Comments on: The Exercise-ist http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:56:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-790 Upset Waitress Tue, 08 Jan 2008 18:03:59 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-790 blaze, heya where have you been sister? I'm with you though, Cheez Whiz runs through my veins. blaze, heya where have you been sister? I’m with you though, Cheez Whiz runs through my veins.

]]> By: blazngfyre http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-787 blazngfyre Tue, 08 Jan 2008 17:50:09 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-787 I'll die with my arteries clogged by years of eating white-flour and overly processed food thankyouverymuch! Biscuits & gravy .... Mmmm .... I’ll die with my arteries clogged by years of eating white-flour and overly processed food thankyouverymuch!

Biscuits & gravy …. Mmmm ….

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-786 Upset Waitress Tue, 08 Jan 2008 17:49:57 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-786 BDS, hey welcome back from vacation! So you stuffed yourself on all the good foods. Good for you. manuel, I know what you mean. Normal can't get here soon enough. Larry, an anorexic certainly would benefit from my presence. Maybe I need a career change after all. BDS, hey welcome back from vacation! So you stuffed yourself on all the good foods. Good for you.

manuel, I know what you mean. Normal can’t get here soon enough.

Larry, an anorexic certainly would benefit from my presence. Maybe I need a career change after all.

]]> By: LarryLily http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-783 LarryLily Tue, 08 Jan 2008 17:36:40 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-783 You should work at the cafeteria for recovering anorexics at the Britney Spears Panic Manic Quarter-way House. Or else the typical elementary school cafeteria. That would get them to clean their plates! You should work at the cafeteria for recovering anorexics at the Britney Spears Panic Manic Quarter-way House.

Or else the typical elementary school cafeteria.

That would get them to clean their plates!

]]> By: manuel http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-782 manuel Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:43:45 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-782 Tell me about it, just getting the fuckers to buy some chips is a fucking chore right now......makes me feel like a pusher/dealer.......all will be back to normal soon though...... Tell me about it, just getting the fuckers to buy some chips is a fucking chore right now……makes me feel like a pusher/dealer…….all will be back to normal soon though……

]]> By: BDS http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-781 BDS Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:24:49 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-781 That order wouldn't intimidate me as I love breakfast (and I'm an avid lifter/runner, so . . . ) For instance, last week on vacation I had: Biscuits and gravy, 3 eggs scrambled, side of sausage, coffee, water, hash browns and a blueberry donut. Easy. Keep up the intimidation. That order wouldn’t intimidate me as I love breakfast (and I’m an avid lifter/runner, so . . . ) For instance, last week on vacation I had:

Biscuits and gravy, 3 eggs scrambled, side of sausage, coffee, water, hash browns and a blueberry donut. Easy.

Keep up the intimidation.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-780 Upset Waitress Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:05:12 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-780 Exactly moi. I suppose I could chomp down a rice cake, but it would have to be decorated with icing and served with a heap of chocolate ice cream. Exactly moi. I suppose I could chomp down a rice cake, but it would have to be decorated with icing and served with a heap of chocolate ice cream.

]]> By: moi http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-779 moi Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:30:45 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-779 These granola-type people got it all wrong. Why run/hike/bike/climb/swim only to then bore yourself half to death with cardboard-like sustenance? Oh, no. I'm gonna punish my body like that, I'll damn well pamper it with the most caloric- and fat-laden food known to mankind, thank you very much. These granola-type people got it all wrong. Why run/hike/bike/climb/swim only to then bore yourself half to death with cardboard-like sustenance? Oh, no. I’m gonna punish my body like that, I’ll damn well pamper it with the most caloric- and fat-laden food known to mankind, thank you very much.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-778 Upset Waitress Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:05:08 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-778 Tony, that's the same problem I have. I have given up on even wearing them. So should you. Let your man boobs flap freely :) Tony, that’s the same problem I have. I have given up on even wearing them. So should you. Let your man boobs flap freely :)

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-777 Upset Waitress Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:00:55 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-777 RG, we substitute wedge salads for fries. They think it's healthier, especially covered with bleu cheese gravy or buckets of ranch. Jenny, hey, where have you been lately? I know you're training and all, but c'mon. How's Paco? I have a feeling your ass is being inundated with emails because of your little M.I.A. stunt haha. Gypsy, around here they just call me GOD! Gypsy, Bitchy Witch has a nice ring to it. :) Gorilla, you are right about that. Nurse, one plate of humiliation coming right up. daisy, your mother is a super-hero in my eyes. Bruce, bacon is the god of all meat. Dennis, you're right. He was the perfect customer. But that doesn't exclude him from my waitress wrath. RG, we substitute wedge salads for fries. They think it’s healthier, especially covered with bleu cheese gravy or buckets of ranch.

Jenny, hey, where have you been lately? I know you’re training and all, but c’mon. How’s Paco? I have a feeling your ass is being inundated with emails because of your little M.I.A. stunt haha.

Gypsy, around here they just call me GOD!

Gypsy, Bitchy Witch has a nice ring to it. :)

Gorilla, you are right about that.

Nurse, one plate of humiliation coming right up.

daisy, your mother is a super-hero in my eyes.

Bruce, bacon is the god of all meat.

Dennis, you’re right. He was the perfect customer. But that doesn’t exclude him from my waitress wrath.

]]> By: Tony http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-776 Tony Tue, 08 Jan 2008 13:44:14 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-776 actually, i'm grumpy cause i need new shoes and a bra. i hate the looks i get when trying them on...especially since i refuse to try on bras over my shirt, i mean, how can i know how it will really fit? actually, i’m grumpy cause i need new shoes and a bra. i hate the looks i get when trying them on…especially since i refuse to try on bras over my shirt, i mean, how can i know how it will really fit?

]]> By: Dennis http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-774 Dennis Tue, 08 Jan 2008 13:13:33 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-774 I'm confused, UW. On the surface, the old guy seems to reflect the ideal diner. He isn't picky, and eats & does what he's told. Are you just grumpy because you need new shoes and a bra? I’m confused, UW. On the surface, the old guy seems to reflect the ideal diner. He isn’t picky, and eats & does what he’s told.

Are you just grumpy because you need new shoes and a bra?

]]> By: Bruce http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-773 Bruce Tue, 08 Jan 2008 11:17:15 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-773 I love bacon and I'll take two of thoses gravy shots. You've been tagged, please play along. Go to my website for more info. I love bacon and I’ll take two of thoses gravy shots.

You’ve been tagged, please play along. Go to my website for more info.

]]> By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-772 daisyfae Tue, 08 Jan 2008 10:49:00 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-772 i'll send Mom up to visit... She's asked to be wrapped in a side of bacon when the time comes. Ever see a 79 year old woman ask for 'gravy shots'? i’ll send Mom up to visit… She’s asked to be wrapped in a side of bacon when the time comes. Ever see a 79 year old woman ask for ‘gravy shots’?

]]> By: nursemyra http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-771 nursemyra Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:01:11 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-771 I'll have what he's having I’ll have what he’s having

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-770 Gorilla Bananas Tue, 08 Jan 2008 08:03:58 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-770 I bet he made that order just to please you. I bet he made that order just to please you.

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-769 Gypsy Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:51:19 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-769 Or what about Bitchy witch? I'm not fussed...let me know. Or what about Bitchy witch? I’m not fussed…let me know.

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-768 Gypsy Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:49:45 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-768 That poor little old man. He probably crawled out of there on his spindly little knees and had a heart attack due to an overdose of fat and pure FEAR. Now come on Samantha (I'm calling you that from now on or do you prefer Sammy....whatever) show a little bit of mercy to the geriatric set. That poor little old man. He probably crawled out of there on his spindly little knees and had a heart attack due to an overdose of fat and pure FEAR. Now come on Samantha (I’m calling you that from now on or do you prefer Sammy….whatever) show a little bit of mercy to the geriatric set.

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-767 Jenny Tue, 08 Jan 2008 05:53:32 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-767 My arteries just clogged up to 80% by reading this post. You'd hate me then - I'm the one asking if the cook can poach the eggs. AND, I'll NEED whole wheat toast, NO butter and may I subsitute fruit for the hash browns? My arteries just clogged up to 80% by reading this post.

You’d hate me then - I’m the one asking if the cook can poach the eggs. AND, I’ll NEED whole wheat toast, NO butter and may I subsitute fruit for the hash browns?

]]> By: Restaurant Gal http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-766 Restaurant Gal Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:42:46 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/07/the-exercise-ist/#comment-766 My little secret--we introduced a new, really fattening lunch menu today. Oh sure, lots of salads...with bacon fat in the dressings and lots of added cheese! God, I love January. Where's my order of fries, extra salt? My little secret–we introduced a new, really fattening lunch menu today. Oh sure, lots of salads…with bacon fat in the dressings and lots of added cheese! God, I love January. Where’s my order of fries, extra salt?

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