I really like eating breakfast. So I got to thinking, which always gets me into trouble. I love Fruit loops. When the sun comes up I head strait for the bathroom. What? I’m only human. Then it’s off to the kitchen for a big bowl of my favorite cereal. Only this morning, I had run out of orange juice and of coarse the kid used the last box of milk I got for Christmas. I was still a little hung over, so I decided to drink my last Natural Ice beer. I had seen a movie where some serious drunk ate corn flakes and beer so I thought… why not? Let me tell you why not. BLAH! NYA! EEEEEOOOOOH! OH MY… Ick. However, as you get closer to the end of the bowl most of your taste buds will have committed suicide. On a brighter note, the sugar makes the beer foamy so you always have a good head in your mouth. I’m sticking with stale Doritos and Sangria. You can’t go wrong with wine and cheese.
NOTE: I’m working 16 hr. shifts right now, so don’t think I’m putting any of you lovelys off. I’m slowly making the rounds. Bare with meh =)
on January 20th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
desperation once drove a roommate and i to make a box of kraft macaroni and cheese with coffeemate powder, since we didn’t have any liquid milk (it had congealed in the fridge). i’ll take the stale doritos and sangria…
on January 20th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Daisy, oooohh I love foods you can walk across!
on January 21st, 2008 at 1:09 am
Sounds like a wholesome breakfast to get your day off to a great start….but will it keep you regular? At my age I have to think of these things…
on January 21st, 2008 at 2:45 am
Locusts and wild honey does it for me. Do you ever eat muesli?
on January 21st, 2008 at 3:56 am
muesli and margaritas works well
on January 21st, 2008 at 6:45 am
I’ll bare with you. Then it’ll be easier to have a good head in your mouth.
Ba-dump.
BEAR with me, you mean. Or maybe you meant what you wrote…
on January 21st, 2008 at 9:43 am
You’ve got a cast-iron stomach if you can stand that concotion. Brutal. Just stay away from the Mad Dog – Frosted Flakes and you’ll be OK.
on January 21st, 2008 at 11:12 am
Reminds me of Hell Weekend with the Kappas all those years ago. Until you have brushed your teeth with Milwaukee’s Beast, you just have not lived.
on January 21st, 2008 at 11:52 am
A 40 ouncer with some cocoa puffs…sounds good, doesn’t it?
Ugh, 16 hour shifts…that is brutal. May your feet have peace!
on January 21st, 2008 at 12:40 pm
eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
on January 21st, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Stale jumbo pretzel and warm-ish rum was my Sunday breakfast.
Yummy for da’ tummy!
I am sending sweet dreams of hot, sudsy Epsom Salt bath for the tootsies.
on January 21st, 2008 at 1:16 pm
“I’m only human.”
Really?
on January 21st, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Gypsy, yea, it’s like colon blow.
Gorilla, YUCK!
Nursey, alcohol and anything works well.
Mark, quit bragging because I know better.
BDS, I eat cast iron for dinner.
Blackiswhite, toothpaste and beer, sounds like a mint julep.
bent, makes me go coo coo.
Blonde, a true connoisseur.
Blaze, so you speak fluent warm-ish ?
Buffalo, Theologians and Darwinians have been debating it for years but I’m pretty confident that I’m human.
on January 21st, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Mark beat me to the pun about “a good head in your mouth.”
That’ll teach me not to check in earlier.
on January 21st, 2008 at 6:49 pm
I just threw up in my mouth. I don’t care how hung over I get. I will never eat cereal with beer! wasn’t there any left over pizza or shit from the night before?? I say Vodka with it would have been a better choice
on January 21st, 2008 at 7:11 pm
“Mark, quit bragging because I know better.”
You wish.
on January 21st, 2008 at 7:22 pm
breakfast? pfft….go straight to lunch…..bloody mary time…..try that with your kellogs….
on January 21st, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Minnow, the earlier pecker gets the tongue.
jahooni, you think my post is disgusting, but you will vomit in your own mouth?
Mark, I don’t have to, I’m a woman.
manuel, I can’t skip breakfast, it’s the most important meal of the day. Mimosas all the way! Til lunch shift of course.
on January 21st, 2008 at 9:25 pm
“Mark, I don’t have to, I’m a woman.”
That may be true but I’m the only guy who has MINE.
on January 21st, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Blackiswhite, toothpaste and beer, sounds like a mint julep.
Actually, calling Beast “beer” is overly generous, but the work “urine” was already being used.
I say Vodka with it would have been a better choice
V’da is always a better choice.
on January 22nd, 2008 at 12:54 am
Damn girl Natural Ice!!! No wonder you were hung over. I don’t recall ever drinking that shit and not passing out. Of course I drink 5 of those 24 oz. cans to do so…….but I won’t even go near that stuff unless I can’t afford anything better and I’m looking to get annihilated. It’s Budweiser’s version of Cisco.
on January 22nd, 2008 at 9:51 pm
Blackiswhite, how about minced hotdogs and Beast? Sound delectable. Go out white trash style!
Snappy, hi there! Yea it’s my choice of drink. Not because it’s cheap, but because it shits in my face. I mean it makes me shit faced.