Comments on: Who Wouldn’t Want a Dirty Fork?

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 04:19:50 +0000

Whore Mark. Whore!

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 01:38:14 +0000

Why thank you, UW! Got me all excited now!!!

;o)>

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:30:45 +0000

Mark, you are so hot, if you were a car door I would slam you all day long.

By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 07:01:58 +0000

Hot?

He’s not a Californian.

You already know a hot Californian. Me.

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 02:07:29 +0000

LBB, Hi there

By: LBB

LBB — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 23:44:45 +0000

Oh, I like this blog already!

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 20:36:32 +0000

Mark, yes yes. Ahh well. At least your governor is hot!

RG, Thanks. A bunch. It makes me want to serve everything on paper plates with plastic forks! How someone gets that upset over a dirty fork?

By: Restaurant Gal

Restaurant Gal — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:55:43 +0000

Oh good, I am glad they found you! I tossed their sorry asses out of my restaurant

By: Mark

Mark — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 05:36:45 +0000

“Trees don’t have pulses right?”

Right. But they don’t insult people from California either, you bitch…

;o)>

Ha! Seriously, I’ll take something warm and wiggly over a banana tree any day, even if it doesn’t like me because I happen to come from the best state in the union…

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 23:49:34 +0000

Haha Mark. As drunk as my cook is, he still knows a tasty ass. Why he drills them holes in the banana trees is beyond me though. Trees don’t have pulses right?

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 23:40:12 +0000

“Really, it is not pretty from a servers end.”

That’s not what the cook told me…

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 23:19:03 +0000

Jahooni, please don’t make me go on a rant about Cali’s. Really, it is not pretty from a servers end. I promise Cali’s, Carolinians, and Canadians are not something I wish to get into I’m not drunk enough. helahaha

By: jahooni

jahooni — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 23:04:41 +0000

Oh go Fork yourself!

what is it about Califonians? what is exactly wrong with us? Do tell…

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 20:52:21 +0000

Haha Tony. No worries, it’s not like the puns are cramping your style or anything.

By: Tony

Tony — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 20:23:19 +0000

i really got to cut this pun shit out…it’s starting to warp me in a bad way…

By: Tony

Tony — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 20:22:45 +0000

uw - as long as you and i can spoon after, i don’t care how dirty the fork is…

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 19:37:11 +0000

Gypsy, what do expect from someone who gets 2.13 per hour? I can’t even crack a smile for that crap wage.

Blonde, I’ve done it in the walk-in more than a dozen times. We even had an orgy in there once.

azahar, Yes it’s very funny Haha! Monty Python is a fav.

auntybelle, hi, glad you’re here No, you are hilarious.

Minnow, why does everything have to be about your incredible anal? Do you at least like fishing spots?

By: Native Minnow

Native Minnow — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:57:31 +0000

I must be incredibly anal (no pun intended) because I don’t even like it when my forks have spots on them.

By: auntybelle

auntybelle — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:37:08 +0000

Hilarious!

By: azahar

azahar — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:00:10 +0000

Ever seen this?

The Restaurant Sketch (or The Dirty Fork)

By: Blondefabulous

Blondefabulous — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:15:05 +0000

Couldn’t do that either. What really got you in trouble was the forking of customers!

By: Gypsy

Gypsy — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 15:10:29 +0000

Hey Sammy, didn’t they teach you in that establishment that the customer is ALWAYS right??? Geez, good help is SO hard to find these days….:)

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 14:00:14 +0000

Blonde, so what was his policy on “Forking” in the workplace?

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 13:59:10 +0000

daisy, I wear that crown loud and proud. Thank you

Mark, a good fork up the ass does the body good.

Gorilla, I can tell the Cali’s by the way they act. They don’t eat stuff that grows in dirt.

Manuel, good one. Really. That was good.

Gypsy, have you been paying attention to my blog? I’m the one that calls the shots.

Mark, we have an excuse. Gorilla and I are very sheltered Floridians.

By: Blondefabulous

Blondefabulous — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 13:46:07 +0000

I once told a chef “Don’t fork with me” cause the manager had a rule we couldn’t curse in the workplace. That rule didn’t last long…..

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 13:35:28 +0000

Gorilla Bananas -

Yeah, we have horns, cloven hooves and pitchforks.

By: Gypsy

Gypsy — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:50:42 +0000

I’d like some hot, spicy sauce to go with that dirty fork and make it snappy Waitress. These days there is only a very small window of opportunity so hop to it my lovely.

By: manuel

manuel — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:58:27 +0000

I gave someone a dirty fork once………huh there you go…not very interesting….what i cant have an off day?

By: Gorilla Bananas

Gorilla Bananas — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:46:31 +0000

Maybe it got dirty because she already forked herself with it. Can you tell Californians by the way they look?

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:28:57 +0000

Sounds like someone needs a good assforking…

By: daisyfae

daisyfae — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 03:52:08 +0000

damn. i am NEVER asking a server for anything ever again. i’ve already started busing my own table and leaving 25% tips since i started hanging out here… seriously, you crack me up. happy drunken blogger waitresses rule the earth!