So I heard that Britney Spears is converting to the Muslum faith. Many people are upset. Not me. If Muhamed or Allah wants some crazy twit, they can have her. I suppose it will be a welcome change from teaching a harem of virgins how to deep throat. I wonder if she knows that a burka is not a cloak of invisiblity until you move to the middle East. My old man says he can’t wait to see her neatly shaved twat peering out from the depths of her burka as she is getting out of her Mercedes that she wrapped around a camel, posted on the internet. To tell you the truth, I can’t wait to go on with my life Britney free. It will take ten years of psycotherapy to get over all the crap the media shoved in my brain about someone I wouldn’t pee on if they were on fire. Unless I could get royalties from the pictures the Paparazzi take. Until then, here’s another Britney post because like Fox, I got nothing else.
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on January 15th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
What a f**ked up girl. Sorry…didn’t mean to judge. But seriously. She had life by the balls — I mean, we all go through changes and phases and make bad decisions, but this poor girl’s life is a train wreck, and the only one who doesn’t seem to notice is Britney. I’ve been putting it off, but I really have to call her.
on January 15th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Dennis, let me go through my rolodex, I think I have the number to the Betty Ford Clinic.
on January 15th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
She is totally out of effing control! Obviously, she needs better drugs than the ones she’s been plying herself with. What a disgrace.
on January 16th, 2008 at 2:19 am
Oh great, that’s gonna give them one more silly reason to hate the west! LOL!
on January 16th, 2008 at 2:25 am
Life is tough for bald Muslim women. They get mistaken for the Genie of the Lamp, so she better learn a few magic tricks. Do you think her cha-cha it tight enough to fire ping-pong balls?
on January 16th, 2008 at 3:24 am
you got nuthin’ else?
no matter. britney dirt’s good enough for me
on January 16th, 2008 at 7:10 am
I was having an intense “discussion” with my husband last night on how the Islamic faith is really a peaceful religon, but the extreamists have taken it and made it all about hate and exclusion. Now Brit has to go over to there and make it worse? They need to call out the guys with tranq guns, tranq her, and drag her ass to a REAL rehab where they get her actually dry and straightened out. Don’t see it happening though. I’m waiting for her to go all Anna Nicole and find some old geezer with ine foot in the grave. Yeesh!
on January 16th, 2008 at 7:11 am
i’ve often suggested that if the US really wants to destroy other countries, exporting our television shows, celeb-u-tards and ’shopping as recreation’ culture would be easier and less expensive than bombing this shit out of them. i mean, there’s bombs, and then there’s BOMBS!
on January 16th, 2008 at 9:22 am
Poor Britters, she is just a walking, talking tragedy waiting to happen. The only way she can outdo herself now is to drop dead in some seedy hotel littered with drug paraphenalia and empty vodka bottles. It’s gonna happen people…..
on January 16th, 2008 at 10:50 am
I filed this Britney story under the heading of “I’ll believe it when I see her riding a camel in the desert w/ a Burka,” which is likely to never happen.
Now committing her to a mental institution in 2008 seems very reasonable and I would lay even money on that one.
on January 16th, 2008 at 11:07 am
so it’s britney that’s causing you to go to therapy huh…are you sure?
on January 16th, 2008 at 11:48 am
No Brains + Too Much Money + White Trash Tendencies = Very Public Train Wreck. Let the muslims have her. The amusement potential is endless.
on January 16th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
I thought you were joking until I web-searched “Crack-Whore Britney AND Muslib Filth”.
on January 16th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Woeful, what do they use when they euthanise a dog? Because that would be a better drug.
Nick, as if bombing the shit out of them wasn’t just quite enough.
Gorilla, her love cave isn’t tight. I bet she hides a few weapons of mass destruction in her cootchie.
Nurse, she is good for conversation. Her and O.J Simpson would make a great couple. Maybe he can even get rid of her for us?
Blonde, no no no, she will die in a car accident while the papparazzi is chasing her. That’s what Rosie O’donnell seems to think anyways.
Daisy, If that’s true, Britney is a STINK bomb.
Gypsy, that’s just what the C.I.A wants you to believe.
BDS, yea, her definition of the desert is Vegas. I bet no mental institution would have her.
Tony, fine, if you have to know, it all started on the day I was born…..
Blackiswhite, hi there
Endless? For the easily amused.
Henry, LOLing. You sicko haha.
on January 16th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Ha! I hadn’t heard that Brit is going Muslim.
Any chance they’ll stone her?
Great work on the pic.
on January 16th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Blackiswhite has it right – entertainment value at its finest! Hey, lets see if we can put together a few bones and make the finest reality show out there!
on January 16th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Gawd you are FUNNY! did you do this picture? Now that is talent.
on January 16th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
WTF, waitress… did you know that the advert widget for this entry showed up as “SingleMuslim.com”?!?!?
on January 16th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
LBB, she is already stoned.
bent, maybe Britney’s kids and Anna Nicole’s kid will end up at the same orphanage.
jahooni, yes I am a PS pro LOL. I can butcher anything.
daisy, hahha, yea isn’t that funny? Thank Google for that joke
on January 16th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
lets see if this works
on January 16th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
It works!