A Pimple On Wheels.
I was hoping that when this car came out it would make you smart. Unfortunately it couldn’t teach Canadians how to drive. So I can’t see how this car is any smarter than the mini van the Canuck’s just pulled their seventy foot travel trailer to your town with. They say it gets forty miles to the gallon. That means the entire population of Canada can not tip in every state simultaneously. With a base price of around twelve-thousand dollars it won’t be long before the Mexicans start zipping across the border in style. Given it’s size I don’t think they will have any problem driving under a Gila Monster. At least the price of produce should come down. I heard that even Paris Hilton bought one in pink. It looks like a pimple on wheels. I think I’ll keep driving my ozone eater until they are free.
Mark on January 21st, 2008
Yeah, I really want to stand on principle and drive that piece of shit alongside an 18-wheeler at 75 miles an hour down the interstate.
Just so I can get bragging rights with the Goreskin, who doesn’t give a rat’s arse who lives or dies as long as it keeps fueling his multi-million dollar speaking tours.
Wormbrain on January 21st, 2008
I spent years of my life studying the ill effects of humankind’s pollution on our planet. I learned many ways to mitigate that damage and that such measures may already be too late.
That being said..
I’ll be damned if I’m going to put my kids in that plastic thing and drive around NYC. Give me my indestructible Jeep and peace of mind.
Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on January 21st, 2008
I want one with wood grain so I can skip the casket.
And sorry to pick a fight in your sandbox, UW, but
“I spent years of my life studying the ill effects of humankind’s pollution on our planet. I learned many ways to mitigate that damage and that such measures may already be too late.”
I’m calling “Bullshit!”
Gypsy on January 21st, 2008
If Paris Hilton bought one that is all the reason I need not to. Besides, it’s an ugly little motherf*cker. Btw don’t you like Canucks? Not that I care, as long as you like Aussies
jahooni on January 21st, 2008
Okay reading that Paris bought one. I just threw up again in my mouth! ha!
moi on January 21st, 2008
What’s worth saving about the environment if it’s just gonna end up butt ugly?
Woeful on January 21st, 2008
LOL… From someone who used to drive around in a purple convertible Suzuki Sidekick, I like the fact that I’d be able to park it in the City after someone moves their bicycle from the spot. This car is even better and only costs $2500!!
Gorilla Bananas on January 22nd, 2008
Motorized roller skates are the way forward.
Ribeye of your Dreams on January 22nd, 2008
That’s one of the most hideous things I’ve ever seen in all my life.
Henry The Guard-Mule on January 22nd, 2008
Grrherhahahahahaha! I loves me some Canuck Bashing in the morning. Do you get Germans down there? They’re basically Canucks with worse accents.
walker on January 22nd, 2008
I wouldn’t drive one of those even if they gave all the Chinese here bicycles and driving lessons for them.
They think a stop sign means stop ten feet past it.
A truck hits me in my Buick and the truck may be able to drive away.
A truck hits you while driving that and your face will be on the side of milk cartons because no one will know where you disappeared to.
Oh and I’m Canadian and I try to bash a Canadian in the morning every chance I get
P.S. I got rid of the Bravenet to see if that fixes your problem
moooooog35 on January 22nd, 2008
I crap bigger than that.
I’ve never actually tried driving around in my poo, but I bet it gives a nice ride.
…it also explains how Mexicans came across the border through my toilet.
jahooni on January 22nd, 2008
Don’t you dare give up on me, I am only going to BE STUDYING for a month. I will be back in full force in just a little bit.
Buffalo on January 22nd, 2008
Canadians don’t tip because it is your honor and pleasure to serve them.
Upset Waitress on January 22nd, 2008
Mark, c’mon. Tell us what it really is. You can’t enjoy a BJ in a ride like this.
Wormbrain, If it were sitting outside K-Mart and required a quarter I would let my kid ride it. It’s cooler than them stupid carousel things.
Blackiswhite, good idea. And when it’s time to be buried, we can just roll you into a small pot-hole. Or park you in the sand so the cats can bury it.
Gypsy, Oh I think it’s cute as hell. It’d be cuter with some fuzzy stuff though. I like Canadians, when they’re sleeping. Aussies rule the world!
Jahooni, you can’t stomach much ey?
Moi, I kind of think it’s cute. For a pregnant roller-skate.
Woeful, like me, you like cute tiny thingies.
Gorilla, that or simply sticking a saddle on a pot bellied pig.
Ribeye, I’ve seen worse things.
Henry, we do get the Krauts. It’s like the United Nations here.
Walker, could you imagine hitting a small insect while driving one of these things? Oh, I like Canadians, when they aren’t driving. And I was able to hit your site today, still can’t scroll for some reason though. Might be my browser. I’m going to d/l opera and see if that helps.
moooog, what a shitty ride that would be.
Jahooni, won’t give up. Promise.
Upset Waitress on January 22nd, 2008
Buffalo, is that what it is? I always thought it was because they were saving up for a lifetime supply of beer and hockey game tickets.
Henry The Guard-Mule on January 22nd, 2008
Bummer. We got rid of most of our Germans when we banned chain-smoking and sputum-wretching from public restaurants after last-seating. This also cut-back on the numbers of Canucks of the French-Mumbling Variety.
I will say that those Germans who work more than 12 weeks per year drive and tip better than Canucks, however.
Native Minnow on January 22nd, 2008
I had to borrow a friend’s truck to move all the furniture I bought from that British lady back to my house (where it’s sitting in the garage). I think I’ve rented apartments smaller than that truck. My friend joked that he could feel the earth getting warmer as we drove it. I felt powerful.
Blondefabulous on January 22nd, 2008
It resembles a large sex toy… you know… that EGG thingy! That’s super sized!
Upset Waitress on January 22nd, 2008
Henry, anybody drives and tips better than Canucks.
Minnow, I heard that when you OWN big trucks like that, your penis grows. If not, then you can just run over anybody that says you have a small one.
Blonde, I’d hate to see the twat!
Woeful on January 22nd, 2008
I like you upset waitress… Oh, and “I crap bigger than that” made my day!!!
Erik on January 22nd, 2008
I would happily strap myself to a rocket bound for the Moon…
…but you would never catch me in that deathtrap!
Upset Waitress on January 22nd, 2008
Woeful, well I like you more sis. Even fleas crap bigger than that. Mooog is a sick bastard isn’t he? Haha.
Erik, imagine going over a speed bump. It would be like driving over Mt. Everest.
manuel on January 22nd, 2008
bwahahahaha that is all……
upset waitress on January 22nd, 2008
Imagine if this car ran over a mouse trap!
Mark on January 22nd, 2008
Imagine if this car ran…
SoHoS on January 23rd, 2008
That reminds me of this boil I had once…
Dick on January 23rd, 2008
40 mpg and just 12K?
I want one.