Comments on: Under Pressure. http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:46:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: jahooni http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1153 jahooni Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:17:19 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1153 since you can't drink.. i'll double fist just for you! since you can’t drink.. i’ll double fist just for you!

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1139 Mark Thu, 24 Jan 2008 04:42:35 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1139 "Mark, then I must insist you take my temp rectally." Wow...just wow. “Mark, then I must insist you take my temp rectally.”

Wow…just wow.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1137 Upset Waitress Thu, 24 Jan 2008 04:14:55 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1137 manuel, Not that kind of stroke. Now clean off your keyboard and get your head back in the game. RG, That quiver is not your liver. You left your vibrator on again. :) manuel, Not that kind of stroke. Now clean off your keyboard and get your head back in the game.

RG, That quiver is not your liver. You left your vibrator on again. :)

]]> By: Restaurant Gal http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1134 Restaurant Gal Thu, 24 Jan 2008 04:01:23 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1134 I am pretty sure my liver hurts since I moved to this lovely part of the world. That's why I am not going to the doctor. Good luck with what ails you. I am pretty sure my liver hurts since I moved to this lovely part of the world. That’s why I am not going to the doctor. Good luck with what ails you.

]]> By: manuel http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1133 manuel Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:14:00 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1133 If we are having a stroke race I want in on that too..... If we are having a stroke race I want in on that too…..

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1132 Upset Waitress Wed, 23 Jan 2008 23:20:35 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1132 daisy, that settles it. I'm getting a jar of leeches. woeful, are you sorry enough to break my bosses legs? Mark, then I must insist you take my temp rectally. Henry, how long will you live if McCain becomes president? Walker, yea them doc's are as bad as the hair dressers. I'm always asking my hair dresser "Did you lose a bet?" Gypsy, just hearing that Jesus Christ is on a bycycle gets my heart pumping :) Gorilla, you mean like riding my unicycle with two hands instead of one? haha Nursey, loosen my corset? My boyfriend won't let me wear it for more than five minutes before it's ripped off :) moooog, They should just put all meds in an Amberbock or Pilsner. USA Admiral, If I did stroke out, P.E.T.A. wouldn't have anyone writing them annoying E-mails. :) Tony, haha, my gay friends are still in the closet. And they keep knocking over the broom! BDS, should I be eating pork rinds while I'm giving him the pie? Blackiswhite, better hurry, I'm on the phone with my crazed, nutty, crackhead boss now. Buffalo, glib will work. Axey, I would if I could remember where I put my stash. Minnow, no because I went into the examination room dressed as an Ewok. daisy, that settles it. I’m getting a jar of leeches.

woeful, are you sorry enough to break my bosses legs?

Mark, then I must insist you take my temp rectally.

Henry, how long will you live if McCain becomes president?

Walker, yea them doc’s are as bad as the hair dressers. I’m always asking my hair dresser “Did you lose a bet?”

Gypsy, just hearing that Jesus Christ is on a bycycle gets my heart pumping :)

Gorilla, you mean like riding my unicycle with two hands instead of one? haha

Nursey, loosen my corset? My boyfriend won’t let me wear it for more than five minutes before it’s ripped off :)

moooog, They should just put all meds in an Amberbock or Pilsner.

USA Admiral, If I did stroke out, P.E.T.A. wouldn’t have anyone writing them annoying E-mails. :)

Tony, haha, my gay friends are still in the closet. And they keep knocking over the broom!

BDS, should I be eating pork rinds while I’m giving him the pie?

Blackiswhite, better hurry, I’m on the phone with my crazed, nutty, crackhead boss now.

Buffalo, glib will work.

Axey, I would if I could remember where I put my stash.

Minnow, no because I went into the examination room dressed as an Ewok.

]]> By: Native Minnow http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1130 Native Minnow Wed, 23 Jan 2008 22:08:33 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1130 Jabba the Hutt sized, eh? At least he didn't make you change into a gold bikini and chain you to his throne - or did he? Jabba the Hutt sized, eh? At least he didn’t make you change into a gold bikini and chain you to his throne - or did he?

]]> By: Axey http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1129 Axey Wed, 23 Jan 2008 20:16:11 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1129 Works even - proves my point! Works even - proves my point!

]]> By: Axey http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1128 Axey Wed, 23 Jan 2008 20:15:43 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1128 Try smoking copious amounts of weed. Woeks for me!!! Try smoking copious amounts of weed. Woeks for me!!!

]]> By: Dick http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1126 Dick Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:23:31 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1126 Nice pressure. Technically, you're headed for a heart attack that'll be a good'n. Nice pressure. Technically, you’re headed for a heart attack that’ll be a good’n.

]]> By: Buffalo http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1124 Buffalo Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:30:32 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1124 I rarely have anything clever or amusing to say and this subject doesn't provide an exception. I rarely have anything clever or amusing to say and this subject doesn’t provide an exception.

]]> By: Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1123 Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:42:57 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1123 200/97??? I didn't think anyones BP was higher than mine. Lets have a race and see who has a stroke first! 200/97???

I didn’t think anyones BP was higher than mine.

Lets have a race and see who has a stroke first!

]]> By: BDS http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1122 BDS Wed, 23 Jan 2008 15:36:03 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1122 I've generally found a lot of doctors to be in piss-poor physical condition, which seems vaguely ironic. I hope you mentioned your dog-collar theory, however, as he will need full disclosure to accurately asses the situation. And bring him some pie when you go in for your blood work. I’ve generally found a lot of doctors to be in piss-poor physical condition, which seems vaguely ironic.

I hope you mentioned your dog-collar theory, however, as he will need full disclosure to accurately asses the situation.

And bring him some pie when you go in for your blood work.

]]> By: Tony http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1121 Tony Wed, 23 Jan 2008 15:11:20 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1121 UW - all joking aside, take care of yourself or i will f-ing kill you. Honestly, Nursemyra was right on with the wine, garlic, et al. Off topic, it still cracks me up when the UK use of the word "fags" meets the US use of the word...i picture you telling gay friends you can no longer hang out with them due to your blood pressure :) UW - all joking aside, take care of yourself or i will f-ing kill you. Honestly, Nursemyra was right on with the wine, garlic, et al.

Off topic, it still cracks me up when the UK use of the word “fags” meets the US use of the word…i picture you telling gay friends you can no longer hang out with them due to your blood pressure :)

]]> By: USA_Admiral http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1120 USA_Admiral Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:37:12 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1120 I hate going to the doctor. Never a good time. Take care so you don't stroke out on us. I hate going to the doctor. Never a good time.

Take care so you don’t stroke out on us.

]]> By: moooooog35 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1119 moooooog35 Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:26:10 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1119 You should have asked him what HIS blood pressure was...you know..just for comparison. And I think the "drinking while taking meds" is not required... ...I think of it more like a "serving suggestion" - like showing an olive with a slice of cheese on the cover of the Ritz cracker box. ..although..this probably explains my blackouts. You should have asked him what HIS blood pressure was…you know..just for comparison.

And I think the “drinking while taking meds” is not required…

…I think of it more like a “serving suggestion” - like showing an olive with a slice of cheese on the cover of the Ritz cracker box.

..although..this probably explains my blackouts.

]]> By: nursemyra http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1118 nursemyra Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:06:34 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1118 oh no now I feel pressured to offer good advice. ok - here goes - frequent orgasms with minimal effort, 2 glasses of red wine daily. lots of garlic. coincidentally I am the drunk one tonight. I may have different advice in the morning. ps you might like to loosen that corset a little oh no now I feel pressured to offer good advice. ok - here goes - frequent orgasms with minimal effort, 2 glasses of red wine daily. lots of garlic.

coincidentally I am the drunk one tonight. I may have different advice in the morning.

ps you might like to loosen that corset a little

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1117 Gorilla Bananas Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:52:02 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1117 Well it's not the end of the world, but you'd better start doing sensible stuff now. Well it’s not the end of the world, but you’d better start doing sensible stuff now.

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1116 Gypsy Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:52:17 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1116 Jesus Christ on a bicycle!!! Girl I'm surprised your head hasn't exploded all over your blog by now. Hope you manage to get it down soon. I know it's not your way to take things seriously, but this is one of those times when you need to do something out of character. I bet NurseMyra will have some good advice when she gets here. btw your sober posts are just as good as your drunk ones, just so you know. Jesus Christ on a bicycle!!! Girl I’m surprised your head hasn’t exploded all over your blog by now. Hope you manage to get it down soon. I know it’s not your way to take things seriously, but this is one of those times when you need to do something out of character. I bet NurseMyra will have some good advice when she gets here. btw your sober posts are just as good as your drunk ones, just so you know.

]]> By: walker http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1115 walker Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:37:07 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1115 Whoa thats way to high. You did remove the Ben Wa balls before you went right? Doctors should lead by example and should look as heathly as the advice the dispense. Whoa thats way to high.
You did remove the Ben Wa balls before you went right?

Doctors should lead by example and should look as heathly as the advice the dispense.

]]> By: Henry The Guard-Mule http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1114 Henry The Guard-Mule Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:14:32 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1114 Mine is very high too. I've opted not to take the meds suggested even though they're dirt-cheap, side-effect-free and totally covered by insurance. I LIKE being a red-faced on-the-verge-of-stroke scary angry Troll. FUCK YOU ALL! P.S. My top number is way lower than 200 (191) so I'll prolly outlive you! HA! Mine is very high too. I’ve opted not to take the meds suggested even though they’re dirt-cheap, side-effect-free and totally covered by insurance. I LIKE being a red-faced on-the-verge-of-stroke scary angry Troll.

FUCK YOU ALL!

P.S. My top number is way lower than 200 (191) so I’ll prolly outlive you! HA!

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1112 Mark Wed, 23 Jan 2008 03:31:43 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1112 "I feel loopy as hell!" Let's just take your temperature. What's that? OF COURSE it's a thermometer. Yes, yes, I KNOW it's a very fat thermometer... Seriously, hope it's not serious, eh... “I feel loopy as hell!”

Let’s just take your temperature. What’s that? OF COURSE it’s a thermometer. Yes, yes, I KNOW it’s a very fat thermometer…

Seriously, hope it’s not serious, eh…

]]> By: Woeful http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1109 Woeful Wed, 23 Jan 2008 02:03:42 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1109 I am so sorry. :-( I am so sorry. :-(

]]> By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1108 daisyfae Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:41:28 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1108 had a gigantic fat-fuck of a doctor tell me to lose weight when i was 12 years old. i wanted to pop him like a zit... one other way to reduce your BP? donate blood. lots of it every day. less blood? less pressure! science rocks... had a gigantic fat-fuck of a doctor tell me to lose weight when i was 12 years old. i wanted to pop him like a zit… one other way to reduce your BP? donate blood. lots of it every day. less blood? less pressure! science rocks…

]]> By: upset waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1107 upset waitress Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:40:05 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1107 "drop the drink and the fag"...Manuel, you know that's like asking the pope not to pray! And I will always need you. I mean who else is going to whine like a bitch when I fcuk with my sidebar? “drop the drink and the fag”…Manuel, you know that’s like asking the pope not to pray! And I will always need you. I mean who else is going to whine like a bitch when I fcuk with my sidebar?

]]> By: manuel http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1106 manuel Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:35:17 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/22/under-pressure/#comment-1106 Sheeeit. Stay well honey.....I love reading your crap...sorry I mean posts and well I'd miss you.....even if you have lots of new friends now and don't need me any more....fuck who am I writing this too.....drop the drink and the fags and you'll be fine....dull but fine..... Sheeeit. Stay well honey…..I love reading your crap…sorry I mean posts and well I’d miss you…..even if you have lots of new friends now and don’t need me any more….fuck who am I writing this too…..drop the drink and the fags and you’ll be fine….dull but fine…..

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