Comments on: The Exercise-ist

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 18:03:59 +0000

blaze, heya where have you been sister? I’m with you though, Cheez Whiz runs through my veins.

By: blazngfyre

blazngfyre — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 17:50:09 +0000

I’ll die with my arteries clogged by years of eating white-flour and overly processed food thankyouverymuch!

Biscuits & gravy …. Mmmm ….

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 17:49:57 +0000

BDS, hey welcome back from vacation! So you stuffed yourself on all the good foods. Good for you.

manuel, I know what you mean. Normal can’t get here soon enough.

Larry, an anorexic certainly would benefit from my presence. Maybe I need a career change after all.

By: LarryLily

LarryLily — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 17:36:40 +0000

You should work at the cafeteria for recovering anorexics at the Britney Spears Panic Manic Quarter-way House.

Or else the typical elementary school cafeteria.

That would get them to clean their plates!

By: manuel

manuel — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:43:45 +0000

Tell me about it, just getting the fuckers to buy some chips is a fucking chore right now……makes me feel like a pusher/dealer…….all will be back to normal soon though……

By: BDS

BDS — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:24:49 +0000

That order wouldn’t intimidate me as I love breakfast (and I’m an avid lifter/runner, so . . . ) For instance, last week on vacation I had:

Biscuits and gravy, 3 eggs scrambled, side of sausage, coffee, water, hash browns and a blueberry donut. Easy.

Keep up the intimidation.

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:05:12 +0000

Exactly moi. I suppose I could chomp down a rice cake, but it would have to be decorated with icing and served with a heap of chocolate ice cream.

By: moi

moi — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:30:45 +0000

These granola-type people got it all wrong. Why run/hike/bike/climb/swim only to then bore yourself half to death with cardboard-like sustenance? Oh, no. I’m gonna punish my body like that, I’ll damn well pamper it with the most caloric- and fat-laden food known to mankind, thank you very much.

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:05:08 +0000

Tony, that’s the same problem I have. I have given up on even wearing them. So should you. Let your man boobs flap freely

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:00:55 +0000

RG, we substitute wedge salads for fries. They think it’s healthier, especially covered with bleu cheese gravy or buckets of ranch.

Jenny, hey, where have you been lately? I know you’re training and all, but c’mon. How’s Paco? I have a feeling your ass is being inundated with emails because of your little M.I.A. stunt haha.

Gypsy, around here they just call me GOD!

Gypsy, Bitchy Witch has a nice ring to it.

Gorilla, you are right about that.

Nurse, one plate of humiliation coming right up.

daisy, your mother is a super-hero in my eyes.

Bruce, bacon is the god of all meat.

Dennis, you’re right. He was the perfect customer. But that doesn’t exclude him from my waitress wrath.

By: Tony

Tony — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 13:44:14 +0000

actually, i’m grumpy cause i need new shoes and a bra. i hate the looks i get when trying them on…especially since i refuse to try on bras over my shirt, i mean, how can i know how it will really fit?

By: Dennis

Dennis — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 13:13:33 +0000

I’m confused, UW. On the surface, the old guy seems to reflect the ideal diner. He isn’t picky, and eats & does what he’s told.

Are you just grumpy because you need new shoes and a bra?

By: Bruce

Bruce — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 11:17:15 +0000

I love bacon and I’ll take two of thoses gravy shots.

You’ve been tagged, please play along. Go to my website for more info.

By: daisyfae

daisyfae — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 10:49:00 +0000

i’ll send Mom up to visit… She’s asked to be wrapped in a side of bacon when the time comes. Ever see a 79 year old woman ask for ‘gravy shots’?

By: nursemyra

nursemyra — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:01:11 +0000

I’ll have what he’s having

By: Gorilla Bananas

Gorilla Bananas — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 08:03:58 +0000

I bet he made that order just to please you.

By: Gypsy

Gypsy — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:51:19 +0000

Or what about Bitchy witch? I’m not fussed…let me know.

By: Gypsy

Gypsy — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:49:45 +0000

That poor little old man. He probably crawled out of there on his spindly little knees and had a heart attack due to an overdose of fat and pure FEAR. Now come on Samantha (I’m calling you that from now on or do you prefer Sammy….whatever) show a little bit of mercy to the geriatric set.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 05:53:32 +0000

My arteries just clogged up to 80% by reading this post.

You’d hate me then – I’m the one asking if the cook can poach the eggs. AND, I’ll NEED whole wheat toast, NO butter and may I subsitute fruit for the hash browns?

By: Restaurant Gal

Restaurant Gal — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:42:46 +0000

My little secret–we introduced a new, really fattening lunch menu today. Oh sure, lots of salads…with bacon fat in the dressings and lots of added cheese! God, I love January. Where’s my order of fries, extra salt?