought legal counsel.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I KNEW you would cheat!  Ok, so now we know you have long hair, you definitely didn&#8217;t get jipped in the tits department (clearly you took my share you biatch) and the overall impression is that you would be 25+ years old.  If I am way off base with my age guess it serves you right for not showing your mug and if I&#8217;m off base in your favour you may thank me later.  Question is do I accept this as completing the dare.  Hmmmmm&#8230;.I&#8217;ll get back to you after I&#8217;ve sought legal counsel.</p>
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