Fruitloops The Natural Way.
I really like eating breakfast. So I got to thinking, which always gets me into trouble. I love Fruit loops. When the sun comes up I head strait for the bathroom. What? I’m only human. Then it’s off to the kitchen for a big bowl of my favorite cereal. Only this morning, I had run out of orange juice and of coarse the kid used the last box of milk I got for Christmas. I was still a little hung over, so I decided to drink my last Natural Ice beer. I had seen a movie where some serious drunk ate corn flakes and beer so I thought… why not? Let me tell you why not. BLAH! NYA! EEEEEOOOOOH! OH MY… Ick. However, as you get closer to the end of the bowl most of your taste buds will have committed suicide. On a brighter note, the sugar makes the beer foamy so you always have a good head in your mouth. I’m sticking with stale Doritos and Sangria. You can’t go wrong with wine and cheese.
NOTE: I’m working 16 hr. shifts right now, so don’t think I’m putting any of you lovelys off. I’m slowly making the rounds. Bare with meh =)
daisyfae on January 20th, 2008
desperation once drove a roommate and i to make a box of kraft macaroni and cheese with coffeemate powder, since we didn’t have any liquid milk (it had congealed in the fridge). i’ll take the stale doritos and sangria…
Upset Waitress on January 20th, 2008
Daisy, oooohh I love foods you can walk across!
Gypsy on January 21st, 2008
Sounds like a wholesome breakfast to get your day off to a great start….but will it keep you regular? At my age I have to think of these things…
Gorilla Bananas on January 21st, 2008
Locusts and wild honey does it for me. Do you ever eat muesli?
nursemyra on January 21st, 2008
muesli and margaritas works well
Mark on January 21st, 2008
I’ll bare with you. Then it’ll be easier to have a good head in your mouth.
Ba-dump.
BEAR with me, you mean. Or maybe you meant what you wrote…
BDS on January 21st, 2008
You’ve got a cast-iron stomach if you can stand that concotion. Brutal. Just stay away from the Mad Dog - Frosted Flakes and you’ll be OK.
Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on January 21st, 2008
Reminds me of Hell Weekend with the Kappas all those years ago. Until you have brushed your teeth with Milwaukee’s Beast, you just have not lived.
bent on January 21st, 2008
A 40 ouncer with some cocoa puffs…sounds good, doesn’t it?
Ugh, 16 hour shifts…that is brutal. May your feet have peace!
Blondefabulous on January 21st, 2008
eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
blazngfyre on January 21st, 2008
Stale jumbo pretzel and warm-ish rum was my Sunday breakfast.
Yummy for da’ tummy!
I am sending sweet dreams of hot, sudsy Epsom Salt bath for the tootsies.
Buffalo on January 21st, 2008
“I’m only human.”
Really?
Upset Waitress on January 21st, 2008
Gypsy, yea, it’s like colon blow.
Gorilla, YUCK!
Nursey, alcohol and anything works well.
Mark, quit bragging because I know better.
BDS, I eat cast iron for dinner.
Blackiswhite, toothpaste and beer, sounds like a mint julep.
bent, makes me go coo coo.
Blonde, a true connoisseur.
Blaze, so you speak fluent warm-ish ?
Buffalo, Theologians and Darwinians have been debating it for years but I’m pretty confident that I’m human.
Native Minnow on January 21st, 2008
Mark beat me to the pun about “a good head in your mouth.”
That’ll teach me not to check in earlier.
jahooni on January 21st, 2008
I just threw up in my mouth. I don’t care how hung over I get. I will never eat cereal with beer! wasn’t there any left over pizza or shit from the night before?? I say Vodka with it would have been a better choice
Mark on January 21st, 2008
“Mark, quit bragging because I know better.”
You wish.
manuel on January 21st, 2008
breakfast? pfft….go straight to lunch…..bloody mary time…..try that with your kellogs….
Upset Waitress on January 21st, 2008
Minnow, the earlier pecker gets the tongue.
jahooni, you think my post is disgusting, but you will vomit in your own mouth?
Mark, I don’t have to, I’m a woman.
manuel, I can’t skip breakfast, it’s the most important meal of the day. Mimosas all the way! Til lunch shift of course.
Mark on January 21st, 2008
“Mark, I don’t have to, I’m a woman.”
That may be true but I’m the only guy who has MINE.
Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on January 21st, 2008
Blackiswhite, toothpaste and beer, sounds like a mint julep.
Actually, calling Beast “beer” is overly generous, but the work “urine” was already being used.
I say Vodka with it would have been a better choice
V’da is always a better choice.
Snappy Jones on January 22nd, 2008
Damn girl Natural Ice!!! No wonder you were hung over. I don’t recall ever drinking that shit and not passing out. Of course I drink 5 of those 24 oz. cans to do so…….but I won’t even go near that stuff unless I can’t afford anything better and I’m looking to get annihilated. It’s Budweiser’s version of Cisco.
Upset Waitress on January 22nd, 2008
Blackiswhite, how about minced hotdogs and Beast? Sound delectable. Go out white trash style!
Snappy, hi there! Yea it’s my choice of drink. Not because it’s cheap, but because it shits in my face. I mean it makes me shit faced.