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	<title>Comments on: Lost Remote Control.</title>
	<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/</link>
	<description>Just slinging eggs</description>
	<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:50:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Ribeye of your Dreams</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1172</link>
		<author>Ribeye of your Dreams</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 22:11:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1172</guid>
		<description>I must have the remote in the picture...for...personal reasons..

&lt;a href="http://www.ragingserver.com" rel="nofollow"&gt;RagingServer.com&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I must have the remote in the picture&#8230;for&#8230;personal reasons..</p>
<p><a href="http://www.ragingserver.com" rel="nofollow">RagingServer.com</a></p>
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		<title>By: Upset Waitress</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1074</link>
		<author>Upset Waitress</author>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 01:40:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1074</guid>
		<description>Dennis, yes, and a garden gnome factory in Alaska

manuel, next time try opening your eyes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dennis, yes, and a garden gnome factory in Alaska</p>
<p>manuel, next time try opening your eyes.</p>
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		<title>By: manuel</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1071</link>
		<author>manuel</author>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 00:19:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1071</guid>
		<description>Ha! 24 hours later and I still couldn't find it....the girlfriend walks in and puts her hand right on it......and the remote</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ha! 24 hours later and I still couldn&#8217;t find it&#8230;.the girlfriend walks in and puts her hand right on it&#8230;&#8230;and the remote</p>
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		<title>By: Dennis</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1066</link>
		<author>Dennis</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 18:21:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1066</guid>
		<description>Wow! You own a quarry?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow! You own a quarry?</p>
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		<title>By: Upset Waitress</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1053</link>
		<author>Upset Waitress</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 01:40:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1053</guid>
		<description>manuel, check in your ass next to the ham sandwich.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>manuel, check in your ass next to the ham sandwich.</p>
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		<title>By: manuel</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1052</link>
		<author>manuel</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 00:58:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1052</guid>
		<description>I shit you not I've been searching for my remote for an hour now.....going fucking mental.....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I shit you not I&#8217;ve been searching for my remote for an hour now&#8230;..going fucking mental&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>By: Upset Waitress</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1051</link>
		<author>Upset Waitress</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 00:14:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1051</guid>
		<description>Blonde, these remotes are customized at the factory.

Mark, your assuming someone would let you do something with them.  Silly boy!

Woeful, I'm the funniest person I know :)

Nick, no it's a special order form Sweden. 

Nursey, spreading your legs on a street corner works just as well.

Gypsy, am I even here sis?  It's all about Nick?  :P  

azahar, need to teach that pussy of yours some manners!

Buffalo, I didn't lose all my marbles, I still have all my aggies and shooters.

Erik, I've benn arrested for a lot less.  Any chance to get into hand-cuffs.

walker, so that was you last Tuesday night???

Gorilla, yes and I can't get it off with turpentine.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Blonde, these remotes are customized at the factory.</p>
<p>Mark, your assuming someone would let you do something with them.  Silly boy!</p>
<p>Woeful, I&#8217;m the funniest person I know <img src='http://upsetwaitress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Nick, no it&#8217;s a special order form Sweden. </p>
<p>Nursey, spreading your legs on a street corner works just as well.</p>
<p>Gypsy, am I even here sis?  It&#8217;s all about Nick?  <img src='http://upsetwaitress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
<p>azahar, need to teach that pussy of yours some manners!</p>
<p>Buffalo, I didn&#8217;t lose all my marbles, I still have all my aggies and shooters.</p>
<p>Erik, I&#8217;ve benn arrested for a lot less.  Any chance to get into hand-cuffs.</p>
<p>walker, so that was you last Tuesday night???</p>
<p>Gorilla, yes and I can&#8217;t get it off with turpentine.</p>
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		<title>By: Gorilla Bananas</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1050</link>
		<author>Gorilla Bananas</author>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 23:05:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1050</guid>
		<description>I think you should keep it in holster attached to the inside of your right thigh. I'm guessing you've already got something on your left thigh.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think you should keep it in holster attached to the inside of your right thigh. I&#8217;m guessing you&#8217;ve already got something on your left thigh.</p>
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		<title>By: walker</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1049</link>
		<author>walker</author>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 20:16:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1049</guid>
		<description>I lost a red gummy.
Did it have one eye and did say rewind one the back on the back?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I lost a red gummy.<br />
Did it have one eye and did say rewind one the back on the back?</p>
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		<title>By: Erik</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1048</link>
		<author>Erik</author>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 17:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1048</guid>
		<description>Were people in these skirts when you looked up them?  You could get arrested for that</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Were people in these skirts when you looked up them?  You could get arrested for that</p>
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		<title>By: Buffalo</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1047</link>
		<author>Buffalo</author>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 16:40:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1047</guid>
		<description>I'm thinkin' it was your marbles, not your buttons, that you misplaced.  I could be wrong though.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m thinkin&#8217; it was your marbles, not your buttons, that you misplaced.  I could be wrong though.</p>
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		<title>By: azahar</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1046</link>
		<author>azahar</author>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 16:32:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1046</guid>
		<description>Seconding nursemyra's comment - I wish!

Very funny remote ... when I lost the one for my heater I eventually found in my black cat's lair under the bed.  That guy is such a little bandit.

Check out this cat burglar - he is really something else!

&lt;a href="http://simonthecatburglar.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow"&gt;Simon&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seconding nursemyra&#8217;s comment - I wish!</p>
<p>Very funny remote &#8230; when I lost the one for my heater I eventually found in my black cat&#8217;s lair under the bed.  That guy is such a little bandit.</p>
<p>Check out this cat burglar - he is really something else!</p>
<p><a href="http://simonthecatburglar.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">Simon</a></p>
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		<title>By: Gypsy</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1045</link>
		<author>Gypsy</author>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 13:47:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1045</guid>
		<description>Hey Nick if you find one can you get me one too??  Awesome!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Nick if you find one can you get me one too??  Awesome!</p>
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		<title>By: nursemyra</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1044</link>
		<author>nursemyra</author>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 09:56:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1044</guid>
		<description>wish I could just call up a big dick by pressing a remote *sigh*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wish I could just call up a big dick by pressing a remote *sigh*</p>
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		<title>By: Nick Phillips</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1043</link>
		<author>Nick Phillips</author>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 08:31:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1043</guid>
		<description>Urmmm, do they by any chance have that remote on ebay?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Urmmm, do they by any chance have that remote on ebay?</p>
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		<title>By: Woeful</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1042</link>
		<author>Woeful</author>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 05:51:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1042</guid>
		<description>"I even got a tip, 17 cents."
Sweet... LMAO!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I even got a tip, 17 cents.&#8221;<br />
Sweet&#8230; LMAO!!</p>
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		<title>By: Mark</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1041</link>
		<author>Mark</author>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 03:48:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1041</guid>
		<description>There's a female version out there too.

Has the tits feature.

Always thought it would be nice to adjust the sweater pups depending on what you wanted to do with them...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s a female version out there too.</p>
<p>Has the tits feature.</p>
<p>Always thought it would be nice to adjust the sweater pups depending on what you wanted to do with them&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Blondefabulous</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1040</link>
		<author>Blondefabulous</author>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 03:40:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1040</guid>
		<description>I need me one of those,... but instead of the beer key it needs a vodka key!! Celiac's took away my beer drinkin' so now all I can have is the hard stuff, which apparently the sex key will take care of too!! :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I need me one of those,&#8230; but instead of the beer key it needs a vodka key!! Celiac&#8217;s took away my beer drinkin&#8217; so now all I can have is the hard stuff, which apparently the sex key will take care of too!! <img src='http://upsetwaitress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: Upset Waitress</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1038</link>
		<author>Upset Waitress</author>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 03:24:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1038</guid>
		<description>USA, a record for ya?  Slacker! :P</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>USA, a record for ya?  Slacker! <img src='http://upsetwaitress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: USA_Admiral</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1037</link>
		<author>USA_Admiral</author>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 03:09:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/19/lost-remote-control/#comment-1037</guid>
		<description>Looking up the 16 skirts cracked me up. That would be a record for me.

Thanks for the linkage Doll.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looking up the 16 skirts cracked me up. That would be a record for me.</p>
<p>Thanks for the linkage Doll.</p>
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