Comments on: Whoring for Votes. http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:21:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: bent http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-857 bent Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:33:54 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-857 Now THAT is a fantastic way to handle your child's indiscressions! Now THAT is a fantastic way to handle your child’s indiscressions!

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-827 Upset Waitress Thu, 10 Jan 2008 22:01:31 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-827 moooog, what a shitty award. BDS, are you compensating for something? Blaze, as women, we already know the truth. moooog, what a shitty award.

BDS, are you compensating for something?

Blaze, as women, we already know the truth.

]]> By: blazngfyre http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-826 blazngfyre Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:12:41 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-826 Ya know .... bigger ISN'T always better ....... Or so I've been told. Ya know …. bigger ISN’T always better …….

Or so I’ve been told.

]]> By: BDS http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-825 BDS Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:49:46 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-825 I totally dig this idea as the more the better, the bigger the better and who doesn't want to display the biggest, baddest award on their blog? I wouldn't even know how to place one on mine, but that doesn't mean I'm not coveting it like crazy. I totally dig this idea as the more the better, the bigger the better and who doesn’t want to display the biggest, baddest award on their blog?

I wouldn’t even know how to place one on mine, but that doesn’t mean I’m not coveting it like crazy.

]]> By: moooooog35 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-824 moooooog35 Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:02:49 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-824 Ooooh...I smell a "Shart of My Heart" award in Upset Waitress' future. Yeah..my award has a picture of a guy with shit on his ass. It's classy. Ooooh…I smell a “Shart of My Heart” award in Upset Waitress’ future.

Yeah..my award has a picture of a guy with shit on his ass.

It’s classy.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-822 Upset Waitress Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:32:19 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-822 Jenny, I'm happier than a piggy in crap. Did you have anything to do with this? :) Jenny, I’m happier than a piggy in crap. Did you have anything to do with this? :)

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-821 Jenny Wed, 09 Jan 2008 22:28:09 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-821 See? Aren't you happy that "SHE" offered to give you a CD on your merit? Huh? Huh? Of course, you'll have to wait a year. See? Aren’t you happy that “SHE” offered to give you a CD on your merit? Huh? Huh?

Of course, you’ll have to wait a year.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-819 Upset Waitress Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:42:10 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-819 Tony, you mean I really gotta do a meme? Alright, lemme get real drunk and I'll do it tonight. nurse, so you like the gorilla look? azhar, you are so welcome! She, oh really I get a CD next year? I only begged you for days haha. I'm pushy! Thanks for letting me get my way :) Henry, I don't know about the "Troll Award". I would give you the "Most meme-iest" award for sure:) Minnow, oh oh I have a feeling there's pics involved! Tony, you mean I really gotta do a meme? Alright, lemme get real drunk and I’ll do it tonight.

nurse, so you like the gorilla look?

azhar, you are so welcome!

She, oh really I get a CD next year? I only begged you for days haha. I’m pushy! Thanks for letting me get my way :)

Henry, I don’t know about the “Troll Award”. I would give you the “Most meme-iest” award for sure:)

Minnow, oh oh I have a feeling there’s pics involved!

]]> By: Native Minnow http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-818 Native Minnow Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:17:12 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-818 How about the "whoring for more praise from the waitress" award? (see today's post for more info) How about the “whoring for more praise from the waitress” award?

(see today’s post for more info)

]]> By: Henry The Guard-Mule http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-816 Henry The Guard-Mule Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:15:35 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-816 I came in second in the "Most Hated Troll" contest. That guy who "jacks off in liberal's salads" won. I thought my work was more refined but I didn't campaign as aggressively as he did. I came in second in the “Most Hated Troll” contest. That guy who “jacks off in liberal’s salads” won. I thought my work was more refined but I didn’t campaign as aggressively as he did.

]]> By: she http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-815 she Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:27:16 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-815 grrrerhahahaha blog awards...i dont have any. but i promise need year you will be awarded with a CD for christmas....by the time i saw your note...i was "away from my desk" good to see ya grrrrrl and i loved your comments at the troll's. grrrerhahahaha ditto that with "heath food store cashiers" please! grrrerhahahaha blog awards…i dont have any. but i promise need year you will be awarded with a CD for christmas….by the time i saw your note…i was “away from my desk” good to see ya grrrrrl and i loved your comments at the troll’s. grrrerhahahaha ditto that with “heath food store cashiers” please!

]]> By: azahar http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-814 azahar Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:46:58 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-814 Dang, and I was just about to ask why we all had to get naked with you ... congrats on the award! Dang, and I was just about to ask why we all had to get naked with you … congrats on the award!

]]> By: nursemyra http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-813 nursemyra Wed, 09 Jan 2008 08:24:04 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-813 I was going to bring up the "bare with me" but the ex restaurant manager beat me to it.... can we see a pic of his hairy chest? I was going to bring up the “bare with me” but the ex restaurant manager beat me to it….

can we see a pic of his hairy chest?

]]> By: Tony http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-812 Tony Wed, 09 Jan 2008 04:27:31 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-812 hey you dubya, i created a meme just for you http://tonydine.blogspot.com/2008/01/you-are-all-invited-to-play.html so i guess i am "tagging" you (not in the way i'd really like to be of course :)) hey you dubya, i created a meme just for you
http://tonydine.blogspot.com/2008/01/you-are-all-invited-to-play.html

so i guess i am “tagging” you (not in the way i’d really like to be of course :))

]]> By: Tony http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-811 Tony Wed, 09 Jan 2008 04:03:09 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-811 uw, i can see you are a pun addict and i inadvertently got you off the wagon...what have i done???? uw, i can see you are a pun addict and i inadvertently got you off the wagon…what have i done????

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-810 Upset Waitress Wed, 09 Jan 2008 02:23:07 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-810 renalfailure, it's like the participation ribbons they give out to the little kids. :) renalfailure, it’s like the participation ribbons they give out to the little kids. :)

]]> By: renalfailure http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-809 renalfailure Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:56:07 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-809 Renal Failure never wins awards... because we're too real. But my fellow fabricator Lord Likely got nominated for <a href="http://performancing.com/performancing-awards/best-blogs-youve-never-heard-performancing-awards-2007-readers-choice-poll" rel="nofollow"> Best Blog You Never Heard Of.</a> So that's pretty cool. Renal Failure never wins awards… because we’re too real.

But my fellow fabricator Lord Likely got nominated for Best Blog You Never Heard Of. So that’s pretty cool.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-808 Upset Waitress Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:49:23 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-808 Jenny, you so noticed I stole your award? I'm so proud of you. I was hoping you would pick up on that one heha :) Gypsy, not, every award on that image came from your site you award hog you :). Only 17 of them I snagged from your blog :) Manuel, spoken like...well, spoken like Tony! Tony, he's fowl, just fowl. Ex Manager, nice to see you again :) I only like my meat bare, rare and ridden of hair. You are in <strike>lick</strike> luck! Blonde, there is no voting. Who ever is willing to put this on their sidebar deserves it with the greatest admiration. It sure is a pretty award isn't it? :) Jenny, you so noticed I stole your award? I’m so proud of you. I was hoping you would pick up on that one heha :)

Gypsy, not, every award on that image came from your site you award hog you :). Only 17 of them I snagged from your blog :)

Manuel, spoken like…well, spoken like Tony!

Tony, he’s fowl, just fowl.

Ex Manager, nice to see you again :) I only like my meat bare, rare and ridden of hair. You are in lick luck!

Blonde, there is no voting. Who ever is willing to put this on their sidebar deserves it with the greatest admiration. It sure is a pretty award isn’t it? :)

]]> By: Blondefabulous http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-807 Blondefabulous Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:18:56 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-807 I wanna win the "I ain't won shit for my Blog" award! Why the hell are people winning awards for their drivil? Who the heck decides? When is the voting? I wanna win the “I ain’t won shit for my Blog” award! Why the hell are people winning awards for their drivil? Who the heck decides? When is the voting?

]]> By: Ex-Restaurant Manager http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-806 Ex-Restaurant Manager Wed, 09 Jan 2008 00:45:24 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-806 UW, if us regulars bare with you, how bare do we have to be? Or, since I have a hairy chest, can I bear with you? Just askin' UW, if us regulars bare with you, how bare do we have to be? Or, since I have a hairy chest, can I bear with you? Just askin’

]]> By: Tony http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-805 Tony Wed, 09 Jan 2008 00:39:41 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-805 manuel - again with the chickens? manuel - again with the chickens?

]]> By: manuel http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-804 manuel Wed, 09 Jan 2008 00:30:06 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-804 It's like a big cock.....and who doesn't want one of those?!! It’s like a big cock…..and who doesn’t want one of those?!!

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-803 Gypsy Wed, 09 Jan 2008 00:02:56 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-803 You did a good job with that award. Did you snag some of those from my blog cuz they look awfully familiar. I'm impressed. Hi Jenny..... You did a good job with that award. Did you snag some of those from my blog cuz they look awfully familiar. I’m impressed. Hi Jenny…..

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-802 Jenny Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:01:08 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-802 HEY! You took my Luka Award. GIVE IT BACK. Off to vote for YOU now. I'm still "out" here - but needing a hiatus for awhile. HEY! You took my Luka Award. GIVE IT BACK.

Off to vote for YOU now.

I’m still “out” here - but needing a hiatus for awhile.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-801 Upset Waitress Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:19:39 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-801 WOW! I really like his blog Dennis, but it's the least bit funny. I would find him better suited for "Most Profound" blog. Congrats Waiter! More bling bling to bog up your sidebar :) WOW! I really like his blog Dennis, but it’s the least bit funny. I would find him better suited for “Most Profound” blog. Congrats Waiter! More bling bling to bog up your sidebar :)

]]> By: Dennis http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-800 Dennis Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:04:20 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-800 BTW...WaiterRant was just nominated for the 2007 Reader's Choice Award for having the "funniest blog." There's a punchline in there somewhere.... BTW…WaiterRant was just nominated for the 2007 Reader’s Choice Award for having the “funniest blog.” There’s a punchline in there somewhere….

]]> By: Dennis http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-799 Dennis Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:01:49 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-799 I normally keep all my awards on shelves (plural) in my office, not on my blog, and I just moved so they are packed up. I swear. I normally keep all my awards on shelves (plural) in my office, not on my blog, and I just moved so they are packed up. I swear.

]]> By: Tony http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-798 Tony Tue, 08 Jan 2008 20:36:07 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-798 tru dat tru dat

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-797 Upset Waitress Tue, 08 Jan 2008 19:37:04 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-797 No no Tony, as a matter of fact, this award isn't good enough for you or your blog! No no Tony, as a matter of fact, this award isn’t good enough for you or your blog!

]]> By: Tony http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-796 Tony Tue, 08 Jan 2008 18:45:24 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-796 r u saying i am vain and self-important??? well, i know i am too good for common feelings like that... r u saying i am vain and self-important??? well, i know i am too good for common feelings like that…

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-795 Upset Waitress Tue, 08 Jan 2008 18:31:25 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-795 Qelqoth, "not awarded to us by us" is the best award anyone has ever come up with. Hialrious. :) Minnow, my blog is pretty enough. Someone less fortunate needs this award. Qelqoth, “not awarded to us by us” is the best award anyone has ever come up with. Hialrious. :)

Minnow, my blog is pretty enough. Someone less fortunate needs this award.

]]> By: Native Minnow http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-794 Native Minnow Tue, 08 Jan 2008 18:19:14 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-794 I think you should give yourself that award. Not because you have so many on your sidebar, but just for the genius of coming up with it. I think you should give yourself that award. Not because you have so many on your sidebar, but just for the genius of coming up with it.

]]> By: Qelqoth http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-793 Qelqoth Tue, 08 Jan 2008 18:13:45 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-793 Click my name for my brand new, anti-establishmentism award of awesomeness. Except of course, that it is an Anti-Award and therefore, doesn't exist. Ha! How d'ya like those paradoxical blunders? :D Click my name for my brand new, anti-establishmentism award of awesomeness. Except of course, that it is an Anti-Award and therefore, doesn’t exist. Ha! How d’ya like those paradoxical blunders? :D

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-792 Upset Waitress Tue, 08 Jan 2008 18:09:38 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-792 Haha, good one! Haha, good one!

]]> By: Qelqoth http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-791 Qelqoth Tue, 08 Jan 2008 18:04:13 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-791 Oh, to hell with the awards. I'm going to award myself with an Anti-Award, just to annoy anyone who wanted to see me with a serious award. :D Oh, to hell with the awards. I’m going to award myself with an Anti-Award, just to annoy anyone who wanted to see me with a serious award. :D

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-789 Upset Waitress Tue, 08 Jan 2008 18:00:11 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-789 Well Quelqoth, you are lacking in awards for sure. Let's work on gauding your nice clean site up. A perfect award would be "I love myself all the time" award. :) Well Quelqoth, you are lacking in awards for sure. Let’s work on gauding your nice clean site up. A perfect award would be “I love myself all the time” award. :)

]]> By: Qelqoth http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-788 Qelqoth Tue, 08 Jan 2008 17:53:30 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-788 I want to win that award. Looks like I'm going to be busy fabricating many awards this evening, particularly from sites that don't even exist because those are the ones that love me just as much as I love myself. But if anyone does catch me out, I'll avoid a law suit and simply settle for an award which displays my unbridled passion for self loving. I want to win that award. Looks like I’m going to be busy fabricating many awards this evening, particularly from sites that don’t even exist because those are the ones that love me just as much as I love myself.

But if anyone does catch me out, I’ll avoid a law suit and simply settle for an award which displays my unbridled passion for self loving.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-785 Upset Waitress Tue, 08 Jan 2008 17:45:18 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-785 Haha Tony. I knew you would want this gorgeous award. It will only add value and beauty to any website. :) Haha Tony. I knew you would want this gorgeous award. It will only add value and beauty to any website. :)

]]> By: Tony http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-784 Tony Tue, 08 Jan 2008 17:38:11 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/08/whoring-for-votes/#comment-784 awesome idea...does one really have to have one anything to use the image? awesome idea…does one really have to have one anything to use the image?

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