When my old man suggested that I try wearing a corset I smacked the shit out of him. What?, does he think I’m gravity challenged? Does he feel I need my own zip code? Then today he took me to get my hair cut. My hair was so long that when we spooned it got wrapped around his genitalia and I would yank him out of bed when I got up for work in the morning. While we were out he convinced me to look at the corset he had thought would look good on me. The bastard was right. I liked it a lot. While I was in the changing room he handed me a sheer black shirt and a pair of black stilettos. When I came out, two men dropped the purses they were holding for their old ladies. That’s when I realized that my boyfriend was at least half gay. Now it wasn’t the fact that he had impeccable taste in womens clothes. It was the fact that he was checking out the other guys butts. When we got home I couldn’t get him to stop eating. I told him I had to write a post. He let me off the bed so I could tell you about it all. Well, I have to g…g…g…GO! It’s time for desert.
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on January 11th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Are you trying to tell us you would rather write a post than let your paramour eat you out? Second question: Is your butt as firm as it looks?
on January 11th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Gorilla, a woman can only cum so many times before she has to smoke a cigarette. Secondly, if it weren’t for my under-alls, my ass would hang to the ground.
on January 11th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
wow………I’ve tried to get LMM to wank me out of bed but alas no…..oh you said yank….not wank….
on January 11th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
“Well, I have to g…g…g…GO! It’s time for desert.”
Don’t forget to give us the update…
on January 11th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Geez Sammy, you look HOT HOT HOT girl. Now get your ass back in that bed and tell us all about it when you get finished – I need to live vicariously through you ya know so don’t let me down.
on January 12th, 2008 at 1:53 am
No wonder he’s hungry! You are totally edible! The corset is groovy, but it’s the person in it that makes it spectacular – i’m thinkin’ he wouldn’t be gnawin’ on it if it were laying on the bed without you! Girls and hardware… it’s a beautiful thing!
on January 12th, 2008 at 3:51 am
Wear that to work and I guarantee you’ll make a lot more in tips every night.
on January 12th, 2008 at 5:18 am
I dig your look. You should let your old man dress you more often
on January 12th, 2008 at 7:44 am
it’s time for the desert?
stay in bed and have some strawberries and cream instead.
you’ll only get sand in your crack if you go to the desert
on January 12th, 2008 at 9:23 am
Is your old man any relation to Carson Kressly from Queer Eye? That outfit is smokin’!
on January 12th, 2008 at 9:54 am
I was a busboy my first job wow if the waitresses i worked with looked at all as you do i would have tipped them and bussed their tables even before they needed it LOL those sex and the city girls have nothing on you miss waitress hope you enjoyed your dddd DESSERTTTTTTTTTTT
on January 12th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Great outfit, terrible typo
on January 12th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
manuel, either way works.
Mark, UPDATE:
Gypsy, mmmmmmmmm
daisy, he was gnawing on it in the store window when I found him
Minnow, I don’t see how putting on my clothes is going to help me get tips!
Ali, I keep saying that, but all he understands is the undressing part.
nurse, No, I prefer the desert. There you can get a big prick!
Blonde, No, Kressly has to study for 10 years at Gay University to learn how to get half as gay as my boyfriend.
Cake, I was preoccupied.
on January 12th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Robert, hey welcome to my corner! Aren’t all waitresses hot?
on January 12th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
nice to see you’ve come up for air and are still alive! do you want me to ship you a ‘loaner collection’ of corsets and assorted hardware or are you doing some more shopping?
on January 12th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
“nurse, No, I prefer the desert. There you can get a big prick!”
Osama Bin Laden, Assad the Dorktator, Ahmadinenutjob, Prince Bandar – take your pick. The desert is full of them.
on January 12th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
daisy, That’s so nice of you. DO you care what kind of condition they are in when I return them? Or wait, what kind of condition are they in first?
Mark, Dorktator, Ahmadinenujob…. Hahahla;ah
on January 12th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Stop making it obligatory for me to jerk off everytime I visit this page.
on January 12th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Just don’t forget to clean up your mess Qelqoth
on January 12th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
upset ummmmmm have you been to a dennys lately??? LOL many waitresses are hot especially upset ones who wear shiny black stilettos not to mention the outfit senorita waitress es muy caliente mucho si si
on January 13th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
I’ve never been into a Denny’s Robert. Aren’t all waitresses hot though?
on January 13th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
So where did you get all this stuff. Not that I really care, need it, or anything like that, but, um…where?
on January 13th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
In Key West
on January 14th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
“when we spooned it got wrapped around his genitalia and I would yank him out of bed when I got up for work”
[blink] What a wake-up call.
on January 15th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Yep, it does look good…but cutting the hair? I think it is a sin for women to EVER cut their hair. But then, all we have to do is pull it, not wash it and whatnot, so I guess it’s your call