Whoring for Votes.
There’s a another “Funny Blog” award going around.
I voted for The Sneeze. This blog/zine is hilarious. You have to listen to the audio clip of his/her 4 yr old opening up a box of raisins for X-mas.
You can see the contestants over here. No registration or anything, just a poll.
Anyway, this got me thinking.
Since bloggers seem fascinated with bling bling gauding up their sidebars, I started my own award. “Who Has The Most Awards” award.
You will have to put this image in your sidebar if you win, and it HAS to link right back to me. I know what you’re thinking, “that award needs to be put on a diet”. You can’t manipulate the size of this award, it has to be inserted in it’s original form. Now I know I’m going to get flooded with new friends because of this well crafted award, so all you regulars just have to bare with me while I sort through the masses of responses this contest is sure to bring. This award may even bring out the violence because bloggers are sure to be fighting for this one. I mean, who wouldn’t want the biggest award ever on their sidebar? That’s an award in it’s self!
Tony on January 8th, 2008
awesome idea…does one really have to have one anything to use the image?
Upset Waitress on January 8th, 2008
Haha Tony. I knew you would want this gorgeous award. It will only add value and beauty to any website.
Qelqoth on January 8th, 2008
I want to win that award. Looks like I’m going to be busy fabricating many awards this evening, particularly from sites that don’t even exist because those are the ones that love me just as much as I love myself.
But if anyone does catch me out, I’ll avoid a law suit and simply settle for an award which displays my unbridled passion for self loving.
Upset Waitress on January 8th, 2008
Well Quelqoth, you are lacking in awards for sure. Let’s work on gauding your nice clean site up. A perfect award would be “I love myself all the time” award.
Qelqoth on January 8th, 2008
Oh, to hell with the awards. I’m going to award myself with an Anti-Award, just to annoy anyone who wanted to see me with a serious award.
Upset Waitress on January 8th, 2008
Haha, good one!
Qelqoth on January 8th, 2008
Click my name for my brand new, anti-establishmentism award of awesomeness. Except of course, that it is an Anti-Award and therefore, doesn’t exist. Ha! How d’ya like those paradoxical blunders?
Native Minnow on January 8th, 2008
I think you should give yourself that award. Not because you have so many on your sidebar, but just for the genius of coming up with it.
Upset Waitress on January 8th, 2008
Qelqoth, “not awarded to us by us” is the best award anyone has ever come up with. Hialrious.
Minnow, my blog is pretty enough. Someone less fortunate needs this award.
Tony on January 8th, 2008
r u saying i am vain and self-important??? well, i know i am too good for common feelings like that…
Upset Waitress on January 8th, 2008
No no Tony, as a matter of fact, this award isn’t good enough for you or your blog!
Tony on January 8th, 2008
tru dat
Dennis on January 8th, 2008
I normally keep all my awards on shelves (plural) in my office, not on my blog, and I just moved so they are packed up. I swear.
Dennis on January 8th, 2008
BTW…WaiterRant was just nominated for the 2007 Reader’s Choice Award for having the “funniest blog.” There’s a punchline in there somewhere….
Upset Waitress on January 8th, 2008
WOW! I really like his blog Dennis, but it’s the least bit funny. I would find him better suited for “Most Profound” blog. Congrats Waiter! More bling bling to bog up your sidebar
Jenny on January 8th, 2008
HEY! You took my Luka Award. GIVE IT BACK.
Off to vote for YOU now.
I’m still “out” here - but needing a hiatus for awhile.
Gypsy on January 8th, 2008
You did a good job with that award. Did you snag some of those from my blog cuz they look awfully familiar. I’m impressed. Hi Jenny…..
manuel on January 8th, 2008
It’s like a big cock…..and who doesn’t want one of those?!!
Tony on January 8th, 2008
manuel - again with the chickens?
Ex-Restaurant Manager on January 8th, 2008
UW, if us regulars bare with you, how bare do we have to be? Or, since I have a hairy chest, can I bear with you? Just askin’
Blondefabulous on January 8th, 2008
I wanna win the “I ain’t won shit for my Blog” award! Why the hell are people winning awards for their drivil? Who the heck decides? When is the voting?
Upset Waitress on January 8th, 2008
Jenny, you so noticed I stole your award? I’m so proud of you. I was hoping you would pick up on that one heha
Gypsy, not, every award on that image came from your site you award hog you :). Only 17 of them I snagged from your blog
Manuel, spoken like…well, spoken like Tony!
Tony, he’s fowl, just fowl.
Ex Manager, nice to see you again
I only like my meat bare, rare and ridden of hair. You are in
lickluck!Blonde, there is no voting. Who ever is willing to put this on their sidebar deserves it with the greatest admiration. It sure is a pretty award isn’t it?
renalfailure on January 8th, 2008
Renal Failure never wins awards… because we’re too real.
But my fellow fabricator Lord Likely got nominated for Best Blog You Never Heard Of. So that’s pretty cool.
Upset Waitress on January 8th, 2008
renalfailure, it’s like the participation ribbons they give out to the little kids.
Tony on January 8th, 2008
uw, i can see you are a pun addict and i inadvertently got you off the wagon…what have i done????
Tony on January 8th, 2008
hey you dubya, i created a meme just for you
http://tonydine.blogspot.com/2008/01/you-are-all-invited-to-play.html
so i guess i am “tagging” you (not in the way i’d really like to be of course :))
nursemyra on January 9th, 2008
I was going to bring up the “bare with me” but the ex restaurant manager beat me to it….
can we see a pic of his hairy chest?
azahar on January 9th, 2008
Dang, and I was just about to ask why we all had to get naked with you … congrats on the award!
she on January 9th, 2008
grrrerhahahaha blog awards…i dont have any. but i promise need year you will be awarded with a CD for christmas….by the time i saw your note…i was “away from my desk” good to see ya grrrrrl and i loved your comments at the troll’s. grrrerhahahaha ditto that with “heath food store cashiers” please!
Henry The Guard-Mule on January 9th, 2008
I came in second in the “Most Hated Troll” contest. That guy who “jacks off in liberal’s salads” won. I thought my work was more refined but I didn’t campaign as aggressively as he did.
Native Minnow on January 9th, 2008
How about the “whoring for more praise from the waitress” award?
(see today’s post for more info)
Upset Waitress on January 9th, 2008
Tony, you mean I really gotta do a meme? Alright, lemme get real drunk and I’ll do it tonight.
nurse, so you like the gorilla look?
azhar, you are so welcome!
She, oh really I get a CD next year? I only begged you for days haha. I’m pushy! Thanks for letting me get my way
Henry, I don’t know about the “Troll Award”. I would give you the “Most meme-iest” award for sure:)
Minnow, oh oh I have a feeling there’s pics involved!
Jenny on January 9th, 2008
See? Aren’t you happy that “SHE” offered to give you a CD on your merit? Huh? Huh?
Of course, you’ll have to wait a year.
Upset Waitress on January 9th, 2008
Jenny, I’m happier than a piggy in crap. Did you have anything to do with this?
moooooog35 on January 10th, 2008
Ooooh…I smell a “Shart of My Heart” award in Upset Waitress’ future.
Yeah..my award has a picture of a guy with shit on his ass.
It’s classy.
BDS on January 10th, 2008
I totally dig this idea as the more the better, the bigger the better and who doesn’t want to display the biggest, baddest award on their blog?
I wouldn’t even know how to place one on mine, but that doesn’t mean I’m not coveting it like crazy.
blazngfyre on January 10th, 2008
Ya know …. bigger ISN’T always better …….
Or so I’ve been told.
Upset Waitress on January 10th, 2008
moooog, what a shitty award.
BDS, are you compensating for something?
Blaze, as women, we already know the truth.
bent on January 11th, 2008
Now THAT is a fantastic way to handle your child’s indiscressions!