Pop Goes The Jihad.
So I heard that Britney Spears is converting to the Muslum faith. Many people are upset. Not me. If Muhamed or Allah wants some crazy twit, they can have her. I suppose it will be a welcome change from teaching a harem of virgins how to deep throat. I wonder if she knows that a burka is not a cloak of invisiblity until you move to the middle East. My old man says he can’t wait to see her neatly shaved twat peering out from the depths of her burka as she is getting out of her Mercedes that she wrapped around a camel, posted on the internet. To tell you the truth, I can’t wait to go on with my life Britney free. It will take ten years of psycotherapy to get over all the crap the media shoved in my brain about someone I wouldn’t pee on if they were on fire. Unless I could get royalties from the pictures the Paparazzi take. Until then, here’s another Britney post because like Fox, I got nothing else.
Dennis on January 15th, 2008
What a f**ked up girl. Sorry…didn’t mean to judge. But seriously. She had life by the balls — I mean, we all go through changes and phases and make bad decisions, but this poor girl’s life is a train wreck, and the only one who doesn’t seem to notice is Britney. I’ve been putting it off, but I really have to call her.
Upset Waitress on January 15th, 2008
Dennis, let me go through my rolodex, I think I have the number to the Betty Ford Clinic.
Woeful on January 15th, 2008
She is totally out of effing control! Obviously, she needs better drugs than the ones she’s been plying herself with. What a disgrace.
Nick Phillips on January 16th, 2008
Oh great, that’s gonna give them one more silly reason to hate the west! LOL!
Gorilla Bananas on January 16th, 2008
Life is tough for bald Muslim women. They get mistaken for the Genie of the Lamp, so she better learn a few magic tricks. Do you think her cha-cha it tight enough to fire ping-pong balls?
nursemyra on January 16th, 2008
you got nuthin’ else?
no matter. britney dirt’s good enough for me
Blondefabulous on January 16th, 2008
I was having an intense “discussion” with my husband last night on how the Islamic faith is really a peaceful religon, but the extreamists have taken it and made it all about hate and exclusion. Now Brit has to go over to there and make it worse? They need to call out the guys with tranq guns, tranq her, and drag her ass to a REAL rehab where they get her actually dry and straightened out. Don’t see it happening though. I’m waiting for her to go all Anna Nicole and find some old geezer with ine foot in the grave. Yeesh!
daisyfae on January 16th, 2008
i’ve often suggested that if the US really wants to destroy other countries, exporting our television shows, celeb-u-tards and ’shopping as recreation’ culture would be easier and less expensive than bombing this shit out of them. i mean, there’s bombs, and then there’s BOMBS!
Gypsy on January 16th, 2008
Poor Britters, she is just a walking, talking tragedy waiting to happen. The only way she can outdo herself now is to drop dead in some seedy hotel littered with drug paraphenalia and empty vodka bottles. It’s gonna happen people…..
BDS on January 16th, 2008
I filed this Britney story under the heading of “I’ll believe it when I see her riding a camel in the desert w/ a Burka,” which is likely to never happen.
Now committing her to a mental institution in 2008 seems very reasonable and I would lay even money on that one.
Tony on January 16th, 2008
so it’s britney that’s causing you to go to therapy huh…are you sure?
Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on January 16th, 2008
No Brains + Too Much Money + White Trash Tendencies = Very Public Train Wreck. Let the muslims have her. The amusement potential is endless.
Henry The Guard-Mule on January 16th, 2008
I thought you were joking until I web-searched “Crack-Whore Britney AND Muslib Filth”.
Upset Waitress on January 16th, 2008
Woeful, what do they use when they euthanise a dog? Because that would be a better drug.
Nick, as if bombing the shit out of them wasn’t just quite enough.
Gorilla, her love cave isn’t tight. I bet she hides a few weapons of mass destruction in her cootchie.
Nurse, she is good for conversation. Her and O.J Simpson would make a great couple. Maybe he can even get rid of her for us?
Blonde, no no no, she will die in a car accident while the papparazzi is chasing her. That’s what Rosie O’donnell seems to think anyways.
Daisy, If that’s true, Britney is a STINK bomb.
Gypsy, that’s just what the C.I.A wants you to believe.
BDS, yea, her definition of the desert is Vegas. I bet no mental institution would have her.
Tony, fine, if you have to know, it all started on the day I was born…..
Blackiswhite, hi there
Endless? For the easily amused.
Henry, LOLing. You sicko haha.
LBB on January 16th, 2008
Ha! I hadn’t heard that Brit is going Muslim.
Any chance they’ll stone her?
Great work on the pic.
bent on January 16th, 2008
Blackiswhite has it right - entertainment value at its finest! Hey, lets see if we can put together a few bones and make the finest reality show out there!
jahooni on January 16th, 2008
Gawd you are FUNNY! did you do this picture? Now that is talent.
daisyfae on January 16th, 2008
WTF, waitress… did you know that the advert widget for this entry showed up as “SingleMuslim.com”?!?!?
Upset Waitress on January 16th, 2008
LBB, she is already stoned.
bent, maybe Britney’s kids and Anna Nicole’s kid will end up at the same orphanage.
jahooni, yes I am a PS pro LOL. I can butcher anything.
daisy, hahha, yea isn’t that funny? Thank Google for that joke
SoHoS on January 16th, 2008
lets see if this works
Upset Waitress on January 16th, 2008
It works!