Comments on: Porking Bacon http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:10:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Axey http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-1131 Axey Wed, 23 Jan 2008 22:47:09 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-1131 Hey Mark, UW is my groupie and I'm claiming her back. You wannadance baby? Hey Mark, UW is my groupie and I’m claiming her back. You wannadance baby?

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-1007 Mark Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:06:41 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-1007 "Mark, I’ve done more for a cig than for a 20$." Hell, babe, I'll even give you a light... “Mark, I’ve done more for a cig than for a 20$.”

Hell, babe, I’ll even give you a light…

]]> By: jahooni http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-1001 jahooni Fri, 18 Jan 2008 23:15:48 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-1001 Oh man my tummy hurts from laughing... whew! Oh man my tummy hurts from laughing…
whew!

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-994 Upset Waitress Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:08:30 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-994 Yea but I can totally see you getting those search terms Qelqoth. Hah. :) Yea but I can totally see you getting those search terms Qelqoth. Hah. :)

]]> By: Qelqoth http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-991 Qelqoth Fri, 18 Jan 2008 17:57:18 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-991 That is quite amusing although mine are completely off the fucking scale. Enjoy: http://www.cultofqelqoth.com/qelqoth/?p=46 That is quite amusing although mine are completely off the fucking scale. Enjoy:

http://www.cultofqelqoth.com/qelqoth/?p=46

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-988 Upset Waitress Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:42:59 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-988 Blaze, I just ate bacon wrapped in bacon. It was like a heart attack on a plate. Mmmm. Minnow, of course it does. We've had this discussion before, I'm sure of it :) Mark, I've done more for a cig than for a 20$. Blaze, I just ate bacon wrapped in bacon. It was like a heart attack on a plate. Mmmm.

Minnow, of course it does. We’ve had this discussion before, I’m sure of it :)

Mark, I’ve done more for a cig than for a 20$.

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-981 Mark Fri, 18 Jan 2008 05:04:57 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-981 "Mark’s picking on my ads. Money is money." You're such a WHORE! I love it. What else will you do for a nice, crisp twenty dollar bill? “Mark’s picking on my ads. Money is money.”

You’re such a WHORE! I love it.

What else will you do for a nice, crisp twenty dollar bill?

]]> By: Native Minnow http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-980 Native Minnow Fri, 18 Jan 2008 00:42:28 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-980 So long as it's not sizzling that is. So long as it’s not sizzling that is.

]]> By: Native Minnow http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-979 Native Minnow Fri, 18 Jan 2008 00:42:03 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-979 Thinking a little more about this, I'd bet bacon grease makes for a great lubricant. Thinking a little more about this, I’d bet bacon grease makes for a great lubricant.

]]> By: blazngfyre http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-978 blazngfyre Thu, 17 Jan 2008 21:36:17 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-978 Waitress luv, you just KNOW that EVERYTHING is better wrapped in Bacon! :D Sometimes though, you can only use the Bacon grease. Just a thought ... :D Waitress luv, you just KNOW that EVERYTHING is better wrapped in Bacon! :D

Sometimes though, you can only use the Bacon grease.
Just a thought …

:D

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-977 Upset Waitress Thu, 17 Jan 2008 21:33:48 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-977 Mark's picking on my ads. Money is money. Gorilla, Maybe Paris, but Paris is trying to settle down. Minnow, who was more sore? The one searching? Or the one with pressed breasts? LBB, how do you know chickens have tender loins? Quit fcuking chickens. Gypsy, if they're leaving here smiling, them I'm not doing something right. Tony, That's funny, I searched for "schoolmarm fantasy" and found your site. moooog, what was that? You said two mutts? bent, I can think of worse things to put you off your appetite. Buffalo, Heya, welcome :) Mark’s picking on my ads. Money is money.

Gorilla, Maybe Paris, but Paris is trying to settle down.

Minnow, who was more sore? The one searching? Or the one with pressed breasts?

LBB, how do you know chickens have tender loins? Quit fcuking chickens.

Gypsy, if they’re leaving here smiling, them I’m not doing something right.

Tony, That’s funny, I searched for “schoolmarm fantasy” and found your site.

moooog, what was that? You said two mutts?

bent, I can think of worse things to put you off your appetite.

Buffalo, Heya, welcome :)

]]> By: Buffalo http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-976 Buffalo Thu, 17 Jan 2008 20:19:45 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-976 I tracked you from Blazn's joint. Note that tracking is different from stalking. I'm not sure of the difference, but surely there is. Enjoyed the visit. Fair warning, I'll be back. I tracked you from Blazn’s joint. Note that tracking is different from stalking. I’m not sure of the difference, but surely there is.

Enjoyed the visit. Fair warning, I’ll be back.

]]> By: bent http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-975 bent Thu, 17 Jan 2008 19:11:45 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-975 Perhaps when the clown put that in he thought he would find some porn on a dude porking some poor pig? And great, now with that visual I can't eat bacon anymore. Perhaps when the clown put that in he thought he would find some porn on a dude porking some poor pig?

And great, now with that visual I can’t eat bacon anymore.

]]> By: moooooog35 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-974 moooooog35 Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:19:40 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-974 Helpful tip: Put some peanut butter on it THEN put on the baco-bits. Dogs love it. ..um... Perchance I've said too much. Helpful tip:

Put some peanut butter on it THEN put on the baco-bits.

Dogs love it.

..um…

Perchance I’ve said too much.

]]> By: Tony http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-973 Tony Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:26:45 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-973 all i ever get for searches is "sensitive fantastic well-hung lover" and they all get pointed to my site...and leave quickly (i put that in there to take away the punchline from all you lame ass bitches :) all i ever get for searches is “sensitive fantastic well-hung lover” and they all get pointed to my site…and leave quickly (i put that in there to take away the punchline from all you lame ass bitches :)

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-972 Gypsy Thu, 17 Jan 2008 09:28:44 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-972 It cracks me up when people find my blog using some fairly debauched phrases. They must leave so disappointed. I bet none of them leave here without a smile on their face :) It cracks me up when people find my blog using some fairly debauched phrases. They must leave so disappointed. I bet none of them leave here without a smile on their face :)

]]> By: LBB http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-971 LBB Thu, 17 Jan 2008 08:31:00 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-971 Maybe he was just talking about chicken. Bacon-wrapped chicken tenderloins. Mmmmm. Maybe he was just talking about chicken. Bacon-wrapped chicken tenderloins. Mmmmm.

]]> By: Native Minnow http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-970 Native Minnow Thu, 17 Jan 2008 07:24:47 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-970 I love the things people type into Google and then end up on various blog sites. Just last night someone was directed to mine by searching for 'pressed breasts' but they had to have been sorely disappointed. I love the things people type into Google and then end up on various blog sites. Just last night someone was directed to mine by searching for ‘pressed breasts’ but they had to have been sorely disappointed.

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-969 Gorilla Bananas Thu, 17 Jan 2008 07:22:35 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-969 This is one of the many innocent pleasure that Britney will have to give up. No more cock-and-bacon sandwiches. I think she needs a big sister figure, Upset Waitress. This is one of the many innocent pleasure that Britney will have to give up. No more cock-and-bacon sandwiches. I think she needs a big sister figure, Upset Waitress.

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-967 Mark Thu, 17 Jan 2008 04:14:27 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-967 "Cook Bacon Microwave Bargain Prices. Smart Deals. Save on Cook Bacon Microwave!" Ha - that's the ad at the bottom of your site! I think they misspelled "cock", though... “Cook Bacon Microwave
Bargain Prices. Smart Deals. Save on Cook Bacon Microwave!”

Ha - that’s the ad at the bottom of your site! I think they misspelled “cock”, though…

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-966 Upset Waitress Thu, 17 Jan 2008 03:49:36 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-966 Woeful, everybody's favorite holiday activity :) Erik, I would have, but I couldn't find a microwave safe dildo. Blackiswhite, that's right, because bosses don't have brains to absorb ideas. Woeful, everybody’s favorite holiday activity :)

Erik, I would have, but I couldn’t find a microwave safe dildo.

Blackiswhite, that’s right, because bosses don’t have brains to absorb ideas.

]]> By: Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-965 Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Thu, 17 Jan 2008 03:25:23 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-965 "And I won’t post pics like that on here because I use this computer at work." I agree. You can't go giving bosses ideas. ;-) “And I won’t post pics like that on here because I use this computer at work.”

I agree. You can’t go giving bosses ideas. ;-)

]]> By: Erik http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-964 Erik Thu, 17 Jan 2008 03:15:19 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-964 You'll want to microwave that bacon while it's wrapped around a surrogate ding-a-ling, then you'll get a nice bacon clock ring. Guaranteed! You’ll want to microwave that bacon while it’s wrapped around a surrogate ding-a-ling, then you’ll get a nice bacon clock ring. Guaranteed!

]]> By: Woeful http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-963 Woeful Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:35:16 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-963 On Christmas day, the number one search term that hit my blog was, "BDSM." ;-) On Christmas day, the number one search term that hit my blog was, “BDSM.” ;-)

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-962 Upset Waitress Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:23:27 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-962 Awww shucks, thanks SoHos. :) You earned a bumper sticker! Awww shucks, thanks SoHos. :) You earned a bumper sticker!

]]> By: SoHoS http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-961 SoHoS Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:19:53 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-961 Love your blog! Love your blog!

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-960 Mark Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:04:44 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-960 Actually, I think that comment took. And you know, it <i>was</i> cool. :o)> Actually, I think that comment took. And you know, it was cool.

:o)>

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-959 Upset Waitress Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:02:08 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-959 I fixed you, but remember next time you submit a comment, look at your site address in the "url" field and change it. You are missing a dot in there.....So you found me from Mark ? I guess he has a whole clan of goofballs. Welcome to my little corner of drunk waitress drivel :) I fixed you, but remember next time you submit a comment, look at your site address in the “url” field and change it. You are missing a dot in there…..So you found me from Mark ? I guess he has a whole clan of goofballs. Welcome to my little corner of drunk waitress drivel :)

]]> By: SoHoS http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-956 SoHoS Thu, 17 Jan 2008 01:56:16 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-956 Ok did you fix me???? Thank you! :) Ok did you fix me???? Thank you! :)

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-955 Upset Waitress Thu, 17 Jan 2008 01:52:48 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-955 SoHos, heya, the other white meat! Mark, Hey, I had a real cool comment for you on your blog and for shits sake it gave me a "bugger". End of rant. Actually, I prefer to stalk my meat with beers in my hands. SoHos, heya, the other white meat!

Mark, Hey, I had a real cool comment for you on your blog and for shits sake it gave me a “bugger”. End of rant.

Actually, I prefer to stalk my meat with beers in my hands.

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-953 Mark Thu, 17 Jan 2008 01:36:06 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-953 How about meat with a beer chaser? How about meat with a beer chaser?

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-952 Upset Waitress Thu, 17 Jan 2008 01:24:44 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-952 It's slow. What can I say. Aren't you the one talking about cabinets, shelves, and dirty ceilings? Palease. At least I got bacon and penises, 2 of 3 of my favorite things :) Err, maybe I mis-understood your comment. Well, I might as well mention my 3rd favorite thing, beer with meat garnish! It’s slow. What can I say. Aren’t you the one talking about cabinets, shelves, and dirty ceilings? Palease. At least I got bacon and penises, 2 of 3 of my favorite things :)

Err, maybe I mis-understood your comment. Well, I might as well mention my 3rd favorite thing, beer with meat garnish!

]]> By: manuel http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-951 manuel Thu, 17 Jan 2008 01:16:56 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-951 nice......just really really nice....I got nothing else....strange week this week.... nice……just really really nice….I got nothing else….strange week this week….

]]> By: SoHoS http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-950 SoHoS Thu, 17 Jan 2008 00:48:12 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/16/porking-bacon/#comment-950 Sausage and bacon???Yum!!!!! Sausage and bacon???Yum!!!!!

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