Comments on: The meanest mom. http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:10:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-864 Mark Sat, 12 Jan 2008 01:51:42 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-864 "Mark, what? Did you catch your pecker in the door?" Yeah. Yours. And I'm on the West Coast. Sheesh. You said you lost your nipples when microwaves came out. Sounds painful so I said "Ouch". Loses a lot when I have to explain and it had fuckall to begin with... “Mark, what? Did you catch your pecker in the door?”

Yeah. Yours. And I’m on the West Coast.

Sheesh. You said you lost your nipples when microwaves came out. Sounds painful so I said “Ouch”.

Loses a lot when I have to explain and it had fuckall to begin with…

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-861 Upset Waitress Sat, 12 Jan 2008 00:11:43 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-861 Nick, He wouldn't survive the lesson. Mark, what? Did you catch your pecker in the door? BDS, in the dictionary, next to the word brutal is my picture. Henry, yeap...I agree. moooog, Blaze, Your only mistake was leaving the bed and dresser and desk. I would have even taken the pattern off the wall-paper! moi, thank you for the comliment, but remember, NEVER become a mother! Ambassador, I'm sorry, I didn't realize I had two sons :P Cake, I tell my child to go ahead and call child services because that will be the last phone call he ever makes. And just remember the police can't get there faster than you can be done! Nick, He wouldn’t survive the lesson.

Mark, what? Did you catch your pecker in the door?

BDS, in the dictionary, next to the word brutal is my picture.

Henry, yeap…I agree.

moooog,

Blaze, Your only mistake was leaving the bed and dresser and desk. I would have even taken the pattern off the wall-paper!

moi, thank you for the comliment, but remember, NEVER become a mother!

Ambassador, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I had two sons :P

Cake, I tell my child to go ahead and call child services because that will be the last phone call he ever makes. And just remember the police can’t get there faster than you can be done!

]]> By: havingmycake http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-859 havingmycake Fri, 11 Jan 2008 22:25:49 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-859 My teen keeps threatening me with Childline and the Social Services because Im refusing to argue with her. Apparently being calm and patronising is child abuse and an infringement of her civil rights to full on verbal arguing... My teen keeps threatening me with Childline and the Social Services because Im refusing to argue with her. Apparently being calm and patronising is child abuse and an infringement of her civil rights to full on verbal arguing…

]]> By: The Bad Ambassador http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-858 The Bad Ambassador Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:40:59 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-858 <i>I hit him in the head every so often, and when he asks, “What was that for?” I simply answer, “Nothing. Do something and see what happens.”</i> My old man used to give me a clip around the ear the odd time when was passed each other in the house. I'd ask "What was that for?" and he'd say "I used to be your age... you're either coming from doing something you shouldn't have or you're on your way to do something you shouldn't.... and if neither of those are true its for something you did that I haven't found out about yet. I love Daddy Ambassador I hit him in the head every so often, and when he asks, “What was that for?” I simply answer, “Nothing. Do something and see what happens.”

My old man used to give me a clip around the ear the odd time when was passed each other in the house.

I’d ask “What was that for?”

and he’d say

“I used to be your age… you’re either coming from doing something you shouldn’t have or you’re on your way to do something you shouldn’t…. and if neither of those are true its for something you did that I haven’t found out about yet.

I love Daddy Ambassador

]]> By: moi http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-856 moi Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:29:22 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-856 Slain children? Mmmmm . . . tastes like chicken. And were I a mother? I'd want to be just like you. Slain children? Mmmmm . . . tastes like chicken. And were I a mother? I’d want to be just like you.

]]> By: Blazngfyre http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-855 Blazngfyre Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:24:42 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-855 BRILLIANT! Of course, this is coming from the woman that juts took away all my 12yo Christmas pressies. His grades were not up to par. (God love the internet and school system for allowing me to check his grades whenever I want!) So, being the 'good Mom' I am, I let him open all his presents on Christmas, and use them all through his break, now that he's back in school, ALL HIS PRESENTS BELONG TO ME AND HE MUST EARN THEM BACK! Oh, and is it so wrong that I removed all the crap from his bedroom except his bed, dresser and desk? Yeah, he has to earn that shit back too. BRILLIANT!

Of course, this is coming from the woman that juts took away all my 12yo Christmas pressies.
His grades were not up to par. (God love the internet and school system for allowing me to check his grades whenever I want!)
So, being the ‘good Mom’ I am, I let him open all his presents on Christmas, and use them all through his break, now that he’s back in school, ALL HIS PRESENTS BELONG TO ME AND HE MUST EARN THEM BACK!

Oh, and is it so wrong that I removed all the crap from his bedroom except his bed, dresser and desk?
Yeah, he has to earn that shit back too.

]]> By: moooooog35 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-854 moooooog35 Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:05:06 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-854 Yes, to answer your question, you CAN sell slain children on Ebay. However, they have to resemble Elvis, Jesus or the Virgin Mary. Try Craigslist...they're less stringent. Yes, to answer your question, you CAN sell slain children on Ebay.

However, they have to resemble Elvis, Jesus or the Virgin Mary.

Try Craigslist…they’re less stringent.

]]> By: Henry The Guard-Mule http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-853 Henry The Guard-Mule Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:41:51 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-853 The mean thing, in the character-development sense, was that she bought the lazy little puke-faced wigger a car in the first place. The mean thing, in the character-development sense, was that she bought the lazy little puke-faced wigger a car in the first place.

]]> By: BDS http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-852 BDS Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:35:18 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-852 You definitely put the other mom to shame. I think the worst bit is waiting a week to whip some ass - the delayed whack coupled with the driving humiliation sounds brutal. And if not Ebay, go with Craig's List where the really bizarre goods are sold. You definitely put the other mom to shame. I think the worst bit is waiting a week to whip some ass - the delayed whack coupled with the driving humiliation sounds brutal.

And if not Ebay, go with Craig’s List where the really bizarre goods are sold.

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-851 Mark Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:24:49 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-851 OUCH... OUCH…

]]> By: Nick Phillips http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-850 Nick Phillips Fri, 11 Jan 2008 07:03:55 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-850 Boy, you ARE the meanest mom! LOL! Can I send my son to you? He might learn something there ... LOL! <a HREF="http://pacemanspiff.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">Spiff, The Spaceman</A> Boy, you ARE the meanest mom! LOL! Can I send my son to you? He might learn something there … LOL!

Spiff, The Spaceman

]]> By: jahooni http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-849 jahooni Fri, 11 Jan 2008 04:09:14 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-849 yes, I am the whore. yes, I am the whore.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-848 Upset Waitress Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:45:10 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-848 jahooni, you are whoring for votes too? Mark, I lost my nipples when microwaves first came out. jahooni, you are whoring for votes too?

Mark, I lost my nipples when microwaves first came out.

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-847 Mark Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:38:36 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-847 "Mark, my camera lens is too small for really big tits pics." That's okay, I like nipples too. “Mark, my camera lens is too small for really big tits pics.”

That’s okay, I like nipples too.

]]> By: jahooni http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-846 jahooni Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:16:59 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-846 I left you a comment on my blog.... I left you a comment on my blog….

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-845 Upset Waitress Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:02:59 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-845 jahooni, that's just off the top of my head. I can even be meaner. jahooni, that’s just off the top of my head. I can even be meaner.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-844 Upset Waitress Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:01:53 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-844 She, nothing is impervious to pain. You're just not hitting it hard enough. Mark, my camera lens is too small for really big <strike>tits</strike> pics. She, nothing is impervious to pain. You’re just not hitting it hard enough.

Mark, my camera lens is too small for really big tits pics.

]]> By: jahooni http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-843 jahooni Fri, 11 Jan 2008 02:59:24 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-843 Yes I would say that is very mean. very mean indeed and funny! Yes I would say that is very mean. very mean indeed and funny!

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-842 Mark Fri, 11 Jan 2008 02:53:19 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-842 "I look like her with bigger milkers." Sheesh. No pics??? “I look like her with bigger milkers.”

Sheesh. No pics???

]]> By: she http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-841 she Fri, 11 Jan 2008 02:11:40 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-841 how are you with tree climbing dogs? the "impervious to pain" kind? grrherhaha how are you with tree climbing dogs? the “impervious to pain” kind? grrherhaha

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-840 Upset Waitress Fri, 11 Jan 2008 01:28:15 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-840 Mark, Roller skates don't have back seats but you can still fcuk in roller skates. Remember "Roller Girl"? I look like her with bigger milkers. Mark, Roller skates don’t have back seats but you can still fcuk in roller skates. Remember “Roller Girl”? I look like her with bigger milkers.

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-839 Mark Fri, 11 Jan 2008 01:23:12 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-839 "I don’t know why young men need cars anyway. Roller-skates should be good enough at that age." Sheesh. Roller skates don't have a back seat to fuck in. C'mon, people! Do I have to do all the thinking around here??? “I don’t know why young men need cars anyway. Roller-skates should be good enough at that age.”

Sheesh. Roller skates don’t have a back seat to fuck in.

C’mon, people! Do I have to do all the thinking around here???

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-838 Upset Waitress Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:47:05 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-838 Ohhhhh, you mean "me" whipping your ass. Golly you put yourself in between a turd sandwich. I get ya now :P Jeese Tony! Ohhhhh, you mean “me” whipping your ass. Golly you put yourself in between a turd sandwich. I get ya now :P Jeese Tony!

]]> By: Tony http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-837 Tony Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:39:35 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-837 really, bisexual? well, now that you mention it....nope, still thinking of you whipping me, sorry... really, bisexual? well, now that you mention it….nope, still thinking of you whipping me, sorry…

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-836 Upset Waitress Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:23:07 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-836 Manuel, I don't know how old you think I am but if you say it again I will brand a Swastika into your forehead :P Manuel, I don’t know how old you think I am but if you say it again I will brand a Swastika into your forehead :P

]]> By: manuel http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-835 manuel Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:20:26 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-835 you're just such a sweetie.......you could have been charlie manson's mum....... you’re just such a sweetie…….you could have been charlie manson’s mum…….

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-834 Upset Waitress Thu, 10 Jan 2008 23:43:34 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-834 Tony, that makes you sound bi-sexual! :) Gorilla, roller skates? It would take too long for him to get back from the liquor store. Tony, that makes you sound bi-sexual! :)

Gorilla, roller skates? It would take too long for him to get back from the liquor store.

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-833 Gypsy Thu, 10 Jan 2008 23:41:44 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-833 I've got an uncontrollable urge to call you Joan.....as in Joan Crawford, Mommie Dearest......:) I’ve got an uncontrollable urge to call you Joan…..as in Joan Crawford, Mommie Dearest……:)

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-832 Gorilla Bananas Thu, 10 Jan 2008 23:37:08 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-832 "pre-chewing the old foggies meat pudding." That's not a sexual thing is it. That would be going too far. I don't know why young men need cars anyway. Roller-skates should be good enough at that age. “pre-chewing the old foggies meat pudding.”

That’s not a sexual thing is it. That would be going too far. I don’t know why young men need cars anyway. Roller-skates should be good enough at that age.

]]> By: Tony http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-831 Tony Thu, 10 Jan 2008 23:28:27 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-831 all i retained from this post was "whip his ass" and uncontrollable urge to call UW mommy...is that odd? all i retained from this post was “whip his ass” and uncontrollable urge to call UW mommy…is that odd?

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-830 Upset Waitress Thu, 10 Jan 2008 23:26:15 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-830 Dennis, hahalaha. Well, I should have known that I couldn't sell a slain kid on E-bay. It's a "Live" auction site after all. You funny man :) Minnow, No car for kids? What about jet-packs? Oh, and E-bay doesn't even sell ammunition. I had to look else where. Dennis, hahalaha. Well, I should have known that I couldn’t sell a slain kid on E-bay. It’s a “Live” auction site after all. You funny man :)

Minnow, No car for kids? What about jet-packs? Oh, and E-bay doesn’t even sell ammunition. I had to look else where.

]]> By: Native Minnow http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-829 Native Minnow Thu, 10 Jan 2008 23:17:31 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-829 There's a good chance that my kids aren't ever going to get a car in the first place, so that punishment wouldn't work for them. As for selling slain children on ebay, I'm pretty sure anything goes. Oh, and Dennis, your comment about getting rid of the pieces on half.com killed me. There’s a good chance that my kids aren’t ever going to get a car in the first place, so that punishment wouldn’t work for them.

As for selling slain children on ebay, I’m pretty sure anything goes.

Oh, and Dennis, your comment about getting rid of the pieces on half.com killed me.

]]> By: Dennis http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-828 Dennis Thu, 10 Jan 2008 23:12:39 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/10/the-meanest-mom/#comment-828 Not on eBay...but I think you can unload the pieces on Half.com (don't quote me on that). And tell your kid I want my shirt back. Not on eBay…but I think you can unload the pieces on Half.com (don’t quote me on that).

And tell your kid I want my shirt back.

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